Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 okay....so yesterday was the worst day ever. i'm sitting in the library working on some queer-ass design project listening to morphine when it dawns on me that i have to piss out a supergrande iced latte BAD. so i go excrete my juices and resume working, when i realize that my black dole & gabbana aviators (MY FAVORITE PAIR) are not hooked onto my shirt anymore. trying to supress panic, i mentally retrace my steps: i left them next to the sink in the restroom. so i go back to get em and THEY ARE GONE. no luck in the lost and found. it doesn't help that this is the 2nd pair i have wasted in 2 months. the 1st were some oversized trashy futuristic aviator things that were crushed under my ass during a night of intoxication. now some undeserving overweight frat bitch is sporting some designer shades. AAAANNNNNDDD ontop of all this, while searching for my sunglasses, i realize that i'm being followed. i turn around and it is NONE OTHER THAN MY MOTHERFUCKING STALKER. no joke. a bona fide stalker. AND IT IS A "HE." maybe i'll go make a thread about my stalker(s). GOD: PLEASE INFORM ME AS TO WHAT I HAVE DONE TO DESERVE THIS TYPE OF BULLSHIT EVERY DAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 m: have you ever stopped to think about what I might want? m: tell the truth. you never wanted me d: what do you REALLY do for me? m: way, way, way, way too long d: I've had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 HA-HA! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/effyoo/43e82b5f.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/SRAIFOGEL/Ralf5.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 god is currently unavailable right now, but maybe i can be of some assistance: why bring 200$ shades to the library anyways? If you have money to blow like this, you can send it my way, anytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« god is currently unavailable right now, but maybe i can be of some assistance: why bring 200$ shades to the library anyways? If you have money to blow like this, you can send it my way, anytime. I DID NOT PAY FOR THEM AND THE SUN IS FUCKING BRIGHT IN THE SOUTH AND NOW MY EYEBALLS ARE MELTINNNNGGGG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 1. Sunglasses are homo to the max. 2. $200 Sunglasses are homo to the extreme. 3. Losing extremely homo-max $200 sunglasses is a blessing in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by GucciCondom 1. Sunglasses are homo to the max. 2. $200 Sunglasses are homo to the extreme. wow, SOMEBODY doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what the FUCK he is talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by !!! SUB DUDE I DID NOT PAY FOR THEM AND THE SUN IS FUCKING BRIGHT IN THE SOUTH AND NOW MY EYEBALLS ARE MELTINNNNGGGG welllll uhhh... maybe you should get one of those string things that hangs the glasses around your neck. those are hawt. :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Sucks dude, but i think a certain level of detachment is required... you didnt pay for them? so why the panic? dont sweat it be more careful next time. you know what they say "Easy come, easy go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 http://www.fishermaneyewear.com/Images/glasses/accessories/fishcord.gif'> fresh. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 hey man. i understand your dillemma. i trashed a two pairs of designer sunglasses this summer also. i kept on scratching them and ruining them. i dropped them. they got sweaty. and dirty. and scratched. then they finally cracked a little bit near the lens screw. so im like these glasses are a waste of money. they really are a waste of money. unless $200 is truely "disposable income" to you. but there not for a vast majority of people. and buying them is sheer stupidity and consumer non-sense. then i decided its better to have $10 sunglasses. because if those break/scratch/get dirty you can easily and painlessly replace them!! and sometimes the $10 glasses are better then the $200 glasses anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 He probably did pay for them, because why would money or losing them be an issue if they were free? And if you stole them, maybe its karma? I don't see how they are 'cool' or something. I have never looked at someones sunglasses and thought 'hm I wonder what brand they are?' Last note: Fuck this new guy. And fuck sunglasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 sounds like they're delusional... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blame Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Question: Will i ever get those tshirts? *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Lost your shades huh? http://www.screencaptures.com/t/timberlake13.jpg'> "Cry me a river bitch" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 I was gonna make fun of you for having 200 dollar sunglasses, but you listen to Morphine who are awesome. I bought a pair of sunglasses on sale at Blades and Boards for 5 dollars a year ago, still have em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 yea...I THINK YOU DID PAY FOR THEM...either way sucks for you.. fuck it, don't let it get you down..just don't become to attached to material shit...maybe that's the lesson to be learn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 I sat on my buddy’s Versaces and rolled a spliff the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 i just bought a pair of sunglasses yesterday, guess how much i payed. $15.00 next time you want sunglasses, send me your $200 and i will buy you a pair like mine and keep the rest of your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Sub Guy. If you didn't pay for them, why must you constantly refer to them as your "$200 sunglasses." Just go get another pair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 i've never known a guy that had that expensive pair of sunglasses. ah fuck. nevermind. half of my guy friends are writers and rack for a living so nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by blame Question: Will i ever get those tshirts? *sigh* umm, well.....YES! bro...i just moved, internet cable is not up yet, so i'm at the fucking library, and can only AIM you on my cell . you will get your shit. do not worry (i know it's hard) :( stay studly haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by fatalist yea...I THINK YOU DID PAY FOR THEM...either way sucks for you.. fuck it, don't let it get you down..just don't become to attached to material shit...maybe that's the lesson to be learn uh, I STOLE THEM, OKAY?? and no, i will never ever learn that lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by GucciCondom Last note: Fuck this new guy. And fuck sunglasses. :rolleyes: yeah i'm a new guy. so how do i post pictures of myself guys? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/yagevines/12oz/MorphineMark3.jpg'> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/yagevines/12oz/morphine.gif'> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/yagevines/12oz/morphine_1.jpg'> Morphine Appreciation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 You are a complete retard. seriously. "god please inform me what i have done to deserve this" what you did to deserve this is you paid 200 dollars for a pair of glasses and then left them on a sink in a public bathroom you fucking moron. get off the heroin and realize it's your fault. shut the fuck up and go bother pg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars You are a complete retard. seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush i've never known a guy that had that expensive pair of sunglasses. ah fuck. nevermind. half of my guy friends are writers and rack for a living so nevermind. who the fuck wears 200$ sunglasses unless your a faggot like justin timberlake just rack a nice pair..jackin sunglasses are fucking easy...sports basement in san francisco fasho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by !!! SUB DUDE :rolleyes: yeah i'm a new guy. so how do i post pictures of myself guys? :lol: Please.......................don't. The can of worms is halfway open and you're asking how to rip the lid clean off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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