Guest chicken bone Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Well not really, but I was sitting outside a club last night talking to the bouncer and this girl was feeding me chocolate cake and I was flexing my guns in my new black Armani shirt but then apparently I was sitting on chocolate because I had it smeared all over the left butt-cheek pocket of my khakis. I tried wiping it off but it ended up smearing more and looking like I shit all over myself in spots and smears and rug burns. :( My Brasilian friend told me guys with shit on their clothes have big dick. I don't see how that works and it sure didnt work when my friend grabbed two girls (it didn't matter that they were ugly) and showed them my ass as I perked it up "This guy shat his pants". I hope they tell their friends. Then everytime I walk around they can giggle at me and tell stories like "he's really cute but he has bowel problems!" end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 ewwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Party-time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 youre a fucking tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by PAYROLL youre a fucking tool. I think you're hating on the fact that I got fed chocolate cake by a beautiful Asian woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PAYROLL Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 no sir, you are mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 thats what you get for flexing your "guns" through your armani shirt. had throw that in didnt you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Its ok, I forgive you. Angry young men need a place to vent their frustrations. Chicken Bone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by jah thats what you get for flexing your "guns" through your armani shirt. had throw that in didnt you...... Haha no, I dont even own an Armani shirt.. And my arms arent so beefy either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chunk Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Hay at least you didn do it at a party like me. I fucking busted loose all over the place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 wow. good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by PAYROLL youre a fucking tool. you have officially been dicked on by payroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 i save my shit in ziploc bags and throw them off the tops of buildings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted October 19, 2002 Share Posted October 19, 2002 Originally posted by PAYROLL youre a fucking tool. i dotn know why but comign upon this made me laugh alot. heheheh being a tool is a funny thing, you shouldnt lie on the title of your threads, that false advertising damnit, now go shit your pants to make up for your error, damnit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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