T=E=A=S=E Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 first off, those of you who are planning on replying with: "don't do it, fucking a co-worker never works out" ...save your replies. im about to get hired on, and move floors, so i wont be seeing her all the time. and for those about to say: "tease, dont pay for sex, thats for losers...." my rebuttle is this: we all pay for it once in awhile, whether its taking a girl on a date or buying a beer for her at the bar, youre doing it to get laid. now on to my dilema. situation is this: there is this girl at work (a milf, she has a 8 year old daughter, her age (the mom) i still do not know, but id guess 26-32) and i want to dick her down. she's black and white, i think she's really cute, cute face, got some killer thighs, big ass, some nice titties, and i like her voice alot to, plus she's a freak from when ive talked to her on aim at work. my problem: ive been trying to hang out with her for awhile now, and she wont give me her phone number, and she also lives down south about 30 mins from me, and said more than likely i cant ever goto her house. im guessing thats because she doesnt want her daughter seeing me bang her, and maybe her baby daddy might be in the picture still, she said she's a single mother, but you know... i think he still comes by here and there or some shit, thats why she's hessitant to give me her number. moving on, we're suppost to goto the mall together tomorrow to shop for some xmas shit and hang out. i told her id take her thong shopping (im gonna get her some lingerie i think to, one of those see through spaghetti strap tops that stop above the belly button, with a thong to match, then i wanted to get her some of those short booty shorts cuz she gots a fat ass, and maybe one more g string or some shit). also, to avoid getting played (meaning buying her some nice panties for her baby daddy to see and never my eyes) im going to bring her back to my house after getting them for her and take pictures of her in them, so if she never comes back over, i can jerk it to her piks. hahaha. would you buy a girl some panties in hopes of making it go further? is that selling out? i plan on making some moves during the day, like kissing her, palming her ass, etc... andif and when she gets to the house im going to try to eat her out, get her ass sprung on me, so when lunch time rolls around, we can roll to the house for some lunch time sex. so what do you guys think? have you done this before? what was the outcome of your experience? girls... what do you think of this? would you do it for a guy if he bought you some panties (granted you liked him back?) id like to know some of your thoughts people, lets hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 also: if i ask her out to lunch, should i pay? even though im just asking her to come along, not really on the date tip ya know? same with the movies... if we go to the movies, would you pay for her? (i got free tickets im going to use the first time we go) but what about food and drinks for her? would you buy that shit for her? ps- she slightly ghetto yall, so she knows the deal on the free tickets, and if she don't, she's going to learn. teaser/ no shame in my game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 what a situation tease. sheesh. ya know what, lemme sit on this one. i cant even think of an answer.....i'll try later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dino Martini Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 are your mom, dad and little brother gonna be home when you take her home to attempt to photograph her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 you better act like you got some shit and take that bitch out and spend money on her..envolve beer...jokes, and lots of laughing.. its your only chance to give your hand relief.. i vote pay Pfffffffffft/casanova extrodinare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by Dino Martini@Nov 19 2004, 12:37 AM are your mom, dad and little brother gonna be home when you take her home to attempt to photograph her? Quoted post its friday tomorrow player... theyre at work/school. and if they were going to be there, thats what the lock on the door is for. teaser/ i WILL bring a bitch back to my momma's house. pb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Nov 19 2004, 10:31 AM im guessing thats because she doesnt want her daughter seeing me bang her, and maybe her baby daddy might be in the picture still, she said she's a single mother, but you know... i think he still comes by here and there or some shit, thats why she's hessitant to give me her number. Quoted post either that or she's actually seen what you look like. she wants your :$: straight up and down. your dick is staying dry, kid. dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 hahahha^ i just want to hear about what goes down after you grab her ass. too lazy to give advice. good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 This is a bad idea for so many reasons it's ridiculous. I know that we're going to see a "I spent all this money on this girl, then got fired from my sweet job" thread in a week, so I'm not even going to ennumerate the reasons why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Just face it YOU AIN'T GETTING SHIT FROM THE HOODRAT!!!! :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Nov 19 2004, 12:42 AM she wants your :$: straight up and down. your dick is staying dry, kid. dry Quoted post ha. if i get her to the house, its a wrap. four serious. and come on people, lets hear some more ideas, remarks, and so forth. give me some advice, or lets hear some similiar stories etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 i dunno dude, i think she's gonna MANIPULATE the fuck out of you. you're gonna end up spending too much money on this girl, and she probably won't give you none in return. to her, you're just a sweet thoughtful boy from the office. but then again, i could be wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 YOU'VE ALREADY PUT WAY TOO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyhoodrat Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 hmmm if you're trying to fuck dish out the money. maybe she'll at the worst feel sorry for you and let you cop a feel... i'm not trying to be a hatin bitch i'm just sayin... did she say you can take pictures? i can only assume we will see these pictures if this comes to pass. well i say just buy her the lunch or at movies the food etc and try your best. the panties thing is tripping me out. haha oh goodness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by I-Patch-Clan@Nov 19 2004, 01:00 AM Just face it YOU AIN'T GETTING SHIT FROM THE HOODRAT!!!! :haha: Quoted post come on mang come on. in my current condition, id rape her ass. hahahahah jk. but seriously, if that bitch just let me buy her some panties, and then never let me feel her up or anything, she'd regret it. cuz id ruin her life then. im talking stalker status. hahah. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Think about this guy offering to buy you underwear, ladies. Now think about if you were a 30-something year old black lady who worked in the office with him. Can we all assume at some point pepper spray is going to come into the equation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by dirtyhoodrat@Nov 19 2004, 01:08 AM hmmm if you're trying to fuck dish out the money. maybe she'll at the worst feel sorry for you and let you cop a feel... i'm not trying to be a hatin bitch i'm just sayin... did she say you can take pictures? i can only assume we will see these pictures if this comes to pass. well i say just buy her the lunch or at movies the food etc and try your best. the panties thing is tripping me out. haha oh goodness Quoted post it isnt a "if she feel's sorry for me let me cop a feel deal" trust me. she likes my ass to... for the longest she kept asking me if i had any kids or was married etc... and when i gave her my number she kept asking me, "when i call you your girls not going to be pissed is she..." etc. but besides all that, thats why im taking her ass back to the house right after i buy them shits for her, and if she tries not to go, im going to tell her to earn them, she has to come try them on for me and let me take piks of her in them to get them, and keep that shit at my house until she comes over. hahahaha. /smarter than your average bear/pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 26 sideded cube, your just as gay as i look in that pik for keeping it on your computer nigga. haha. also: HOW MUCH DO THONGS AND LINGERIE LIKE THAT COST? anyone know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Nov 19 2004, 11:21 AM but besides all that, thats why im taking her ass back to the house right after i buy them shits for her, and if she tries not to go, im going to tell her to earn them, she has to come try them on for me and let me take piks of her in them to get them, and keep that shit at my house until she comes over. Quoted post seriously, if you pull that shit on a woman (we're not talking about some dumbass 16 year old here) then the only thing you're getting is a monkey wrench str8 to the grill, smeg breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Nov 19 2004, 11:23 AM HOW MUCH DO THONGS AND LINGERIE LIKE THAT COST? anyone know? Quoted post that shit is pretty expensive dude (for decent stuff at least). this aint a 6 pack of y-fronts and a pair of tube socks boy-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dino Martini Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 bwahahahahahahahaha... this is seriously one of the better threads we have had latey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitE TrAsH Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Aint got much to say... but post them flicks after you take them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Nov 19 2004, 01:25 AM seriously, if you pull that shit on a woman (we're not talking about some dumbass 16 year old here) then the only thing you're getting is a monkey wrench str8 to the grill, smeg breath. Quoted post hey man, seriously, if you dont like me, fine, so be it. but quit talking down on me like youre god or something, when you probally arent any better off than me. you ever thought maybe she is willing to do that because first off its fun and probally sexy feeling to her that someone younger likes her and would be willing to do that for her. (she seems like she isnt real confident about herself, even though she should be) but anyways, maybe she does like me to an extent and enjoys the attention that im giving her. so quit being such a dick already and ease up a bit. im tired of you fuckers talking shit to me for no reason except for my screen name. if i would have made this thread under another name, you wouldn't have said half the stupid shit youve said in here to me. for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 WWODBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 my boy showed me this video of him teabagging this bitch in her daughter's room once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 and im not going to blow my whole paycheck on some fucking panties either, dont get it twisted. im going to have a certain budget to spend, and wont be going over it. im definately not dropping more than $100 period, probally not even that much, it depends on what she says about the piks and going back to my house, if she's anywhere near iffy about that shit, she's going to be picking thongs out of the lost and found bin, you know.... 4 for $20. hahahaha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Nov 19 2004, 11:44 AM hey man, seriously, if you dont like me, fine, so be it. but quit talking down on me like youre god or something, when you probally arent any better off than me. you ever thought maybe she is willing to do that because first off its fun and probally sexy feeling to her that someone younger likes her and would be willing to do that for her. (she seems like she isnt real confident about herself, even though she should be) but anyways, maybe she does like me to an extent and enjoys the attention that im giving her. so quit being such a dick already and ease up a bit. im tired of you fuckers talking shit to me for no reason except for my screen name. if i would have made this thread under another name, you wouldn't have said half the stupid shit youve said in here to me. for real. Quoted post dude, re-read what i quoted and then think to yourself if that's any way to treat a person that you're into? treat her with some respect and maybe she'll actually let you hit it. pulling some bullshit "yo, you gotta earn these fucking k-mart panties bitch, now get dressed up and degrade yourself by letting someone you hardly know take flicks of your skanky ass half naked" shit just goes to show how immature and fucking clueless you can truly be. use your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Nov 18 2004, 08:21 PM but besides all that, thats why im taking her ass back to the house right after i buy them shits for her, and if she tries not to go, im going to tell her to earn them, she has to come try them on for me and let me take piks of her in them to get them, and keep that shit at my house until she comes over. hahahaha. /smarter than your average bear/pervert. Quoted post Fuck, that is a new dimension of sleazy. If, in some alternate universe where I dated people like you, I was a woman on a date with you and you tried to pull that kind of shit on me, I would throw the lingere in your face and never talk to you again. I don't even want to think about how monstrously sleazy that shit is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Originally posted by Vanity@Nov 18 2004, 06:47 PM WWODBD Quoted post :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Kint Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Buy her lunch and panties - Take her to your moms house - take flicks - post them on 12 oz - DONT EAT HER PUSSY FOR ANY REASON- fuck her with a rubber - take it off and bust on her face - when she leaves to go to the bathroom hide the panties you bought her to see if you can return them later - never talk to her again ^^^the only feasable solution^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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