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i just got back from a drivers "re-training" class

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by $360, May 1, 2004.

  1. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    and it was awesome. relatively speaking. the only people in the class were thugs and sassy black women.

    i had to take it because i had 5 surchargable offences in a timespan of 3 years. my offences included:


    1 speeding ticket
    1 accident where i was at fault
    2 tickets for driving with an expired inspection sticker
    1 ticket for failing to stop at a light(well, kind of)


    we had to take all these tests that were the most hilarious thing ive ever seen. some of the questions are as follows:


    TRUE OF FALSE

    1. Its foolish to yield to drivers in traffic

    2. Other drivers are opponents who are trying to slow me down

    3. Driving is fun

    4. There are times when a driver must increse risk to get ahead

    5. A complete stop at a stop sign in not neccicary if there is no one at the intersection

    6. Driving in traffic is an interesting game

    7. I SCARE PEDESTRIANS BY REVING UP MY MOTOR AT INTERSECTIONS*

    8. I get ahead of other drivers, even when im not in a hurry














    * no joke
    :lol:



    i also have over $400 in parking tickets at the moment
     
  2. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    2. Other drivers are opponents who are trying to slow me down

    6. Driving in traffic is an interesting game


    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahahhahah halarious!!!
     
  4. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    This reminds me of driver's ed.....
     
  5. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    ...this mother fucker.

    :rolleyes:

    come on now. :lol:
     
  6. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    deto/guilty...</span>
     
  7. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    Somehow, i ran a red light during drivers training and still managed to pass.
     
  8. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    what?
     
  9. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    My drivers' ed was basically two concepts:

    1. Slow down.
    2. Don't drink and drive.
     
  10. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
  11. ASN

    ASN Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2003 Messages: 141 Likes Received: 0
    when i was in drivers ed my test was along the lines of "If a child steps out into traffic in front of your car you...
    A. Teach said child a lesson.
    B. Yeild momentarily then proceed to continue.
    C. Let child cross.
    D. Get a beer from the glove compartment.
    E. all of the above."
    Yet somehow some kids failed...?
     
  12. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    you said it sounds like drivers ed, and thats exactly what "drivers re-training" is. it's like taking the drivers ed course all over again...
     
  13. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4

    TRUE!!!

    thats what you get for walking in front of my truck.
     
  14. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Ah, OK, gotcha. I meant like the drivers ed they teach you in highschool when you're like 16. Like the "first" drivers ed you have to pass to get your licence.

    I don't know, I guess it's the same thing. Either way a complete joke....
     
  15. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 116
    i'm gonna have to go to traffic school soon.I only wish it would be as fun as yours..:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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