dpuerto Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 I was at the eye doctor 6 weeks ago. I was supposed to go a few weeks before then, but I had a string of events causing me not to go on a particular date. A couple court dates, interviews, forgot, things like that. Well I finally get in there, and I sign in my name, and in struts a fine gurl, and I cooly grab a magazine and sit down. She must have seen me too and caught onto my "i can fuck you retarded" vibe, as she slid in the chair adjacent to mine. We get into some good conversation and begin flirting, her name is tara, and she's beautiful. I get called, and i tell her i will see her in a minute. they take my contacts out and put me in a room, and I thnking damn I hope i look her straigh in the eyes when i see her, but then i hear PSssst! David! and she's back on my nuts, this time touching me, i'm touching her, we're laughing, she's glad my contacts are out so i wont see her clearly, but i assure her she is fine ass hell by saying just that and looking her up and down, turning her around, all that shit. We're having a good time, and she tells me she has double vision from a car accident but she aint cross eyed so dont start that shit... anyways, I am thinking this is wrd, because whatever the hell it is she sees in me must be of the chain because she wanna see it twice ya dig? So anyways I get out, stall on my shit, waiting for her to come out, and she aint coming. I am like fuck this is some bull, and i kept waiting. So i write her a letter and leave it with the receptionist and leave. I never did that before(the note thing), and i wasnt sure how she would take it, but luckily that was the right move because she calls me and says she got a man, but she wouldnt have called me if i hadnt left the note, because she would have turned me down for the phone number... ANyways a few days later she breaks up with her man and we've been dating ever since. Where have you all met special chicks at.... not the usual pussy hnging out in the cubs, bars, and house parties you frequent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 the daycare. :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Abortion clinics and rape support groups. http://www.littlerooster.co.uk/images/wk-pekin-11-chick.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% the internet. Hey baby, what's up? Wanna go out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 the eye doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted September 27, 2004 Author Share Posted September 27, 2004 SOme crazy chick emailed me and said she had been watching me drive around and was hoping i had a big hard dick to satisfy her every fantasy. I thought it was my ex so i tld her to quit sending me the bogus ass emails... then i called the ex and verbally told her. today the person said they were disappointed in my response. Her name is allison... should I go for it? I never met anyone off the internet before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by dpuerto SOme crazy chick emailed me and said she had been watching me drive around and was hoping i had a big hard dick to satisfy her every fantasy. I thought it was my ex so i tld her to quit sending me the bogus ass emails... then i called the ex and verbally told her. today the person said they were disappointed in my response. Her name is allison... should I go for it? I never met anyone off the internet before. Yeah, and while you're at it you should give your bank account over to the prince of Nigeria so he can transfer his funds to the states and give you a percentage. Then buy some cheap prescription pills. I also have an invisible car you might be interested in...lemme know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted September 27, 2004 Author Share Posted September 27, 2004 I know how it sounds, and it frankly scares me that someone is stalking me. I still think it is my ex though. But if it ain't i could always use another vaginal glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by fermentor666 Hey baby, what's up? Wanna go out? :yum: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 sex addicts anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 family reunions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 the retirement home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 the mall, especially the food court area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% :yum: oh shit..you fucking slut.. kidding;] what up love..are you feeling any better?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted September 27, 2004 Author Share Posted September 27, 2004 hell yeah alure on the board. Wut up? I got a great visual from your sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 you realize her sig says put a can up your pussy right? that kinda changes the entire dynamics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 me and my boyz chill outsyde of the middle skool and pik up chix. Workz lyke a charm son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTTS1 Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 might sound like im chatting shit but i met a bird from a eye clinic as well one time, i was with my friend he was getting his eyes tested so i had to wait in the reception area, the receptionist was beautiful, say about 19 i just started talking to her like i known her from somewhere before just seemed so natural no worrys, nerves anything man surely other peole no wat im on with, well anyway everytime i was talking to her we was just getting closer to each other every second and just lookin in those eyes and thinkin of how bad she was and wat i would love to do with her and she was just doing the same man i just felt like going for it there and then and it proberly would of happened but i dint, next minute my friends come out and hes in a rush to go, and me and the girl just snap away from each other quick time shes lookin at me while talkin to the doctor and im lookin at her while talkin to my mate, we go i say bye, i leave it for a while i go back and shes not there anymore....fuked up..... but on the other hand while i was on interail this year i was on a train from copenhagen to hamburg and i met a very nice girl now im in touch all the time and i should be visiting here soon!!:king: ......yes travelling you tend to meet alot of girls man its cool especially sweden man the women are so outgoing they love to party it was fun...............i would recomennd a trip to europe man on a interail shits a eye opener for real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 at my drug dealers house, right after buying some drugs. He always has crackheads hanging around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% :yum: Oh man, I'm spent. I'll IM ya tommorrow. :dazed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin you realize her sig says put a can up your pussy right? that kinda changes the entire dynamics. ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Originally posted by dpuerto Well I finally get in there, and I sign in my name, and in struts a fine gurl, and I cooly grab a magazine and sit down. She must have seen me too and caught onto my "i can fuck you retarded" vibe, as she slid in the chair adjacent to mine. We get into some good conversation and begin flirting, her name is tara, and she's beautiful. What a cringe life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 yet another reason to go to college... i met my current girlfriend on the very last day of school, when everyone was moving out of the on campus apartments. we were both graduating and just happened to bump in to each other as we were throwing away old crap in a dumpster. she had been my neighbor for 2 years. lo and behold, she lives 5 minutes from me. we talked a few times on the phone, and i think about 3 months later we finally hung out, and hooked up the second time we hung out, and we've been going together ever since, and it's been the clutch. -the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porque Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 ...at the grocery store all the time...ladies love a man that buys vegetables and knows how to cook... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 YOU GOT GAME, SON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle YOU GOT GAME, SON! ...and insurance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 I pick up chicks at the morgue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 Its all about pickin up young innocent high school girls on the bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 28, 2004 Share Posted September 28, 2004 ALL YOUR LITERARY SKILLS ARE POOR. BUT THATS OK CUZ YOUR STORY WAS S00 K00L! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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