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I love my mommy.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SUR X3, Jun 15, 2006.

  1. SUR X3

    SUR X3 Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2001 Messages: 8,393 Likes Received: 0
    I dunno about you guys, but I can talk to my mom about anything, and I love her for it. Not in a Porkchop family kind of way though...

    So anyway, we talk about everything. But I don't think anyone cares. But she cheered me up alot today so I'm making a thread about her.

    Also my mom killed a guy who kidnapped her. Which makes her hardcore. So bassically this is like the fathersday thread but for mommys. Since mothers day already passed, I don't wanna call it Mothersday thread. But yeah... Here are some highlights of our convo...

    Prone2Savageness (9:10:27 AM): How is that going?
    mommy (9:10:33 AM): regularly
    Prone2Savageness (9:10:36 AM): Ew.
    mommy (9:10:54 AM): Don't ask, if you don't want to know, silly
    Prone2Savageness (9:10:58 AM): Oh it's okay.
    mommy (9:11:04 AM): I figured
    Prone2Savageness (9:11:11 AM): Mines regular too. But I use protection.
    Prone2Savageness (9:11:16 AM): Anal sex is protection right?
    mommy (9:11:25 AM): absolutely!
    Prone2Savageness (9:11:30 AM): Awesome.

    Prone2Savageness (11:08:10 AM): For all I know we could be married.
    Prone2Savageness (11:08:14 AM): Or divorced.
    Prone2Savageness (11:08:24 AM): Or not even talking.
    Prone2Savageness (11:08:36 AM): But I think I had my penis inside her last night. So as far as I know we are talking.
    mommy (11:08:49 AM): that's not talking
    Prone2Savageness (11:08:55 AM): We talked a little.
    Prone2Savageness (11:09:02 AM): "Oh how does it feel?" "Good"
    Prone2Savageness (11:09:04 AM): Stuff like that.
    Prone2Savageness (11:09:06 AM): Talking.
    mommy (11:09:07 AM): eewwww
     
  2. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    WHAT THE FUCK!!!! awesome pure awesome if there was ever a need to define awesome by having a conversation this would be the conversation that defined awesome
     
  3. You talk to your mom about sex?? All my Mom talks to me about it my bowel movements, and if I am getting enough fiber in my diet.
     
  4. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    That reminds me of the conversation with Ryan Reynolds and his mom in Waiting

    It's pretty fuckin creepy
     
  5. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    damn your mom killed someone?

    pprops
     
  6. SUR X3

    SUR X3 Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2001 Messages: 8,393 Likes Received: 0
    Oh haha. But him and his mom didn't love eachother. I love my mom. That whole side of my family is really weird like that, nobody has any boundries I guess. It really creeps people out at first. I talk the same way with my grandma too. Which people think is even weirder. But my grandma is only in her early 60's. And she's a big hippie.

    All she does is smoke weed and pop pills and shit. One time I had a sore throat and she gave me some cough syrup. So I took it, and I found out after that it had codine in it. Then I passed out.

    I love my family. I wouldn't want any other one, everyone knows I write and is really supportive. It's alot easier to talk to your family about things then it is to hide it...

    I dunno. My family just makes me happy.
     
  7. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
  8. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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  9. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    i want sizzurp!
     
  10. El Mamerro

    El Mamerro Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Feb 4, 2001 Messages: 14,718 Likes Received: 225
    You need to elaborate on this.
     
  11. SUR X3

    SUR X3 Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2001 Messages: 8,393 Likes Received: 0
    As I understand it, a guy my mom was talking to went insane. Something about drugs, this was the late 70's. And tied her up in a garage. My mom eventually got out and grabbed a knife and stabbed the guy to death...
     
  12. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    whoa, thats whodie as fuck
     
  13. El Mamerro

    El Mamerro Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Feb 4, 2001 Messages: 14,718 Likes Received: 225
    Intensely awesome. That chat was pointless next to that, this thread should be about your mom killing a nigga.

    Anybody remember the Balls on the Mom technique?
     
  14. SUR X3

    SUR X3 Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2001 Messages: 8,393 Likes Received: 0
    e

    Is that what sizzurp is? I actually never knew what the fuck they were talking about...

    I'm not from the south.
     
  15. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    I always thought my sister was gangsta cuz she shot someone before, but your mom takes the cake

    Give her fuckin WHODIE WHOOOOOOOOOOOO for me
     
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