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i live with a fuckin 3 year old

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by nicio, May 4, 2003.

  1. nicio

    nicio Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2001 Messages: 372 Likes Received: 0
    -so last semester.. this kid poops himself in his sleep.. wakes up and shit falls out of his boxers and onto the floor... he procedes to run down the hall and gets shit all over... he got "written up" for the mess he made in the bathroom... fine i got over that

    -last weekend i get woken up by what i think is pouring water. when the stream starts to break.. im like. o shit and i get up. i catch this kid pissing in his closet (which is right next to my bed) hes standing there barefoot in a puddle of piss and says " i thought it was ed's door" (our RA).. i got over this too.. i actually didnt care very much

    -Tonight. im sitting in my bed (the bottom bunk) and i reach my hand up and touch the matress above me. it was soaking wet. i think you can guess what happened. this kid is covered in piss. the puddle on his bed is about 4 feet in diameter. .. this is over the line. my bed is gonna smell like piss and i have to stare at this stain above my head every night.

    i need to get his drunk ass a catheder.. good thing the semesters almost over..
     
  2. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    put a gun up to his bunk around where his head would be and pull the trigger...the mattress will muffle the sound trust me...the rest is on you.
     
  3. sneak

    sneak Guest

  4. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    Tell everyone, even make posters and post them around your bitch ass spoiled college dorm. Also have people kick his little wimpy ass. Make him commit suicide and than you will get passing grades for that term...Zach Morris said so
     
  5. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    He sounds like the worst guy... that shit thing sounded nasty.
     
  6. nicio

    nicio Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2001 Messages: 372 Likes Received: 0
    it smelled so fuckin gross too.. i dont know what he ate.. but the whole hall smelled. i spend that night on the steps of the 7-11..everyone in the school knows him as the kid who shit the floor.. but no one will tell him to his face cuz hes huge.
     
  7. Krook

    Krook Banned

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 1,922 Likes Received: 0
    this sounds good but i would shoot his dick off in his sleep...

    then when he rolls over put a butt plug in there and then shoot him in his knee caps until he bleeds to death...

    and when the cops ask u wut happened do the same thing to them:idea:
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    take a look to the sky just before you die
    its the last time you will
     
  9. Methodz

    Methodz Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2003 Messages: 333 Likes Received: 0
    You should fit an electric blanket into his bed, and snip a few of the wire casing back abit so when any liquid touches....BZZZT!!!

    Lights out for Polly Pissy Pants.
     
  10. eseLokE1uno

    eseLokE1uno Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 1,280 Likes Received: 0
    thank you for a good read
     
  11. KaBar

    KaBar Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,397 Likes Received: 11
    Sounds like the whole world already knows his stinky little secret

    How could they not know? Sounds like your roomie is headed for some serious alcoholism, too. Bummer. Move.
     
  12. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    my brother got stuck with a 16 year old douche that is anti-social and listens to the System Of A Down cd on repeat every day.
     
  13. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 4,936 Likes Received: 0
    i sweat to god you're the most homophobic person ever.

    why in god's name would you give him a butt plug and shoot his kneecaps?
     
  14. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 4,936 Likes Received: 0
  15. Krook

    Krook Banned

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 1,922 Likes Received: 0
    take a joke man...

    why do u gotta be so serious chill out:lol:
     
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