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I met a girl at the Eye doctor, where do you pick up chicks?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dpuerto, Sep 27, 2004.

  1. dpuerto

    dpuerto New Jack

    Joined: Sep 27, 2004 Messages: 87 Likes Received: 0
    I was at the eye doctor 6 weeks ago. I was supposed to go a few weeks before then, but I had a string of events causing me not to go on a particular date. A couple court dates, interviews, forgot, things like that.

    Well I finally get in there, and I sign in my name, and in struts a fine gurl, and I cooly grab a magazine and sit down. She must have seen me too and caught onto my "i can fuck you retarded" vibe, as she slid in the chair adjacent to mine. We get into some good conversation and begin flirting, her name is tara, and she's beautiful.

    I get called, and i tell her i will see her in a minute. they take my contacts out and put me in a room, and I thnking damn I hope i look her straigh in the eyes when i see her, but then i hear PSssst! David! and she's back on my nuts, this time touching me, i'm touching her, we're laughing, she's glad my contacts are out so i wont see her clearly, but i assure her she is fine ass hell by saying just that and looking her up and down, turning her around, all that shit. We're having a good time, and she tells me she has double vision from a car accident but she aint cross eyed so dont start that shit... anyways, I am thinking this is wrd, because whatever the hell it is she sees in me must be of the chain because she wanna see it twice ya dig?

    So anyways I get out, stall on my shit, waiting for her to come out, and she aint coming. I am like fuck this is some bull, and i kept waiting. So i write her a letter and leave it with the receptionist and leave.

    I never did that before(the note thing), and i wasnt sure how she would take it, but luckily that was the right move because she calls me and says she got a man, but she wouldnt have called me if i hadnt left the note, because she would have turned me down for the phone number...

    ANyways a few days later she breaks up with her man and we've been dating ever since.




    Where have you all met special chicks at.... not the usual pussy hnging out in the cubs, bars, and house parties you frequent.
     
  2. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

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    the internet.
     
  3. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

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  4. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Abortion clinics and rape support groups.

    [​IMG]
     
  5. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

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    Hey baby, what's up? Wanna go out?
     
  6. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

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  7. dpuerto

    dpuerto New Jack

    Joined: Sep 27, 2004 Messages: 87 Likes Received: 0
    SOme crazy chick emailed me and said she had been watching me drive around and was hoping i had a big hard dick to satisfy her every fantasy.

    I thought it was my ex so i tld her to quit sending me the bogus ass emails... then i called the ex and verbally told her. today the person said they were disappointed in my response.

    Her name is allison... should I go for it? I never met anyone off the internet before.
     
  8. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15

    Yeah, and while you're at it you should give your bank account over to the prince of Nigeria so he can transfer his funds to the states and give you a percentage.

    Then buy some cheap prescription pills.

    I also have an invisible car you might be interested in...lemme know.
     
  9. dpuerto

    dpuerto New Jack

    Joined: Sep 27, 2004 Messages: 87 Likes Received: 0
    I know how it sounds, and it frankly scares me that someone is stalking me.

    I still think it is my ex though.

    But if it ain't i could always use another vaginal glove.
     
  10. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

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    :yum:
     
  11. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

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  12. CIPHER_one

    CIPHER_one Senior Member

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  13. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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    the retirement home.
     
  14. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    the mall, especially the food court area.
     
  15. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

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    oh shit..you fucking slut.. kidding;] what up love..are you feeling any better??
     
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