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i just got back from a drivers "re-training" class

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by $360, May 1, 2004.

  1. $360

    $360 12oz Elite Member

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    i just got back from a drivers "re-training" class

    Discussion started by $360 - May 1, 2004

    and it was awesome. relatively speaking. the only people in the class were thugs and sassy black women.

    i had to take it because i had 5 surchargable offences in a timespan of 3 years. my offences included:


    1 speeding ticket
    1 accident where i was at fault
    2 tickets for driving with an expired inspection sticker
    1 ticket for failing to stop at a light(well, kind of)


    we had to take all these tests that were the most hilarious thing ive ever seen. some of the questions are as follows:


    TRUE OF FALSE

    1. Its foolish to yield to drivers in traffic

    2. Other drivers are opponents who are trying to slow me down

    3. Driving is fun

    4. There are times when a driver must increse risk to get ahead

    5. A complete stop at a stop sign in not neccicary if there is no one at the intersection

    6. Driving in traffic is an interesting game

    7. I SCARE PEDESTRIANS BY REVING UP MY MOTOR AT INTERSECTIONS*

    8. I get ahead of other drivers, even when im not in a hurry














    * no joke
    :lol:



    i also have over $400 in parking tickets at the moment
     
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  2. Milton

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    Milton - Replied May 1, 2004

    2. Other drivers are opponents who are trying to slow me down

    6. Driving in traffic is an interesting game


    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  3. PalestineOne

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    PalestineOne - Replied May 1, 2004

    hahahahahhahah halarious!!!
     
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  4. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle 12oz Veteran Member

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied May 1, 2004

    This reminds me of driver's ed.....
     
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  5. T=E=A=S=E

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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied May 1, 2004

    ...this mother fucker.

    :rolleyes:

    come on now. :lol:
     
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  6. DETO

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    DETO - Replied May 1, 2004

    deto/guilty...</span>
     
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  7. Telo

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    Telo - Replied May 1, 2004

    Somehow, i ran a red light during drivers training and still managed to pass.
     
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  8. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle 12oz Veteran Member

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied May 1, 2004

    what?
     
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  9. Nekro

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    Nekro - Replied May 1, 2004

    My drivers' ed was basically two concepts:

    1. Slow down.
    2. Don't drink and drive.
     
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  10. why write?

    why write? 12oz Veteran Member

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    why write? - Replied May 1, 2004

    hah funny shit
     
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  11. ASN

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    ASN - Replied May 1, 2004

    when i was in drivers ed my test was along the lines of "If a child steps out into traffic in front of your car you...
    A. Teach said child a lesson.
    B. Yeild momentarily then proceed to continue.
    C. Let child cross.
    D. Get a beer from the glove compartment.
    E. all of the above."
    Yet somehow some kids failed...?
     
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  12. T=E=A=S=E

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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied May 2, 2004

    you said it sounds like drivers ed, and thats exactly what "drivers re-training" is. it's like taking the drivers ed course all over again...
     
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  13. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied May 2, 2004


    TRUE!!!

    thats what you get for walking in front of my truck.
     
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  14. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied May 2, 2004

    Ah, OK, gotcha. I meant like the drivers ed they teach you in highschool when you're like 16. Like the "first" drivers ed you have to pass to get your licence.

    I don't know, I guess it's the same thing. Either way a complete joke....
     
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  15. InnerCityRebel

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    InnerCityRebel - Replied May 2, 2004

    i'm gonna have to go to traffic school soon.I only wish it would be as fun as yours..:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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