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I saw him

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Telo, Jan 11, 2004.

  1. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    So this is just an experience i had today and i expect no one to answer to this thread. i just feel like telling a large audience.



    So im doing my job today (delivering pizza, to get my ass through college) and i go to the "fancy" hotel downtown. I walk in and give dude from out of state his shit. His girl was checking me out like crazy, she kept trying to get me to stay and tell them where the big party was at.(got a 7 dollar tip which is ultra good). I just told them i know nothing. anyways, as im walking out the door i see a ULTRA short person. i look over and im like, "yo, you are whats the name?".. the arab guy parking cars is like "thats mini-me" in the real typical middle eastern voice.. i start yeling "GET IN MY BELLY" over and over again.. after 5 minutes of that they kick me out and i am no longer allowed to deliver to the hotel.. ehh screw it, it was good times. That dude is waaaaaaaaaay shorter than you would think.. hes like the size of a baby. its really weird. and he was driving a 4runner too with no body guards or personel. really weird.
     
  2. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    :lol: I would have done the same thing
     
  3. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    official mad cunt status.... that is now my quote.. hahhaha.. ehhhh good times..
     
  4. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    YEAH THATS A FUNNY STORY. PROPS
     
  5. AevOne718

    AevOne718 Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 25, 2003 Messages: 206 Likes Received: 0
    If you were my son, and you did that... I would be your fucking son, and make you my father. YOU KNOW WHAT... you are my father. Seriously... I want you to fuck my mom and be my father. Really... I mean it... all you need to do is make a time machine(minime and Dr. Eil did it), go back in time, screw my momma, and bam: Here I am. the son of Telo.... its like being Jesus.
     
  6. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    Vern Troyer.

    One fucking million.









    2 jacked 4 my own good.
     
  7. l0rdka0s

    l0rdka0s Banned

    Joined: Dec 31, 2002 Messages: 8 Likes Received: 0
    blow your brains out
     
  8. LivinDigital

    LivinDigital Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 9, 2003 Messages: 164 Likes Received: 0
    you shoulda thrown the pizza at him. i fuckin hate midgets. especially that idiot weeman. fuckin midgets.
     
  9. igor

    igor Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Messages: 296 Likes Received: 0
    fuck you, i'm a midget. Just a very tall midget, but i was born small, you know?
    Ignorant bastard.
     
  10. LivinDigital

    LivinDigital Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 9, 2003 Messages: 164 Likes Received: 0
    hahaha that sucks for you man. doesnt that make you like a "dwarf" or an "elf", man? i saw that shit on maury povich where they had tall midgets talking about how they have to live in wierd little communes and they have demented faces and theyre scary and fuck... hahaha that sucks for you man. do you crawl on peoples shoulders to catch high up tags and use booster chairs to hit transit?

    man actually... maybe it'd be cool to be a midget. like, you could sneak around at night doing tags and people wouldnt notice you because you could just dip behind fire hydrants and mailboxes and shit.


    keep it tall in 04' midget ass bastard. you creep me out.


    PGW/MIDGET HATING/SMART FUCKER>>>Hates Dwarves and Elves too.
     
  11. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    "its like a midget is hangen from my dick place"
    - me
     
  12. igor

    igor Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Messages: 296 Likes Received: 0
    Livin Digital, fool, i'm not really a midget, i'm just solidarizing with them, cause of ignorant Nazis like you. I say i was born small, that was humour, we were all born small. Check out the "I'm going to hell for this"-thread. Add your own damn self to the list of similarities of Nazis and retards.
     
  13. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Everyone's allowed to judge midgets. It's not like
    picking on minorites; they can't help it....
    midgets are small, maybe if they'd quit dicking
    around and grow the fuck up...


    Now Pigmees are on some next level hee-bee
    gee-bees shit.
     
  14. igor

    igor Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Messages: 296 Likes Received: 0
    of course it's like picking on minorities. Or are they a majority where you live? Midgets don't choose to be midgets, it's not their fault and they can't help it.

    Bushwick Bill is cool. A little fucked up in the brain but still cool.
     
  15. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    Inbred little pork-chop banana people.
     
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