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I make the best semen.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by David Hasselhoff, May 31, 2006.

  1. David Hasselhoff

    David Hasselhoff New Jack

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    Hands down, bar none.

    Nice semen steak, man's mustard, roasted semen seed oil, gold tipped thyme, mint, basil, dill.

    Foreman grill.

    Washed down with Arizona Man Tea.

    Nope, no one cyaan test.

    I dont care what anyone else has to say.
     
  2. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    So that means I have the best semen still right?! All that pineapple juice isnt going to waste! [email protected]!!!
     
  3. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    so you eat semen?

    damn dude.
     
  4. David Hasselhoff

    David Hasselhoff New Jack

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    nah i just make it
     
  5. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    yeah? facial mask?
     
  6. furioussnake

    furioussnake Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 25, 2003 Messages: 225 Likes Received: 3
    please call your username
     
  7. David Hasselhoff

    David Hasselhoff New Jack

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    yeah i can make you one of those if you want
     
  8. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    jealousys a bitch
     
  9. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 8,540 Likes Received: 392
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    almost as cool as the placenta recipies



    almost.
     
  10. johnny ballbags

    johnny ballbags Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 25, 2005 Messages: 4,381 Likes Received: 30
    lol...
     
  11. 10 Dollar Blowjobs

    10 Dollar Blowjobs Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2006 Messages: 1,337 Likes Received: 2
    HAHAHAH GLIKO GOT HIS THREAD CLOWNED ON!
     
  12. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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  13. Brydon

    Brydon New Jack

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 50 Likes Received: 0
    Is there a way to make it taste better for real though? Like diet wise? I have always been wondering, my girl always complains...
     
  14. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    hell of a first post^^


    celery...and drink lots and lots of water
     
  15. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    i think you should go peep the can we ban butt doctor thread and find outthe answer is there
     
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