Guest 7126 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 well i just got a new kitty, just a couple of weeks old and its all black with a white spot on the chest.....soooo cute well i neva had a pet before...so u ppl that did, give me some tips and advice :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 make it shit/piss out side cuz cat piss is lethal in large quantities, dont buy stuff with catnip or your cat will become nerotic, dont let him play with your feet or he/she will continually atack said feet, and what ever you do dont tie a mouse to a string and hang it from your fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 this fat kid told me a story anout how one time he was taking a shit and a cat walked in, so he picked it up and worked his dick with it. it was probably a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by i11igul make it shit/piss out side cuz cat piss is lethal in large quantities, dont buy stuff with catnip or your cat will become nerotic, dont let him play with your feet or he/she will continually atack said feet, and what ever you do dont tie a mouse to a string and hang it from your fan. wats catnip?? and nerotic?? and wat if i buy a litter box and y not tie a mouse to a string at hang it on a fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 get a pik for us... as far as training and shit go... i always petted(sp?) my cat a lot, holded it... haha... and i used to put my finger in her mouth when she would try to bite me or gnaw on me... that way when you kind of gag it they learn not to try to bite... atleast mine did... r.i.p snoopy :cry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 A movie showing all of us why cats and overhead fans don't mix A really important thing is to play with your cat a lot. show it a lot of attention. the more you do that, the friendlier it will be in later life also, talk to your cat. maybe not as important, but I have a cat, and whenever i say something to him like, "what's up, buick" he'll meow back like he's talking to me, it's the tightest thing i've ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 if i didnt have a cat now i would have cracked up laughin....still kind of funny though:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 definitely DONT give your cat any type of alcohol. I hear that Bojangles gives his cat wine sometimes, and she's fuckin insane. just go to petsmart and go bucknutty, cats love toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by 7126 wats catnip?? and nerotic?? and wat if i buy a litter box and y not tie a mouse to a string at hang it on a fan hahahahaah i laughed aloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by Kyuzo also, talk to your cat. maybe not as important, but I have a cat, and whenever i say something to him like, "what's up, buick" he'll meow back like he's talking to me, it's the tightest thing i've ever seen word. i love my cat. lucy knows whats up. im getting a new puppy today!!!!!! i want to name her gracie. cat tips: if its still super young like how its head it bigger than its body, put it in the little box every hour or if you think it needs to go. then it will know where to potty. if its that young, it may still need kitten milk which you can buy a powder for and mix with water like baby formula. it will have directions for feeding on the container. every few hours and after it goes potty, take a damp wash cloth and clean it like a momma kitty so it knows how to clean itself, short strokes down the body like when cats use their tongue. make sure there is always clean water for it to drink. keep the litter box suuuper clean so the kitty will actually go potty in it, and not be disgusted with the piss everywhere and go on your carpet or bed.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by test pattern hahahahaah i laughed aloud im dead serious.;) well now i know y not to do that thing with the string and the fan....still dont know wat catnip is and nerotic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 :nope: tisk tisk tisk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 fuck catnip smoke with your cat, it's a lot funnier. but, catnip is like pot but for a cat. it's hilarious, and have no clue how/why they came up with it? nerotic means crazy i guess, look it up on www.webster.com :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 If you cut off one side of the cats whiskers it will lose its sense of ballence and crash into stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 pot for cats ay.....anyway i dont wana smoke my cat up yet im gona wait till it throws down five or wants to match me...hahah...jk its just a couple of weeks old i dont want it to die or sumtin like that if i get it high. ps: all great tips tanx alot any more???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 ohh yeah and now i got to think about a name.........any suggestions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 just remember to treat your cat well and not do stupid shit to it, like cutting its whiskers off..because it'll turn on you and murder you in your sleep. ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 name it george Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by SnowWhite just remember to treat your cat well and not do stupid shit to it, like cutting its whiskers off..because it'll turn on you and murder you in your sleep. ^.^ cats dont murder people you stupid slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 catnip is like some powder shit that they put on some cat toys and it makes the cats neurotic which means stay up ALL night and drag the toy around and whine like a bitch, at least that what my cat does, but im sure you can prevent this by doing some of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 my friend was caught throwing kittens off this bridge unto on coming traffic..he was tossing them by thier heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 what a piece of shit:mad: you werent there where you? did he say why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL cats dont murder people you stupid slut :lol: arcel, thanks for reminding me to put her on ignore, i guess having her last name banned may have been more trouble than it was worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 You just got it? Tell it to get a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Originally posted by Kyuzo A movie showing all of us why cats and overhead fans don't mix HAHAHAHA....I'm still fucking laughing about that.... Get it spayed or neutered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 40ozProphet Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Originally posted by 7126 still dont know wat catnip is Catnip is a plant, not some powdered shit. Although if you dry the leaves and grind them up, you could make it into a powder. It doesn't usually affect very young or very old cats. It also usually lasts about 15 minutes and then the cat get used to it (build up a tolerance:lol: ). If you take it away, it should affect the cat in something like half an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 kill it a.s.a.p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 SO YOU GOT A PUSSY AND WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. EAT IT. AND DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT -DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 As mentioned above, catnip's this dank smelling plant that affects some gland (forgot the name) on the inner cheek-region of a cat's face. They get really frisky and energetic, which can be good AND bad. If yer pussy is hyperactive, don't let em wallow in that stuff all day long, they're more likely to shread and destroy stuff. Taking care of cats is pretty basic. Feed them both soft (meat-based) and hard (biscuit-based) cat food. Only feeding one of the other can lead to a number of problems. Handle it lots, especially when it's young. Cats are attention whores - but don't spoil it completely. Any kind of animal can develope "Separation-Anxiety", which arises from far too much, or way too little interaction. It causes em to get destructive when you're not around, as they miss the social interaction that your presence provides. Well, something along those lines, at least. If it's gonna be an outdoor cat, start it off in increments; don't just toss it out the door and forget about it. All cats (and dogs, and other animals) have natural instincts which can allow them to trace their way home, even if they do end up lost. (you always hear stories about how some family moved to another state, left their cat behind, and a month later, it showed up at their new home, blah blah blah). Take it outside in the yard for a while each day, and let it explore on it's own as time progresses. Outdoor cats are, in general, usually less destructive/crabby than purely indoor cats. (note, usually). Cats still have natural habits and instincts that your apartment/house can't adequately satisfy. The plus to having an outdoor cat is that you never have to clean up it's shit/piss. Cat urine (as mentioned above) is nasty stuff. If a cat takes a whizz on yer carpet, good luck EVER getting the stain and/or rank smell out. It's good to train yer kitty in a litter-box while it's young, even if they never end up using it. It's a lot easier to scoop out some clumped up litter than to get yer carpet replaced. Cats are the bee's knee's, love them damn things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.highborn Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 i witnessed a cat getting shot out of a tree and then clubbed to death with the butt of the rifle a couple of years ago. recently i saw one hit get hit by a car and thrash madly on the road, needless to say both events made my day. I hate cats they are scum, also i know a guy who raped a cat on a trampoline, true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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