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i just got bit on the cheek by a fucking mosquito....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by atrocks, May 1, 2004.

  1. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    im alergic to pretty much everything so i now have a big ass swolen bump on my cheek....its kinda funny lookin...but none of you know me or what i look like so jsut imagine a fat hump on yer friends face....adn how you would laugh and mock them to the best of your ability....end of thread...dotn be mad...whickey does these types of things....eat drink adn be merry....:lol: :king:
     
  2. skullnbones

    skullnbones Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2004 Messages: 3,759 Likes Received: 53
    (nelson voice) HAAW HAW!
     
  3. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    i almost got bit by one last night. i was standing "guard duty" watch near our ship and was in the guard shack falling a sleep like i wasn't supposed to, and i felt something land on my nose. it had just stuck that long thing in my nose right when i brushed it off. it didn't get to do any blood sucking or anything.
     
  4. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    I think hes just doing a coverup story on some extremely large pimple.
     
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  6. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

  7. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

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  8. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

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    meh. it's not as bad as HAVING ONE ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
     
  9. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    i remember, on two occassions i went into this yard shortly after it rained, and the creek near it was flooded...within like 10 minutes of being in the yard my whole face just itched like hell. I get back into my car to see my whole forehead, my neck, and my cheeks covered in big ass swollen red bumps. Thankfully i put something on them and they weren't huge and red the next day, but it was a severe pain in the ass when they were there. Overall, Minnesota can get some nasty bug problems.
     
  10. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    i was walking through my house the other day, adn thre was a big, bad ass mesquito on the wall. In one swift motion, i crushed it with my middle knuckle. The cat walkin next to me was all "fuckin bug killer over here!"



    guess you had to be there:eek:
     
  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    My friend got stung by a bee yesterday. Who gets stung by a bee other than 5 year olds eating ice cream?

    The funniest part was seeing a grown man flailing wildly trying to swat the bee away.....then hearing him yelp in pain when it stung him. By the time it was over I was rolling on the floor, struggling to breath......
     
  12. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    hahahah well its not a pimple...i dotn think.....but it is still there as i have done nothign to it...its not out of control big but its noticable...like a big ass pimple noticable...its on the top of my cheek bone....

    as for bee stings...i got one last year for the first time....i was cleaning my grannies back yard adn pool for a familyg et together when i felt a burning sensation on my foot...adn low and behold....i had the ass end of a drowned bee i pulled out of the pool stuck int he side of my foot....man that shit burned adn ached for about twenty minutes...fuckin dead bees....whats their problem....stinging people and shit...
     
  13. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    they say its good luck when a mosquito

    1-bites your face

    2-buzzes in your ear
     
  14. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    I take it back, when a mosquito buzzes in your ear it means someone is talking about you behind your back at that very moment

    and when your nipple starts pinching for no reason they say its when someone is masterbating thinking of you
     
  15. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    at least it wasnt a hornet
     
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