freeze Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 i want stories, drunk or otherwise, about splitting on cab fares. last night i drunkenly left my credit card/id/open tab at the bar and didn't realize it until i was trying to pay my cabbie. with no cash or other monetary options i screamed at the dude for dropping me off at the wrong address and straight took off running. told the roommates that whenever we take cabs for a while we should probably use an address a block or two away to avoid any problems. bring the tales... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 I rode in a taxi once when I was about 5.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 i had a cabbie that kept driving the wrong way down one way streets. when i finally asked him what the fuck he was doing he told me "i know all the shortcuts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 There's plenty of cabbies out there who will take you the scenic route just to run up their meter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 i pissed in a cab once. he kicked me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 my dad used to be a cab driver. i had a cab driver once who took me to get gas on a full tank. i felt like killing him. it was his first day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush i pissed in a cab once. he kicked me out. EW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 thats not ew when you really need to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awarePTA Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 did you at least piss in a bottle or container of some sort? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 oh yea. a snapple bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 all the cab drivers in chicago piss me off... is it me, or chicago?:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 The drivers around here are nice, and cabs are cheap. They take you straight to your location by the fastest route... some of them are fucking crazy. This one dude was telling us about these two lesbians that were fucking eachother in his back seat one time and had some other long story that I forgot about buying crack off somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Once i scratched my balls for like 5 minutes then smelled my hand. I know some of you do that same shit too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 one time when i was like 5 i ran away from my crib... but then i got hungry and went home... anybody done dat? i scratch my balls to Sir yuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 i had a cab in europe that drove me over 120 mph. that was pretty crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 measured my dickola? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 It was a night of 6 drunken kids and a strip club with a whole lotta titties. We walked out about 2am. Walked around the city breaking traffic lights, kicking light poles out, and spinning around poles like we ourselves where strippers. We eventually sat down for a cab to pick us up. None. So 4 of us decided to walk home, which is about 5-6 train stops home. We walked along the freeway to the first train stop and sat down. We where too tired. After a coke from the vending machine we crossed the tracks and jumped a large fence, though looking down the fence line a few meteres it shortend its self by half the height. Crossed over to a petrol station and hopped a cab. We rode it to a small shopping center. 3 of us got out from the back, whilst 1 stayed in the front with one leg half out. Searching through his wallett to throw off the cab driver. Then *BAM*. We where gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HYDRO BILL Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 I got in a cab that was playing Sabbath and the driver was so stoned he drove over a meridian while exitedly talking some shit to me. He flattened all four of the "This is a fucking meridian" signs. I calmly got out and walked home (without paying, of course). Next?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush i pissed in a cab once. he kicked me out. i pissed on a bus once, no bottle just flopped it out and let loose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted June 12, 2004 Share Posted June 12, 2004 when i was younger, maybe 16, we used to try and get kicked out rather than bailing. it is much easier than you think, and 5 times as fun as having to fucking run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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