Guest willy.wonka Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 i was walkin all drunk and i found this little kitty lying dead on the side of the road..i was drunk enough to be really sad on the situation.i was tempted to go bury it somewhere, but instead i picked it up by its tail and boy..that thing was stiff!so i just set it on the sidewalk where everybody would have to dodge it....licked my fingers clean and walked off. http://cartogra.com/rs/5A821D2E-CD7A-11D6-B42C-0090277A760E/screen'> :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 bwuahahahahahahha sad on the situation he says ahahahah rocking!! oh and first!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 you shoulda fucked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR you shoulda fucked it what he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 damn some of you guys will fuck anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 http://oish.com/otherpics/dancers.gif'> this is the requiem dance for the friggin kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 when i was younger we found a dead cat and we hid it so that we could scare people with it. that lasted about of week and we made plenty of young ladies cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by HELLSATAN when i was younger we found a dead cat and we hid it so that we could scare people with it. that lasted about of week and we made plenty of young ladies cry oh yeah i love making girls cry in more than one way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 was that sarcastic ? bah anyways i was younger and dumber back then as you can obviously tell. I was playing with a dead cat for fucks sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 sarcasm?? what is that stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Where's the Iced Out Kitten Slayers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Iced Out Kitten Slaughterin! Willy if you wish, we can make that cat into a nice handbag for you, then you can carry it around with you everywhere you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Why did I know you would reply:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 iced out kitten slayers ahahhahahahahhaahhahahaha i want that hand bag but with my kitten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 hahahahahahaha dead kitten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 :( poor little bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 I like cats. And I hate people that think it's funny to mistreat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 I was going to fight the lady from the pound. She was trying to say that she was going to take my cat. It would've been ok to punch her in the face, she had a mullet and she was pretty burly. Bitch ass hoover carpet cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 So you'd rather hit a woman than kill a cat...get your priorities staight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by socrates So you'd rather hit a woman than kill a cat...get your priorities staight socrates you are a man of many words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 How about this? I wouldn't *rather* do either one.... but if the bitch, and that's an understatement, was trying to get in my face like she was, yeah, I might be inclined to throw a rock and hit her in the face with it. The only thing telling me that she wasn't a dude, was her boobs. Other than that she was a dyke bucking up to a man, like they're accustomed to doing..... God knows she wears the pants in her relationship. Disclaimer: I have nothing against lesbians or people that work for the pound. I do however have something against people that want to get in my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 i like cats.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by uncle-boy i like cats.:( Im sorta partial to killing them, and making cool clothes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 I like em deep fried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Haven't you ever had a Big Mac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 I only really like cats because of how friendly they are even if you don't pay any attention to them at all... you can leave them with food and water, come back a week later and they still come up and sit on your lap, unlike a dog, who holds a grudge.. I have one of each tho and I love 'em both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT I like cats. And I hate people that think it's funny to mistreat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 fuck you guys, i wouldd hit anyone before killing acat, like getting hit is really worst than losing your life. id also rather hit a cat than kill a human. see what im saying. oh and i hope taht poor kitty didnt die from a moth kitty flying incedent. how many times do i have to tell you guys, never tape up a kitten to a moth they are just too young and dont have the right mind to direct the moth correctly, and make sure you tape those shits on GOOD. please peapole we dont want and more casualties from irresponsable tapers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorak Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 http://home1.gte.net/lmarier/spaceghostimages/zoraksm.jpg'> it looks delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 like last year, my coworkers found a dead cat and threw it under the petals of my bosses truck. he didnt see it til halfway up the street. he was buggin. funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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