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I sold this mattress

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_YEAHMANWORD, Nov 20, 2005.

  1. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    I sold this tempur-pedic mattress tonight.

    No bars around here will hire me.

    All the bar owners have heard about my antics.

    But I sell 2,600 dollar sleepers.
     
  2. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

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  3. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    Fuck it.


    Bernie Lomaxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     
  4. beardofzeus

    beardofzeus Member

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  5. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
  6. gasfacevictm

    gasfacevictm 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 10,415 Likes Received: 707
    bernie lomax...HAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
  7. FunTimePartyTeam

    FunTimePartyTeam Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 2,029 Likes Received: 0
    What do you get with a 2600 dollar mattress? I mean if i spend that much on a mattress it better walk my dog or something. At least get me laid.
     
  8. GEEB

    GEEB Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2004 Messages: 1,803 Likes Received: 43
    My matress doubles as a trampoline and floatation device, both essential for getting laid,and saving lives.
     
  9. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  10. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    My friend recently dropped out of the unversity of california to move to New York and attend bartending school.

    Yeah man, word.
     
  11. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    weird, my boy was just tryin to slang a tempurpedic for 900
     
  12. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    at first i was skeptical about getting a futon, but after sleeping on it for a while i realized theyre the shit!
     
  13. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
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