i really need to take a piss but i cant because i got a hard-on

this sucks.....[cringes]

lmao, i've been there.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

put your finger under the cold water and think about waterfalls

^^ hahah man cool quote, thats the kinda shit i think abuot when im high as fuck!

it's not the piss part, it's the pushing-down-your-boner-toward-the-toilet part. it's kinda uncomfortable. ;x

yea...and then the piss stream like splits in twoo...and it gets all over the floor, toilet seat, and your leg!!!

a little big but this should help you out...

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there you go...

too late!

Jack off

go stand in the shower and just let it free ahahahahahahaah

We've all been there.

When i was in basic training we had this guy who wet the bed everynight and would throw his sheets in the dryer,after a few times of this happening we could'nt use that dryer anymore because everything that came out of it smelled like piss.

Originally posted by NoamChomsky

We've all been there.

 

When i was in basic training we had this guy who wet the bed everynight and would throw his sheets in the dryer,after a few times of this happening we could'nt use that dryer anymore because everything that came out of it smelled like piss.

Originally posted by AcetOner

it's not the piss part, it's the pushing-down-your-boner-toward-the-toilet part. it's kinda uncomfortable. ;x

and oh-so-dangerous when drunk

haha

this is stupid

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the worst is having to take a shit and piss and your lumber has to sit there for a cool minute before it'll go in there so your just kinda trapped in suspended aggravation for a while.

yes...because for some reason its piss first, like in ldies and gentleman theres a rule for ladies first except its for piss and poo instead