GnomeToys Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 From: xxxx To: xxxxx Sent: Saturday, March 19, 2005 8:07 PM Subject: his mom hates it his mom hates teh phenono;moemenon called "small man's syndrome", otherwise known as "Napolean complex", in which obscenely weak powerless impotent short tiny-weenered men marry big dykey domineering powerful women, and the man spends his entire life feeling sorry for himself and whining and bitching and making everyone they come in contact with want to throw them off of a bridge or anything please jesus any fucking thing but somebody please for christs sake make the tiny men quit bitching. --------------- this next one came right before it --------------- ----- Original Message ----- From: xxxxx To: xxxxx Sent: Saturday, March 19, 2005 7:20 PM its skin or else it gets the hose again it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again it gets the hose it puts the lotion in the basket it puts ----------- i found this amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys@Mar 20 2005, 03:57 PM its skin or else it gets the hose again it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again it gets the hose it puts the lotion in the basket it puts Quoted post What's this quote from? It's on the tip of my tongue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted March 20, 2005 Author Share Posted March 20, 2005 Silence of the Lambs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Aha, perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 yeah its from scilence of the lambs and what doyou mean "what shouldi do?" send an e-mail back that says "haha" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 wow. your mom is strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 I got a weird email too yesterday: The new craze is finnally here - one of the bast sites that can give you the things you've allways wanted to get - watchees, repliccas to be correct, of the bast brand s in the world! Impress you're lady with tag heur, roleex, and more. You naame it - We got it for you! mmmmm show me more http://affectation.ud7.net/r/erika/amidst.htm i am specifically looking for something that shows the connection between the slave mentality e g beating a person into submission and domestic violence towards children. experiencing a deja vu seeing reality first from the higher self perspective and then from the lower self one. please do let me know angela s new phone no as soon as possible praying for you like to hear from you soon. on the future release of rock n roll circus on dvd says the disc will be released later this year. ta s all got tonz of other stuff to type but then i guess the story have not ended hence there is no point for me to type those out at the moment. eu tenho que admitir o gustavus dança bem demais e eu me senti nas mãos de um mestre dançando com ele foi muito gostoso foi inesquecí shy vel. a raisin sauce with lemon zest sweet and sour that was spooned over the pudding. =========== The portugese bit translates about dancing with a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHA..I'm always saying that shit... "It puts the lotion in the basket.." HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Hahaha, your mom sent you those?? Fucking gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 is yer mom a fan of the herb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted March 20, 2005 Author Share Posted March 20, 2005 She's been sober for 25 years now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 i'm not sure if that makes this disturbing or if it explains everything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokejuda Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 your mom sent you those.. weird.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveyoursister Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Slip these into your mom's morning cereal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caffeine Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 THATS WHAT SHE SAID imlame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 THATS WHAT SHE SAID imlame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted March 21, 2005 Author Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by Old Growth@Mar 20 2005, 07:51 PM Slip these into your mom's morning cereal. Quoted post Why would putting outdated antidepressants in her food help with anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys@Mar 20 2005, 11:06 AM Silence of the Lambs Quoted post joe dirt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlojensen Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by SleepAnDream+Mar 21 2005, 12:33 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SleepAnDream - Mar 21 2005, 12:33 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-GnomeToys@Mar 20 2005, 11:06 AM Silence of the Lambs Quoted post joe dirt as well. Quoted post [/b] found its way into a song also... greenskeepers - lotion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by ClueTwo@Mar 20 2005, 01:58 PM HAHAHAHAHAHA..I'm always saying that shit... "It puts the lotion in the basket.." HAHAHAHA Quoted post I've always gone with the latter part of that. "put the lotion in the basket, bitch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 This series of e-mails just occured between me and my mom. I wish I was making this up: ----- Original Message ----- From: GnomeToys To: Mom Sent: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 8:54 PM Subject: IT PUTS THE LOTION IS PLACED IN THE BASKET BY IT WHICH IS THE PERSON DOING THE PUTTING OF THE LOTION IS PLACED IN THE BASKET BY IT WHICH IS THE PERSON DOING THE PUTTING OF THE LOTION IS PLACED IN THE BASKET BY IT WHICH IS THE PERSON DOING THE PUTTING OF THE LOTION IS PLACED IN THE BASKET BY IT WHICH IS THE PERSON DOING THE PUTTING OF ----- Original Message ----- From: Mom To: GnomeToys Sent: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 9:21 PM Subject: Re: IT PUTS IN THE BASKET IS PUT THE LOTION BY IT= WHICH IS THE PERSON PERFORMING THE PUTTING FUNCTION ----- Original Message ----- From: GnomeToys To: Mom Sent: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 9:27 PM Subject: Re: IT PUTS IN THE CASE IN WHICH THE PERFORMER OF THE ACTION OF PLACING THE LOTION IN THE BASKET IS NONCOMPLIANT WITH THE PREVIOUSLY STATED ACTION IT WILL AGAIN GET "THE HOSE" ----- Original Message ----- From: Mom To: GnomeToys Sent: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 9:37 PM Subject: Re: IT PUTS IF SAID LOTION PLACER REFUSES TO APPLY SAID LOTION TO "ITS" EPIDERMIS, THE INSANE NAZI LOTION-COMMANDO KILLS THE DOG ----- Original Message ----- From: GnomeToys To: Mom Sent: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 9:39 PM Subject: Re: IT PUTS IF THE LOTION PLACER OF THE FIRST PART CHOOSES TO BREAK CONTRACT A WITH THE LOTION TOSSER OF THE SECOND PART THE RESTITUTION OF THE DOG MUST BE SUPPLIED INTO THE GODDAMN BASKET. ----- Original Message ----- From: Mom To: GnomeToys Sent: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 9:50 PM Subject: Re: IT PUTS SOME OF THE SHIT NEEDED TO MAKE A MOVIE: CAST: THE LOTION PLACER THE LOTION PLACEE THE DOG PROPS: THE LOTION THE BASKET ----- Original Message ----- From: GnomeToys To: Mom Sent: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 9:49 PM Subject: Re: IT PUTS DIRECTOR: QUENTIN TARENTINO KEY GRIP: RICHARD PRYOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Originally posted by smokejuda@Mar 20 2005, 10:24 PM your mom sent you those.. weird.... Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys@Apr 13 2005, 03:12 AM ----- Original Message ----- From: GnomeToys To: Mom Sent: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 9:27 PM Subject: Re: IT PUTS IN THE CASE IN WHICH THE PERFORMER OF THE ACTION OF PLACING THE LOTION IN THE BASKET IS NONCOMPLIANT WITH THE PREVIOUSLY STATED ACTION IT WILL AGAIN GET "THE HOSE" :lol: thats gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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