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I JUST LOST MY 2ND PAIR OF FUCKING $200 SUNGLASSES

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by !!! SUB DUDE, Sep 1, 2004.

  1. !!! SUB DUDE

    !!! SUB DUDE Guest

    okay....so yesterday was the worst day ever. i'm sitting in the library working on some queer-ass design project listening to morphine when it dawns on me that i have to piss out a supergrande iced latte BAD. so i go excrete my juices and resume working, when i realize that my black dole & gabbana aviators (MY FAVORITE PAIR) are not hooked onto my shirt anymore. trying to supress panic, i mentally retrace my steps: i left them next to the sink in the restroom. so i go back to get em and THEY ARE GONE. no luck in the lost and found. it doesn't help that this is the 2nd pair i have wasted in 2 months. the 1st were some oversized trashy futuristic aviator things that were crushed under my ass during a night of intoxication. now some undeserving overweight frat bitch is sporting some designer shades.

    AAAANNNNNDDD ontop of all this, while searching for my sunglasses, i realize that i'm being followed. i turn around and it is NONE OTHER THAN MY MOTHERFUCKING STALKER. no joke. a bona fide stalker. AND IT IS A "HE." maybe i'll go make a thread about my stalker(s).

    GOD: PLEASE INFORM ME AS TO WHAT I HAVE DONE TO DESERVE THIS TYPE OF BULLSHIT EVERY DAY
     
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    m: have you ever stopped to think about what I might want?
    m: tell the truth. you never wanted me
    d: what do you REALLY do for me?
    m: way, way, way, way too long
    d: I've had it.
     
  3. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  5. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

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    god is currently unavailable right now, but maybe i can be of some assistance:

    why bring 200$ shades to the library anyways?

    If you have money to blow like this, you can send it my way, anytime.
     
  6. !!! SUB DUDE

    !!! SUB DUDE Guest

    I DID NOT PAY FOR THEM AND THE SUN IS FUCKING BRIGHT IN THE SOUTH AND NOW MY EYEBALLS ARE MELTINNNNGGGG
     
  7. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    1. Sunglasses are homo to the max.
    2. $200 Sunglasses are homo to the extreme.
    3. Losing extremely homo-max $200 sunglasses is a blessing in disguise.
     
  8. !!! SUB DUDE

    !!! SUB DUDE Guest

    wow, SOMEBODY doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what the FUCK he is talking about.
     
  9. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

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    welllll uhhh...

    maybe you should get one of those string things that hangs the glasses around your neck. those are hawt. :lick:
     
  10. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

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    Sucks dude, but i think a certain level of detachment is required... you didnt pay for them? so why the panic? dont sweat it be more careful next time.

    you know what they say "Easy come, easy go"
     
  11. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

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    http://www.fishermaneyewear.com/Images/glasses/accessories/fishcord.gif'>

    fresh.

    :cool:
     
  12. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    hey man. i understand your dillemma. i trashed a two pairs of designer sunglasses this summer also.

    i kept on scratching them and ruining them. i dropped them. they got sweaty. and dirty. and scratched. then they finally cracked a little bit near the lens screw. so im like these glasses are a waste of money.

    they really are a waste of money. unless $200 is truely "disposable income" to you. but there not for a vast majority of people. and buying them is sheer stupidity and consumer non-sense.

    then i decided its better to have $10 sunglasses. because if those break/scratch/get dirty you can easily and painlessly replace them!!

    and sometimes the $10 glasses are better then the $200 glasses anyway...
     
  13. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

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    He probably did pay for them, because why would money or losing them be an issue if they were free? And if you stole them, maybe its karma?

    I don't see how they are 'cool' or something. I have never looked at someones sunglasses and thought 'hm I wonder what brand they are?'

    Last note: Fuck this new guy. And fuck sunglasses.
     
  14. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

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    sounds like they're delusional...
     
  15. blame

    blame Guest

    Question: Will i ever get those tshirts? *sigh*
     
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