trackstand Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 So I moved in to a college library, the only problem is some jag-bag is on my couch right now. In the cafeteria... I don't really know what to do. In the past hour I've tried 4 or 5 other sleeping arrangements, all of which are uncomfortable to say the least. I really need sleep so I can see daylight and only one floor is currently open. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 Oh, and the vending machine failed to dispense my Twizzlers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 is a jag bag a junky/hobo type? and shake the machine for those fucking twizzlers and then some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 I tried. I think it is bolted to the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 I'm going to the bakery to get some croissants and coffee in a second I think. Fuck those Twizzlers! *Edit* Maybe my vending machine tampering will wake up the guy on my couch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.808ph8. Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 you should get red vines and make those twizzlers all jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 Ever bite the ends off and use them as straws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 you should buy beer and get pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 You can move into college librarys??!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basekone Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 ^ yeah--what the hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Do I need to remind everyone that Mr. Pibb+ Red Vines = crazy delicious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 i want to move into a library. the wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 what is a "jag-bag"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO LIVE IN A LIBRARY. UNLESS YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC AND EXAGGERATING HOW YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE COLLEGE LIBRARY AND SLEEP ON THE COUCHES THAT IT'S AS IF YOU'RE LIVING THERE. I USED TO SLEEP IN THE LIBRARIES BETWEEN CLASSES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillysiphilis Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 If it's the U of C library you're reffering to, check out the basement on weekends; you might catch a show w/ terrible music filled with dweebs trying to understand how to let loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 get yourself a sleeping bag and camp out in the woods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 pull the fire alarm never fails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 16 2006, 04:53 PM get yourself a sleeping bag and camp out in the woods Quoted post woods are for failures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 woods are for those who want to man it out and live out with nature and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger@Mar 16 2006, 10:34 AM Do I need to remind everyone that Mr. Pibb+ Red Vines = crazy delicious? Quoted post Hell yes. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Guy on the couch...stab him in the neck.....he'll move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Mar 16 2006, 12:16 PM Guy on the couch...stab him in the neck.....he'll move Quoted post For some reason this feels like that one commercial. I think it's for Amp'd Mobile. But it has a white guy in a bus. "You two, fight" "You, turn it up" "You, shake your junk" You know what I'm talkin' bout. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 i lived in a library once, and a fucking wahs-a-teria. oh, and an abandoned building used for university storage of nitrous tanks and some other interesting shit. right near a railyard, too. think is, i found this "secret" entrance to a big boiler room, and then another to a little crawlspace that had nice ambient lighting and a chair. guess the janitors like to take breaks. long story short, it rocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 so if you live in a library do you read a lot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 I'd have to check with my lawyer but I'm pretty sure your legally entitled to the destroy that vending machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 at least put some sandpaper to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by Scarekroe@Mar 16 2006, 08:28 AM WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO LIVE IN A LIBRARY. UNLESS YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC AND EXAGGERATING HOW YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE COLLEGE LIBRARY AND SLEEP ON THE COUCHES THAT IT'S AS IF YOU'RE LIVING THERE. I USED TO SLEEP IN THE LIBRARIES BETWEEN CLASSES. Quoted post some people dont have mommy and daddy to fall back on every time they dont have paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 i've lived in a library myself. sleeping inside a study cubicle to avoid janitors is not very comfortable. strange... i thought i was the only one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by fatalist+Mar 16 2006, 09:07 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fatalist - Mar 16 2006, 09:07 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Mar 16 2006, 04:53 PM get yourself a sleeping bag and camp out in the woods Quoted post woods are for failures. Quoted post [/b] add houston to that list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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