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i need a good joke, whatta got for me?!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, Jan 7, 2004.

  1. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

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    i need a good joke, whatta got for me?!

    Discussion started by mental invalid - Jan 7, 2004

    okay i know there are some funny peeps on here...


    the lady needs a good joke for her speech class...


    ofcourse my mind is blank...


    know any??
     
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  2. Dick Quickwood

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    so there was a mexican guy, a black guy, and a white guy...
     
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  3. !@#$%

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    !@#$% - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    offensive.

    3 men are standing by the side of a cliff, a priest a rabbi and a misionary.

    suddenly a schoolbus full of kids careens by and goes off the cliff..

    the missionary exclaims "we have to save the children!"

    the rabbi says "ehh, fuck 'em"

    the priest says "but there's no time!"
     
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  4. KRONOLOGIK

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    KRONOLOGIK - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    ^:lol: What's the difference between sex and anal sex?











































    Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak...
     
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    !@#$% - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    ... it's long i always fuck it up..


    3 dudes are at the entrance to heaven, st.pete wants to know how they died before he'll let them in..


    first dude says "i came home from work one day and heard noises, when i went inside, the bedroom was a mess and my wife was naked, something was definitely up!! i searched around, when i looked out of my balcony, i saw a man running..i got so angry, i had a rush of adrenalin and picked up my fridge and chucked it at the guy..it hit him, but the throw was so difficult, it gave me a heart attack and i died.

    2nd dude says "i was outside jogging, when suddenly i saw this man heave a gigantic refrigerator at me!! what the hell?? it hit me and killed me."

    3rd dude says "well, i have to be honest, i screwed up, i was messing with this guy's wife, but he came home, and i had to hide real quick, so i picked the only place available: a refrigerator....."
     
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  6. WebsterUno

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    Re: offensive.

    http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/some39484wrong.jpg'>


    Q: What do you call a black man with no arms?

    A: Trustworthy
     
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    mental invalid - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    though those may be funny...


    im looking for something a little more tasteful....

    i mean it is for class...


    but thanks still..
     
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  8. Pinup

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    Pinup - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    ....and so the polar bear says : "that's not a pogo stick, that's Colin Powell!"
     
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  9. 26SidedCube

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    26SidedCube - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    Why don't roosters have hands?
    Cause chickens don't have tits.



    A bunch of cowboys are out branding cattle.
    While they're away, the half Samoan athsmatic
    cook sees a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it's
    that night's dinner he kills the it and cooks it up.
    After dinner they all compliment him and ask
    him where he got the meat. He explains that
    he found it tied to that post. Suddenly they all
    seem uptight and ignore him. He pulls one
    aside and asks "What's wrong? Did I fuck up
    the cooking?"
    "No" responds the cowboy. "You cooked up the fucking."



    Bwah.. those are the only ones I've heard lately.
     
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    KRONOLOGIK - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    Yeah but just imagine the look on the teachers face if you busted one of em out.
     
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  11. Spike

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    Spike - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    Totally tasteless


    Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
    A: Cancer.
     
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  12. im not witty

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    im not witty - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    im afraid your not gonna get any class-ready jokes here. ive got one, but its worse than all of these so far.
     
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    Pinup - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    i hate myself for finding this funny...




    Why did Helen Geller's dog kill himself ?
    -> Wouldn't you if you were called Mgghmfffghhh ?
     
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    Spike - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    Oh, shit, in between me hitting New Reply and submitting it, I suddenly realised you wanted taste.

    Is there such a thing as a tasteful joke?

    Q: What's the best thing about fucking twentyeight-year olds?
    A: There's twenty of them.
     
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  15. WebsterUno

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    WebsterUno - Replied Jan 7, 2004

    I edited mine...tee hee
    I know another good one...
    but I dont want to fuck it up
    and not tell it right...ya know.