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i need advice... (trying to fuck a co-worker)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by T=E=A=S=E, Nov 18, 2004.

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  1. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    first off, those of you who are planning on replying with:

    "don't do it, fucking a co-worker never works out" ...save your replies.

    im about to get hired on, and move floors, so i wont be seeing her all the time.

    and for those about to say:

    "tease, dont pay for sex, thats for losers...."

    my rebuttle is this: we all pay for it once in awhile, whether its taking a girl on a date or buying a beer for her at the bar, youre doing it to get laid.

    now on to my dilema.

    situation is this: there is this girl at work (a milf, she has a 8 year old daughter, her age (the mom) i still do not know, but id guess 26-32)

    and i want to dick her down. she's black and white, i think she's really cute, cute face, got some killer thighs, big ass, some nice titties, and i like her voice alot to, plus she's a freak from when ive talked to her on aim at work.

    my problem:

    ive been trying to hang out with her for awhile now, and she wont give me her phone number, and she also lives down south about 30 mins from me, and said more than likely i cant ever goto her house. im guessing thats because she doesnt want her daughter seeing me bang her, and maybe her baby daddy might be in the picture still, she said she's a single mother, but you know... i think he still comes by here and there or some shit, thats why she's hessitant to give me her number.

    moving on, we're suppost to goto the mall together tomorrow to shop for some xmas shit and hang out.

    i told her id take her thong shopping (im gonna get her some lingerie i think to, one of those see through spaghetti strap tops that stop above the belly button, with a thong to match, then i wanted to get her some of those short booty shorts cuz she gots a fat ass, and maybe one more g string or some shit).

    also, to avoid getting played (meaning buying her some nice panties for her baby daddy to see and never my eyes) im going to bring her back to my house after getting them for her and take pictures of her in them, so if she never comes back over, i can jerk it to her piks. hahaha.

    would you buy a girl some panties in hopes of making it go further? is that selling out?

    i plan on making some moves during the day, like kissing her, palming her ass, etc... andif and when she gets to the house im going to try to eat her out, get her ass sprung on me, so when lunch time rolls around, we can roll to the house for some lunch time sex.

    so what do you guys think? have you done this before? what was the outcome of your experience?

    girls... what do you think of this? would you do it for a guy if he bought you some panties (granted you liked him back?)

    id like to know some of your thoughts people, lets hear it.
  2. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0

    if i ask her out to lunch, should i pay? even though im just asking her to come along, not really on the date tip ya know?

    same with the movies... if we go to the movies, would you pay for her? (i got free tickets im going to use the first time we go) but what about food and drinks for her? would you buy that shit for her?

    ps- she slightly ghetto yall, so she knows the deal on the free tickets, and if she don't, she's going to learn.

    teaser/ no shame in my game.
  3. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
    what a situation tease. sheesh. ya know what, lemme sit on this one. i cant even think of an answer.....i'll try later.
  4. Dino Martini

    Dino Martini New Jack

    Joined: Nov 18, 2004 Messages: 44 Likes Received: 0
    are your mom, dad and little brother gonna be home when you take her home to attempt to photograph her?
  5. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,347 Likes Received: 683
    you better act like you got some shit and take that bitch out and spend money on her..envolve beer...jokes, and lots of laughing..

    its your only chance to give your hand relief..

    i vote pay

    Pfffffffffft/casanova extrodinare
  6. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    its friday tomorrow player... theyre at work/school.

    and if they were going to be there, thats what the lock on the door is for.

    teaser/ i WILL bring a bitch back to my momma's house. pb.
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    either that or she's actually seen what you look like.

    she wants your :$: straight up and down. your dick is staying dry, kid. dry


    Joined: Sep 3, 2004 Messages: 448 Likes Received: 0

    i just want to hear about what goes down after
    you grab her ass.
    too lazy to give advice. good luck.
  9. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    This is a bad idea for so many reasons it's ridiculous. I know that we're going to see a "I spent all this money on this girl, then got fired from my sweet job" thread in a week, so I'm not even going to ennumerate the reasons why.
  10. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 117
    Just face it YOU AIN'T GETTING SHIT FROM THE HOODRAT!!!! :haha:
  11. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

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    ha. if i get her to the house, its a wrap. four serious.

    and come on people, lets hear some more ideas, remarks, and so forth.

    give me some advice, or lets hear some similiar stories etc...
  12. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    i dunno dude, i think she's gonna MANIPULATE the fuck out of you.
    you're gonna end up spending too much money on this girl,
    and she probably won't give you none in return.

    to her, you're just a sweet thoughtful boy from the office.

    but then again, i could be wrong.
  13. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
  14. dirtyhoodrat

    dirtyhoodrat Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 11, 2004 Messages: 138 Likes Received: 0
    hmmm if you're trying to fuck dish out the money. maybe she'll at the worst feel sorry for you and let you cop a feel... i'm not trying to be a hatin bitch i'm just sayin... did she say you can take pictures? i can only assume we will see these pictures if this comes to pass. well i say just buy her the lunch or at movies the food etc and try your best. the panties thing is tripping me out. haha oh goodness
  15. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

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    come on mang come on.

    in my current condition, id rape her ass. hahahahah jk.

    but seriously, if that bitch just let me buy her some panties, and then never let me feel her up or anything, she'd regret it.

    cuz id ruin her life then.

    im talking stalker status.

    hahah. :king:
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