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i just got a new kitty

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 7126, Jul 15, 2003.

  1. 7126

    7126 Guest

    well i just got a new kitty, just a couple of weeks old and its all black with a white spot on the chest.....soooo cute

    well i neva had a pet before...so u ppl that did, give me some tips and advice


    :p
     
  2. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    make it shit/piss out side cuz cat piss is lethal in large quantities, dont buy stuff with catnip or your cat will become nerotic, dont let him play with your feet or he/she will continually atack said feet, and what ever you do dont tie a mouse to a string and hang it from your fan.
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    this fat kid told me a story anout how one time he was taking a shit and a cat walked in, so he picked it up and worked his dick with it. it was probably a lie.
     
  4. 7126

    7126 Guest

    wats catnip?? and nerotic?? and wat if i buy a litter box and y not tie a mouse to a string at hang it on a fan
     
  5. mr_president

    mr_president Banned

    Joined: Nov 19, 2002 Messages: 5,691 Likes Received: 0
    get a pik for us...

    as far as training and shit go...

    i always petted(sp?) my cat a lot, holded it... haha...

    and i used to put my finger in her mouth when she would try to bite me or gnaw on me... that way when you kind of gag it they learn not to try to bite... atleast mine did...

    r.i.p snoopy :cry2:
     
  6. Kyuzo

    Kyuzo Banned

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 585 Likes Received: 0
    A movie showing all of us why cats and overhead fans don't mix

    A really important thing is to play with your cat a lot. show it a lot of attention. the more you do that, the friendlier it will be in later life

    also, talk to your cat. maybe not as important, but I have a cat, and whenever i say something to him like, "what's up, buick" he'll meow back like he's talking to me, it's the tightest thing i've ever seen
     
  7. 7126

    7126 Guest

    if i didnt have a cat now i would have cracked up laughin....still kind of funny though:lol:
     
  8. XxSugarxX

    XxSugarxX Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 25, 2002 Messages: 897 Likes Received: 0
    definitely DONT give your cat any type of alcohol.

    I hear that Bojangles gives his cat wine sometimes, and she's fuckin insane.

    just go to petsmart and go bucknutty, cats love toys.
     
  9. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahaah

    i laughed aloud
     
  10. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1

    word. i love my cat. lucy knows whats up. im getting a new puppy today!!!!!! i want to name her gracie.


    cat tips:
    if its still super young like how its head it bigger than its body, put it in the little box every hour or if you think it needs to go. then it will know where to potty. if its that young, it may still need kitten milk which you can buy a powder for and mix with water like baby formula. it will have directions for feeding on the container. every few hours and after it goes potty, take a damp wash cloth and clean it like a momma kitty so it knows how to clean itself, short strokes down the body like when cats use their tongue. make sure there is always clean water for it to drink. keep the litter box suuuper clean so the kitty will actually go potty in it, and not be disgusted with the piss everywhere and go on your carpet or bed.:)
     
  11. 7126

    7126 Guest

    im dead serious.;)

    well now i know y not to do that thing with the string and the fan....still dont know wat catnip is and nerotic
     
  12. 7126

    7126 Guest

    :nope: tisk tisk tisk
     
  13. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

    Joined: Jun 23, 2003 Messages: 1,601 Likes Received: 0
    fuck catnip smoke with your cat, it's a lot funnier.

    but, catnip is like pot but for a cat. it's hilarious, and have no clue how/why they came up with it?

    nerotic means crazy i guess, look it up on www.webster.com
    :idea:
     
  14. SKUMBALUCKAH

    SKUMBALUCKAH Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 22, 2000 Messages: 2,060 Likes Received: 0
    If you cut off one side of the cats whiskers it will lose its sense of ballence and crash into stuff.
     
  15. 7126

    7126 Guest

    pot for cats ay.....anyway i dont wana smoke my cat up yet im gona wait till it throws down five or wants to match me...hahah...jk its just a couple of weeks old i dont want it to die or sumtin like that if i get it high.


    ps: all great tips tanx alot

    any more????
     
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