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I just have to share this one

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Jun 30, 2005.

  1. I just have to share this one

    Discussion started by imported_Tesseract - Jun 30, 2005

    So this guy is dressed like a judge and while slapping his dick onto some girls ass he yells:

    ORDER IN THE CUNT! ORDER IN THE CUNT!!!
     
  2. PINK DOT

    PINK DOT 12oz Junior Member

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    PINK DOT - Replied Jun 30, 2005

    :haha: :haha:
     
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  3. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx 12oz Elite Member

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    WhiteOx - Replied Jun 30, 2005

    so poetic
     
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  4. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jun 30, 2005

    Another one:

    Guy is sitting on the couch and infront theres a naked girl thats blocking his view to a huge clock in the wall...dude goes like "DAMN GIRL, CANT SEE THE TIME TO FUCK YOU"
     
  5. MAGS156

    MAGS156 12oz Senior Member

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    MAGS156 - Replied Jun 30, 2005

    Ron Jeremy: gettin a bj , play with my balls baby there a matching set
     
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    cloner 12oz Senior Member

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    cloner - Replied Jun 30, 2005

    IMMA PARALYZE YOUR ASS.
     
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  7. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden 12oz Veteran Member

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    Tyler Durden - Replied Jun 30, 2005

    From a porno review in Hustler, or something:

    "....Just when you think its over, ******* returns for one more mercy screw in the bum-funnel."
     
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    SpyD 12oz Elite Member

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    OFFSCREEN GUY: He likes it when you punch him in the balls
    PORN GUY: (in russian accent) Oh YES!! PUNCH ME! PUNCH MY FUCKING BALLS
     
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  9. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Jun 30, 2005

    [​IMG]
     
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    Spike - Replied Jul 2, 2005

    "I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob"

    Totally unprompted, I kid you not
     
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    Guy talking to girl: I would like to have sexual intercourse with you.
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Jul 2, 2005

    I saved this on my computer as soon as Mamerro posted it:

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Jul 2, 2005

    Oh, and favorite line? This girl wanted to get some concert tickets from this dude, and the only way he'd give 'em to her is if she fucked him. His line:


    "I'm going to fuck your teenage face."
     
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    Im Broke - Replied Jul 2, 2005

    "fuck my pussy" simple, but gets the point accross.
     
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    MrChupacabra - Replied Jul 2, 2005

    guy: i'm going to put it in your ass
    girl: but...but thats where i poop from
    guy: not right now you don't


    i need to find the link to this clip, i think a certain 12ouncer may still have it bookmarked.
     
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