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*********FUCK DA POLICE********

 

THE ED ZACHARY DISEASE

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had

not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was

afraid she might have something wrong with her, so

she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex

therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see

Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So

she went to see him. Upon entering the examination

room, Dr. Chang said, "Ok, take off all you crose."

The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and

craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." The

woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said,

"Ok, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she

did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said,"Your

probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease,

worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates"

Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang,

what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the

woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease

is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

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Originally posted by spodieottieydopalicious:

all the cops are at the donut shop bro

 

All the cops in the donut shops say way-oh, way-oh

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Originally posted by WebsterUno:

*********FUCK DA POLICE********

 

THE ED ZACHARY DISEASE

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had

not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was

afraid she might have something wrong with her, so

she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex

therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see

Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So

she went to see him. Upon entering the examination

room, Dr. Chang said, "Ok, take off all you crose."

The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and

craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." The

woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said,

"Ok, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she

did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said,"Your

probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease,

worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates"

Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang,

what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the

woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease

is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

 

 

hahahaha i've had that,no wait!

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