Telo Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 So this is just an experience i had today and i expect no one to answer to this thread. i just feel like telling a large audience. So im doing my job today (delivering pizza, to get my ass through college) and i go to the "fancy" hotel downtown. I walk in and give dude from out of state his shit. His girl was checking me out like crazy, she kept trying to get me to stay and tell them where the big party was at.(got a 7 dollar tip which is ultra good). I just told them i know nothing. anyways, as im walking out the door i see a ULTRA short person. i look over and im like, "yo, you are whats the name?".. the arab guy parking cars is like "thats mini-me" in the real typical middle eastern voice.. i start yeling "GET IN MY BELLY" over and over again.. after 5 minutes of that they kick me out and i am no longer allowed to deliver to the hotel.. ehh screw it, it was good times. That dude is waaaaaaaaaay shorter than you would think.. hes like the size of a baby. its really weird. and he was driving a 4runner too with no body guards or personel. really weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 :lol: I would have done the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 official mad cunt status.... that is now my quote.. hahhaha.. ehhhh good times.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 YEAH THATS A FUNNY STORY. PROPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AevOne718 Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 If you were my son, and you did that... I would be your fucking son, and make you my father. YOU KNOW WHAT... you are my father. Seriously... I want you to fuck my mom and be my father. Really... I mean it... all you need to do is make a time machine(minime and Dr. Eil did it), go back in time, screw my momma, and bam: Here I am. the son of Telo.... its like being Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Vern Troyer. One fucking million. 2 jacked 4 my own good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 blow your brains out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinDigital Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 you shoulda thrown the pizza at him. i fuckin hate midgets. especially that idiot weeman. fuckin midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by LivinDigital you shoulda thrown the pizza at him. i fuckin hate midgets. especially that idiot weeman. fuckin midgets. fuck you, i'm a midget. Just a very tall midget, but i was born small, you know? Ignorant bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinDigital Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 hahaha that sucks for you man. doesnt that make you like a "dwarf" or an "elf", man? i saw that shit on maury povich where they had tall midgets talking about how they have to live in wierd little communes and they have demented faces and theyre scary and fuck... hahaha that sucks for you man. do you crawl on peoples shoulders to catch high up tags and use booster chairs to hit transit? man actually... maybe it'd be cool to be a midget. like, you could sneak around at night doing tags and people wouldnt notice you because you could just dip behind fire hydrants and mailboxes and shit. keep it tall in 04' midget ass bastard. you creep me out. PGW/MIDGET HATING/SMART FUCKER>>>Hates Dwarves and Elves too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 "its like a midget is hangen from my dick place" - me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Livin Digital, fool, i'm not really a midget, i'm just solidarizing with them, cause of ignorant Nazis like you. I say i was born small, that was humour, we were all born small. Check out the "I'm going to hell for this"-thread. Add your own damn self to the list of similarities of Nazis and retards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Everyone's allowed to judge midgets. It's not like picking on minorites; they can't help it.... midgets are small, maybe if they'd quit dicking around and grow the fuck up... Now Pigmees are on some next level hee-bee gee-bees shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 of course it's like picking on minorities. Or are they a majority where you live? Midgets don't choose to be midgets, it's not their fault and they can't help it. Bushwick Bill is cool. A little fucked up in the brain but still cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Now Pigmees are on some next level hee-bee gee-bees shit. Inbred little pork-chop banana people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by igor of course it's like picking on minorities. Or are they a majority where you live? Midgets don't choose to be midgets, it's not their fault and they can't help it. Bushwick Bill is cool. A little fucked up in the brain but still cool. I don't think midgets are the majority of anything... *pause* :o Besides...midgets make up a very small percent of the population. :o ahh.. I'd kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 oh, you're being funny! Sorry, i didn't realize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 Well you guys can go on all day about likeing and not liking midgets. But Vern had a whole crowd of midgets with him. They were popping out of cars everywhere. It was crazy, apparently he only rolls with other midgets. Although they are taller than him. I wanted to eat him sooo bad... mmmm mmmmm .. baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 I think you've got it all topsy-turvey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 You are allowed to by law; pick up Mini-me and throw him. or am i thinking of wee-man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 mmmmmm... baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by bute i can so picture a pizza boy yelling at a midget. and i am enjoying it. thankyou. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by Telo mmmmmm... baby. how true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Get In My Belly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 you are my new hero. that was the awesomest thing i've heard in ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube midgets make up a very small percent of the population. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC you are my new hero. that was the awesomest thing i've heard in ages Jesus.. I'm someones hero now. I am no longer a follower but a mentor. This is fantastic news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by Pinup Inbred little pork-chop banana people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by Telo Jesus.. I'm someones hero now. I am no longer a follower but a mentor. This is fantastic news. live the dream buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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