Guest HESHIANDET Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 while shaving my balls can anyone tell me how to stop the bleeding. dont laugh but all i have around is a tampon... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 tournicate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 my heart goes out to you brother...im DEFINETLY NOT LAUGHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 actually.. apply steady pressure to the 'affected area'... afte a minute or so it should stop... the douse it LIBERALLY with alcohol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Why in the goddamn fuck aren't you using hair removal cream ? the shit works so well man and it's painless... a 'friend' of mine told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Originally posted by Smart actually.. apply steady pressure to the 'affected area'... afte a minute or so it should stop... the douse it LIBERALLY with alcohol... LIBERALLY!!! LORD KNOWS THAT ALCOHOL HURTS!!:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 its your body telling you not to SHAVE YOUR BALLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 i need to get some hair removal cream, cause god knows i can't take a razor anywhere near the twin moons of jupitah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 looks like you need to amputaint. haha get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Originally posted by Pilau Hands i need to get some hair removal cream, cause god knows i can't take a razor anywhere near the twin moons of jupitah hahaha , thats funny because theres a removal cream called NADS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE hahaha , thats funny because theres a removal cream called NADS I close my eyes and masturbate to that commercial, it's all a bunch of women talking about how they love NADS... they say alot of stuff like "I like nads on my face, and around my bikin area" ok, I don't actually masturbate to it, but I think it has potential... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 just put some toilet paper on it. be a man. but seriously i have no clue. ive never cut myself while doing that, i mean yeah............. ummmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickjilbert Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 looks like you're gonna have to chop the whole thing off http://www.needlepoint.org/WhatIs/1998/McCaskillBobbitt.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/6370.jpg'> "ding" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/6370.jpg'> "ding" did you used to work at co-op in 1998? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 I close my eyes and masturbate to that commercial, it's all a bunch of women talking about how they love NADS... they say alot of stuff like "I like nads on my face, and around my bikini area ok, I don't actually masturbate to it, but I think it has potential..." AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 hahahahaah, i come home to this! hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 merry christmas ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 i have never experienced the dreaded ball slice, my suggestion would be to do ball shaving in the shower when they are in the up position without shaving cream cause shaving cream hides flesh, im hoping to satan that this never happens to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Hesh so your shaving the "Nads" now? I'm assuming you got rid of that Bon Jovi Mullet on your head?:crazy: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 whats so great about sack shaving........too risky pour moi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 hahahahahahahaha...the image i have in my head is hysterical....oh shit hesh that made me chuckle, good luck with that...maybe that eye surgery fucked with your depth perception hombre.... second place goes to pilau... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Originally posted by HESHIANDET while shaving my balls can anyone tell me how to stop the bleeding. dont laugh but all i have around is a tampon... :( oh noooo heshy!!! i honestly dont know what to do about that. but the sight in my mind is kinda......how shall i say this....intrigued yet disgusted?? does that make any sense? ehhhhhh i love you heshy....does that make a difference to you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 it hurts really bad for a while, but goes away a lot quicker than most cuts. give it a day or two and you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 "WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 ohhhhhhhhhh i passed out from the bloodloss. i went to the ER this morning and took 5 stiches. they had me sit w/ a social worker for a few mnutes cause they thought it was an attempted suicide.$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 http://www.robotmonstertoys.com/apw/Clips/Healthcare/blood.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 ......hahaha.....okay that funny either way....but youre kidding right? sue that eye doctor!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 nah man, they gave me a grip of anti depressents to. im blowing em out, holla if you want the hook up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 you must be joking, because that would be a huge gash...just do what i do next time, use an old beard trimmer, but be careful because ive had some battle scars because of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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