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i owned a nerd who plays advanced dungeons and dragons 3rd edition

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by non-hetero, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. non-hetero

    non-hetero Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2002 Messages: 685 Likes Received: 14
    My friend Andrew plays Advanced Dungeons and Dragons a lot. Whenever he hears something smart he says PLUS 10 INTELLIGENCE. like some people on the boards say +1 when they think they pwned someone. He was playing hopscotch in his supertight mc hammer pants and he said OH YEAH PLUS 10 DEXTERITY. Then I beat him senseless put him in the janitor's closet because he's gay and that's where he belongs then I took his lunch money and peed on his mc hammer pants then bought some dorritos and banged a prostitute named jenny

    Thats a quote from another forum and wow for some reason it made me laugh a lot. Thought I would share.
  2. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    ha ha ha,thanks. Made me laugh too. talk to SuicideBomber about his nerdcrushing exploits for the real deal on stomping chemistry geeks and D&D fanatics.
  3. non-hetero

    non-hetero Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2002 Messages: 685 Likes Received: 14
    i kicked a chair out from under some asian kid who was being loud in the computer lab at school. pretended I tripped on it he was playing counter strike.

    but I play counter strike so I must be a nerd too.
  4. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    When i was in the states, i met this guy who was in some kind of nature worshipping sect, his mother djayed for parties once in a while (maaaan would i've loved to hear her music selection), he was a MAGIC cards champion and bragged that he had been wearing the same pants for 4 months. Yeah. I didn't like him.