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I saw Lens on BlindDate

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Hayabusa, May 10, 2006.

  1. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    So i was watching this show a few nights ago out of boredom, and they had on what i would consider to be a spitting image of our very own Lens. It was a 41 year old Burt Reynolds look a like, complete with moustache and all, on a date with a 20 somethign yr old hot asian cutie. Basically he in his interview requested a "petite asian woman" "because they are small and obediant".

    he greeted the young lady in her native tongue (broken white man chinese) and proceeded to ask plenty of boring and akward questions about the asian girl's heritage. In the car he was excited to find out she works at a chinese restaurant, but she wasnt too thrilled cuz shes not into that kinda food. They went to some park where he blind folded her and...fed her chips with dip, which she all spat out cuz they were terrible. :shakehead:
    On the ride to dinner the lady admitted that asian men shes been with had small penises and that its why she prefers white boys. Lens had no answer to why he likes Azn women, so the girl concluded it was because of some sexually perverted reason (probably true)
    At dinner, Lens was sporting a traditional chinese robe but in blue with golden trim and a golden dragon on the side, while the lady wore a small black dress. At dinner he tried to mack it up, but the lady said he was too old for her (imagine that)
    on the cab ride home, she asked him for a promise, to not kiss her at the end of the night...

    in their post date interview, Lens was FURIOUS that this chick was an Americanized asian, and not a pure chinese woman (i kid u not) He said, he didnt want some azn who grew up here, but a pure Azn from the orient. His reasoning was that the American asian was too vulgur and not lady like
    The azn broad called him out, saying she didnt want some old guy who wanted an obidient submisive asian play toy
    all in all i think they had a fun date

    ill try to find pics but dont hold your breath
    Roger Lodge what!
     
  2. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    your description was very concise and complete.

    fuck a nigga blind date burt reynolds lens.
     
  3. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    my dude, as soon as i saw what was goign on, i emediatley thought of Lens, 12oz and eventually posting this shit up
    best believe i paid close attention
     
  4. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    HAW-HAW YOU WATCH BLIND DATE.
     
  5. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    yeah and? i also have more chest hair than you...
    pussy
     
  6. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    I shaved mine to be in the man parade!
    [​IMG]
    where's your homosexual ubertones NOW Batman?
     
  7. SUR X3

    SUR X3 Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2001 Messages: 8,393 Likes Received: 0
    The asian girl I saw lens dating was the most americanized asian girl ever. And from what I hear bitchy and crazy and awesome in bed. That's hearsay, what I can say is that she had huge tits.

    G!
     
  8. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

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    TRUE^^^^^^^^^^^^THANK YOU
     
  9. Internerd

    Internerd Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 2,006 Likes Received: 112
    Mother do think they'll drop the bomb?
     
  10. Qawee

    Qawee Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2006 Messages: 3,420 Likes Received: 155
    hayabusa
    plz to change your text color
    i have to highlight all of your posts to read what you've written
     
  11. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    go to the very bottom and change the boards color to grey
     
  12. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    That guy sounds like a clown, and they come a dime-a-dozen. He doesnt want a companion, he wants a slave and he thinks he can take advantage of old fashioned chinese values. Instead of blind date dude should have ordered a mail order bride.
     
  13. John Basegow

    John Basegow Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 21, 2005 Messages: 221 Likes Received: 24
    I ACTUALLY SAW THIS EPISODE
     
  14. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    lens was on blind date?!
     
  15. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    Blind date is one of the worst shows ever made. I can seriously watch about 3 seconds before I become digusted and turn the channel.
     
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