Guest imported_Tesseract Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 So this guy is dressed like a judge and while slapping his dick onto some girls ass he yells: ORDER IN THE CUNT! ORDER IN THE CUNT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PINK DOT Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 so poetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Another one: Guy is sitting on the couch and infront theres a naked girl thats blocking his view to a huge clock in the wall...dude goes like "DAMN GIRL, CANT SEE THE TIME TO FUCK YOU" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Ron Jeremy: gettin a bj , play with my balls baby there a matching set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 IMMA PARALYZE YOUR ASS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 From a porno review in Hustler, or something: "....Just when you think its over, ******* returns for one more mercy screw in the bum-funnel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 OFFSCREEN GUY: He likes it when you punch him in the balls PORN GUY: (in russian accent) Oh YES!! PUNCH ME! PUNCH MY FUCKING BALLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 "I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob" Totally unprompted, I kid you not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawl Wall Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 Guy talking to girl: I would like to have sexual intercourse with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 I saved this on my computer as soon as Mamerro posted it: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 Oh, and favorite line? This girl wanted to get some concert tickets from this dude, and the only way he'd give 'em to her is if she fucked him. His line: "I'm going to fuck your teenage face." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 "fuck my pussy" simple, but gets the point accross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 guy: i'm going to put it in your ass girl: but...but thats where i poop from guy: not right now you don't i need to find the link to this clip, i think a certain 12ouncer may still have it bookmarked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 from the paris hilton tape as theyre going at it, paris's cell phone rings, she stops and goes to get her phone and says "wait my phone.." and the guy is like "FUCK YOUR PHONE!!" you gotta see it. halirous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 Originally posted by ElectricitySucks@Jul 2 2005, 11:14 AM halirous. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 Girl sitting on a table, guy goes to fuck her in the ass, girl responds with, "b...b...but i poop from there." Guys looks at her and goes. Not now youre not. Another great one was from a peter north flick called Best Butts. There are some hands in a box grabbing a chicks ass then she turns to start sucking off peter north and he simply says in a voice like a child on christmas morning " ALRIGHT, SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 From an unknown clip downloaded from Kazaa: Man and woman are sitting by a swimming pool in swimming suits. W: What do you want to do? M: We could go swimming. W: I don't know, the pool is kind of cold. M: Ever try analsex? *cue assfucking* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndexFingerS Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 I saw this one pron where it was a black dude and some white bitch. while fucking the bitch takes of her blonde wig and she had a shaved head and the like a minute later it pans in and the black dude is wear a long blonde haired wig boning this bitch. I think I peed a little bit from laughing when I saw this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 lol@ PMB's picture did someone order a pizza... with extra meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 this guy was driving a teenage babysitter home and started rubbing her leg and was and she turns to him and he looks her straight in her eyes and say im still a virgin haha and his guy was like a 60 year old and and the babysitter was like i baby sitt for you and he says its his dead brothers and his dead wife's baby lol and later on hes like in a deep russian voice"yeahh suck my pepe yeaa thats it suck my pepe intill you suck my stuff out" wackkest porn ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 ^^^ If you read that post in a Beavis voice, it's much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chad Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 imma shatter your pelvis bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillPretty Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 ok im 13 i find a porn on the street guy takes a hooker home there just about to fuck he comes up from behind and whispers in her ear "can i cum on your shoe?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 you're 13? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Oh dear. No more links, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 boooo. go paint more really small, really awesome pieces and let me post horrible porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 Originally posted by Tyler Durden@Jun 30 2005, 02:44 PM bum-funnel." Quoted post the absolute fucking winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 DURING A GANGBANG VIDEO, THEY WERE TAKING TURNS ONE BY ONE, AND OUT OF NO WHERE A GUY IN THE LINE SCREAMED BREAK BREAD MY NIGGA, BREAK BREAD LET THE HOMEBOYS EAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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