Gunm Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 One of those days when you shouldn't leave the house..... Yeah, i rear ended the fucker in a supermarket parking lot. I get out and thankfully, shit isn't too monged up (pickup truck was lightly scuffed. My gf's ride is slightly fucked up but nothing I can't fix. However, what did set all my alarms off was the two guys that get out with HOLSTERED GUNS. Awww shit...this is it...old Lens is gonna get shot...never again to return to 12oz all over a rear end. Ha ha, turns out I rear ended an undercover CHP unit that was en route to serve a search warrant. Thankfully they were COOL as fuck and actually gave me and my gf some slack. The missus was pissed as fuck at me but eventually forgave me. So now I have to suck it up, buy my gf a new fender and kiss goodbye all the goodies I was planning to buy with my last paycheck. Oh yeah, also the fun "point" that goes on my driving record thereby ensuring I get fucked that much more on insurance every month. That and I got stabbed on the tongue by a six inch bamboo pike but that's a whole other story...... :( :D :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 WHIPPED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getNice Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 You should have taken them out like Heat & Dead Presidents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 chp? edit:Originally posted by Mr. ABC photo one: "i'll draw my 'trademark' character/image on a found object that has a vague relation to graffiti. it'll be rustic, but modern and 'street' all at the same time!" that thread is that from, you remember by chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Tell me about it. I got a DUI. I was okay to drive really. I got rearended on the parkway by some bitch who fell asleep behind me. I got a speeding ticket when every motherfucker around me was speeding too. I have since vowed to drive as little as possible. I haven't gone out and done anything in a long ass time. I'm a depressed hermit crab. Looking out the window, playing nintendo, while the wind blows... jacking off shit like that. Toes are tapping, hands are clapping, niggas are rapping. Or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 what does that stand for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 DRIVING UNDER INFLUENCE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Yeah well it's not like I was driving stupid. I was stopped at the gate of the base. Sux driving around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Why was a CHP serving a search warrant? CHP means California Highway Patrol arcel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK WHIPPED and what kind of emotions toward a person go into feeling the need to toss salads at their house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 I didn't know they did searches. Must be some patriot act shit. Probably got 2.5 jiffy cops doing searches of peoples refrigerators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by rental and what kind of emotions toward a person go into feeling the need to toss salads at their house? FEELINGS OF THINKING SHE'S A RETARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 and a boy tossing salads is a...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by rental and a boy tossing salads is a...? IT WASNT LIKE AN AWESOME REVENGE PLAN I HATCHED. I ONLY DID IT TO MAKE A MESS OUT FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE THAT THEY'D HAVE TO CLEAN UP. I'D SAY MORE OF AN ANNOYANCE. ESPECIALLY SINCE IT HAPPENED REGULARLY. THATS NOT BEING WHIPPED AT ALL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 <- no tickets in 3 years. but. . . i haven't been in the states for 12 out of the past 36 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK IT WASNT LIKE AN AWESOME REVENGE PLAN I HATCHED. I ONLY DID IT TO MAKE A MESS OUT FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE THAT THEY'D HAVE TO CLEAN UP. I'D SAY MORE OF AN ANNOYANCE. ESPECIALLY SINCE IT HAPPENED REGULARLY. haha, this is hysterical. reminds me of this powerpuff girls episode when the villains were doing the dumbest shit ever to be evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 IT WAS A JOKE! ARGHHHHHHH IM GOING INSANO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 the california highway patrol is the state police, right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by crave <- no tickets in 3 years. 3 tickets in the past 5 months. i hate my luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 WELCOME TO THE CLUB.. Last time I hit a cop it cost me three felonies, DUI, and some county time..Slightly different circumstances though...;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by JohnnyLode Why was a CHP serving a search warrant? CHP means California Highway Patrol arcel... yea... and even if highway patrol was, for some strange reason, going to serve a search warrant... why the fuck would they tell that to some random dude who just rearended them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 http://www.geocities.com/stevejvancamp/You_re_a_homo.jpg'> hahah just kidding but when i read the story it reminded me of this fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Leave it to you Lens...The bamboo story sounds interesting, lets hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by seppuku yea... and even if highway patrol was, for some strange reason, going to serve a search warrant... why the fuck would they tell that to some random dude who just rearended them? Because it's a search warrant, not a fucking FBI planned drug raid. Didn't I tell you to go kill yourself many months ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Flic the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK THATS NOT BEING WHIPPED AT ALL. :lol: :lol: :lol: when it's in caps like that, it's even funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK IMA GOOSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getNice Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 its raining as god pisses on earth I drop vile like a vagina disposing at birth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 28, 2004 Author Share Posted September 28, 2004 Cloner....ABC's quote that is currently being used as my signature is from that thread where the kid is asking our help to get his t-shirts printed but all of his shit was cliched and a "one trick pony" Seppuku - they were undercover agents investigating stolen vehicles. I'm obviously white, upstanding and not really prone to start calling up the homies going "yo dude, CHP is on the way! Clear out!" I don't know why the fuck the cop told me. I have his card if you wanna call him and ask. How the fuck should i know? Dumbass 1988 - okay, it was a six foot bamboo pike but rather a six inch skewer. I got some fried tofu from Quickly and when i was driving my gf was feeding me, we hit a bump, I got stabbed very hard in the tounge and enjoyed the warm tatse of blood in my mouth for about ten minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 I knew a kid in high school that rear ended a cop. dude was stopped behind the cop car...when he went to look for a tape cassette or something...his foot slipped off the clutch and the car jumped right into the back bumper. pretty fucking funny...kid was kinda a dumb ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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