SUR X3 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I dunno about you guys, but I can talk to my mom about anything, and I love her for it. Not in a Porkchop family kind of way though... So anyway, we talk about everything. But I don't think anyone cares. But she cheered me up alot today so I'm making a thread about her. Also my mom killed a guy who kidnapped her. Which makes her hardcore. So bassically this is like the fathersday thread but for mommys. Since mothers day already passed, I don't wanna call it Mothersday thread. But yeah... Here are some highlights of our convo... Prone2Savageness (9:10:27 AM): How is that going? mommy (9:10:33 AM): regularly Prone2Savageness (9:10:36 AM): Ew. mommy (9:10:54 AM): Don't ask, if you don't want to know, silly Prone2Savageness (9:10:58 AM): Oh it's okay. mommy (9:11:04 AM): I figured Prone2Savageness (9:11:11 AM): Mines regular too. But I use protection. Prone2Savageness (9:11:16 AM): Anal sex is protection right? mommy (9:11:25 AM): absolutely! Prone2Savageness (9:11:30 AM): Awesome. Prone2Savageness (11:08:10 AM): For all I know we could be married. Prone2Savageness (11:08:14 AM): Or divorced. Prone2Savageness (11:08:24 AM): Or not even talking. Prone2Savageness (11:08:36 AM): But I think I had my penis inside her last night. So as far as I know we are talking. mommy (11:08:49 AM): that's not talking Prone2Savageness (11:08:55 AM): We talked a little. Prone2Savageness (11:09:02 AM): "Oh how does it feel?" "Good" Prone2Savageness (11:09:04 AM): Stuff like that. Prone2Savageness (11:09:06 AM): Talking. mommy (11:09:07 AM): eewwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 WHAT THE FUCK!!!! awesome pure awesome if there was ever a need to define awesome by having a conversation this would be the conversation that defined awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 You talk to your mom about sex?? All my Mom talks to me about it my bowel movements, and if I am getting enough fiber in my diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 That reminds me of the conversation with Ryan Reynolds and his mom in Waiting It's pretty fuckin creepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 damn your mom killed someone? pprops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Oh haha. But him and his mom didn't love eachother. I love my mom. That whole side of my family is really weird like that, nobody has any boundries I guess. It really creeps people out at first. I talk the same way with my grandma too. Which people think is even weirder. But my grandma is only in her early 60's. And she's a big hippie. All she does is smoke weed and pop pills and shit. One time I had a sore throat and she gave me some cough syrup. So I took it, and I found out after that it had codine in it. Then I passed out. I love my family. I wouldn't want any other one, everyone knows I write and is really supportive. It's alot easier to talk to your family about things then it is to hide it... I dunno. My family just makes me happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 hahahahah nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 All she does is smoke weed and pop pills and shit. One time I had a sore throat and she gave me some cough syrup. So I took it, and I found out after that it had codine in it. Then I passed out. i want sizzurp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Also my mom killed a guy who kidnapped her. You need to elaborate on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 You need to elaborate on this. As I understand it, a guy my mom was talking to went insane. Something about drugs, this was the late 70's. And tied her up in a garage. My mom eventually got out and grabbed a knife and stabbed the guy to death... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 whoa, thats whodie as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Intensely awesome. That chat was pointless next to that, this thread should be about your mom killing a nigga. Anybody remember the Balls on the Mom technique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 i want sizzurp! e Is that what sizzurp is? I actually never knew what the fuck they were talking about... I'm not from the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I always thought my sister was gangsta cuz she shot someone before, but your mom takes the cake Give her fuckin WHODIE WHOOOOOOOOOOOO for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 balls on the mom technique was fucking awesomely hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 damn son thats ultra mega super WHOADDIEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Gave you some props for your mom killin that guy. Pass it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 My parents have always been good to me..I remember having late night talks with my mom about doing acid and laughing about all the stupid shit we've done... Must be the generation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Yeah I constantly call my mom drunk and she thinks it's funny. It is the generation. Like think about us, we're probobly going to be even more open... And so on. I think it's rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 who had the conversation witht heir mother about the lotion and the basket? someone needs to find that thread or post up the convo again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 You talk to your mom about sex?? All my Mom talks to me about it my bowel movements' date=' and if I am getting enough fiber in my diet.[/quote'] when i saw the word regular i automatically assumed this was a convo bout poopies... yet i read on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Yeah I can talk to my mom the same way. Our conversations always seem to end with: MOM: I hope you are using condoms ME: That shit is for nerds. gotta keep her guesing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 It is rad that our parents are able to have a open conversation about our REAL LIFE. I still know a grip of people who can't tell their parents they smoke weed or drink. That shit's lame and should be put to an immediate halt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 I don't think it's healthy to have to continually lie to your parents. Especcially as you get older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 My mom is on this level too. Shes deff been talked to about my escapades in the scale trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Basically me and Gliko are the same person. Minus about 10 inches on the biceps or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 word i have/do talk to my mom about everything as well. she doesn't always like what she hears, but she agrees that honesty is better than not knowing at all. word to cool moms. oh and EastBayPowerhouse, you're mom stabbing dude= gully + props button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 That may be the first props I've ever recieved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 in Waiting i wish i could goat, and brain people through 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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