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I shat my pants tonight.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by chicken bone, Oct 18, 2002.

  1. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest

    I shat my pants tonight.

    Discussion started by chicken bone - Oct 18, 2002

    Well not really, but I was sitting outside a club last night talking to the bouncer and this girl was feeding me chocolate cake and I was flexing my guns in my new black Armani shirt but then apparently I was sitting on chocolate because I had it smeared all over the left butt-cheek pocket of my khakis.

    I tried wiping it off but it ended up smearing more and looking like I shit all over myself in spots and smears and rug burns.

    :(

    My Brasilian friend told me guys with shit on their clothes have big dick. I don't see how that works and it sure didnt work when my friend grabbed two girls (it didn't matter that they were ugly) and showed them my ass as I perked it up "This guy shat his pants".

    I hope they tell their friends.

    Then everytime I walk around they can giggle at me and tell stories like "he's really cute but he has bowel problems!"

    end.
     
  2. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

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    !@#$% - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    ewwww
     
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  3. chicken bone

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    chicken bone - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    Party-time!
     
  4. PAYROLL

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    PAYROLL - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    youre a fucking tool.
     
  5. chicken bone

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    chicken bone - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    I think you're hating on the fact that I got fed chocolate cake by a beautiful Asian woman.
     
  6. PAYROLL

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    PAYROLL - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    no sir, you are mistaken.
     
  7. jah

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    jah - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    thats what you get for flexing your "guns" through your armani shirt. had throw that in didnt you......
     
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  8. chicken bone

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    chicken bone - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    Its ok, I forgive you. Angry young men need a place to vent their frustrations.

    Chicken Bone!
     
  9. chicken bone

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    chicken bone - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    Haha no, I dont even own an Armani shirt.. And my arms arent so beefy either.
     
  10. Chunk

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    Chunk - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    Hay at least you didn do it at a party like me. I fucking busted loose all over the place
     
  11. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs 12oz Senior Member

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    Ronnie Dobbs - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    wow. good story.
     
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  12. angry xbox

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    angry xbox - Replied Oct 18, 2002

    you have officially been dicked on by payroll
     
  13. -MOE LESTER-

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    -MOE LESTER- - Replied Oct 19, 2002

    i save my shit in ziploc bags and throw them off the tops of buildings
     
  14. el barto

    el barto 12oz Elite Member

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    el barto - Replied Oct 19, 2002

    i dotn know why but comign upon this made me laugh alot. heheheh
    being a tool is a funny thing, you shouldnt lie on the title of your threads, that false advertising damnit, now go shit your pants to make up for your error, damnit!
     
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