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I just got conned by a pair of bums......


Ken Barlow

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Damn these homeless dudes have this shit on lock. I thought I was being generous by giving them £1, I ended up giving them £8! I won't embarass myself by giving the details of how the conned my gullible self, but I'm pissed off. £8 is like what, $500?

 

From now on every homeless person who asks me for money will be greeted with a loud, stern, abrasive FUCK OFF YOU BUM!

 

Bastards....

 

:mad:

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£8 = $500 ????

 

they can get on your tits....were they drinking the classic, drink of the english bums? special brew cider?

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the classsic bus station con...

"I'm only $10 away from being able to buy a ticket to get home to see my sick mother."

 

the classic sports bar con...

"My buddy just cancelled on me. You want to buy a playoff ticket."

(then there's always some way to disapear before handing over the ticket)

 

the classic raver kids con...

"These pills are straight from Amsterdamn."

(use flintstone vitamins to really make them feel dumb)

 

the classic stoner con...

"Hey want to go smoke a joint?"

then... "So I've got this great hash, smell that, want to buy some?"

(a roach stuck in some black goo smells a lot like hash. Dont give them time to check)

 

the drunks near the clubs con...

"hey you guys need some drink tickets for ***** club. I just left there and I didn't use them all."

 

damn.... why aren't I rich ?

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Originally posted by Oprah Oner

If you think £8 equals 500usd, then i'm not very surprised that you were conned by bums.

 

It's called sarcasm. Or humour. Whatever it is, it obviously was too much for you.

 

By today's currency exchange rate, £1 British Pound Sterling equals $1.59199 US Dollars. Thereby, £8 BPS equals $12.73592 USD. Or $18.58432 Canadian Dollars.

 

Sheesh.....:rolleyes:

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