earmuffs Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 so lastnight i get really fuckin wasted and I have this girl that im seeing back at my house. We havent fucked yet because shes been on her rag. And I wasnt sure if i wanted to beacuse I feel like shes gonna want a serious relationship after we do fuck..So anyways i get wasted and on the way home get condoms.. So Im fuckin the shit out of her and i bust the biggest load only to pull out and see that the condom had broke the top part was gone... so i freaked out and then passed out and this morning she was acting all wierd like i was just gonna stop talking to her... one more strike for muffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Hahahahaha.....2004 just hasn't been your year. But, hey, at least you consoled her...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 juist got this email from her..... What happened last night was really awkward and I'd rather not remember it. For my own sanity, I don't think that we should see each other again. I just wanted you to know that there's nothing you need to worry about in terms of diseases. If you are worried, however, because I know how you can dwell, you can check up with the doctor. Anyway, have a nice day off, and if you think I'm nuts, then give me a call. Today I don't get off until 6pm, so I won't be answering my phone until after that. Ciao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 better get your ass down to planned parenthood and get one of those morning after kits.....seriously dude, don't fuck around on that tip. It won't be that much compared to an abortion both money wise and emotionally for both of you. That's no goddamn joke dude. I'd hurry the right the fuck up and get out the door if I was you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 holy shit man... http://www.churchvillenaturecenter.org/assets/graphics/cloud.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 crazy earmuffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 hahah oh man earmuffs. at least she emailed you to let you know "what tever happened happened. i still like you and want to see you." its better than a ranting email about how she might get pregnant. ::shrug:: here's a shirt for you: http://www.ambivalente.com/images/2003/feb/broken.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ares Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by LENS better get your ass down to planned parenthood and get one of those morning after kits.....seriously dude, don't fuck around on that tip. You said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 you know this kinda makes me glad i'm not single anymore...sleeping w/random people hoping the condom doesn't break and that you don't get pregnant or a disease...it sucks for a girl to go thru that...too much anxiety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by LENS better get your ass down to planned parenthood and get one of those morning after kits.....seriously dude, don't fuck around on that tip. It won't be that much compared to an abortion both money wise and emotionally for both of you. That's no goddamn joke dude. I'd hurry the right the fuck up and get out the door if I was you. yeah, time for plan b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 seriously slave. sometimes i think about how it would be if i was single and having sexual relations with random guys....i know i'd be a wreck. worrying about STDs, babies, etc. i've never been in a situation like this before so i wouldnt know how to handle it. p.s. i kinna like another woman on 12oz that is married. i'm not married yet....not sure when but practically. p.p.s. do you ever wonder if you were ever single again, would you be able to have game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 didn't you say she was still on her period when u fucked her? ...yea..you're FUCKED..sorry earmuffers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« didn't you say she was still on her period when u fucked her? no its over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 should've used a chip wrapper. seriously that sucks... go get a morning after pill planned parenthood'll hook that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 morning after pill... dude, call her, tell her you're concerned for her say you've been checked and you're clean but you wanna be sure she'll be ok. tell her she's got a few more hours to take the morning after pill buy it for her get her to take it. ESPECIALLY IF HER PERIOD JUST ENDED. SHE MIGHT START OVULATING SOON! The emergency contraceptive pills (ECP) are actually a series of hormones, specifically one of the birth control pills, which are taken in higher than normal doses after a women has had unprotected vaginal intercourse. It should be used as an emergency measure only and not relied on as a method of birth control. The medicine can be started any time within 72 hours of unprotected vaginal intercourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Yes! Go get that shit right away... Believe me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 "i got it if you want it, get sniffed and blunted, and if i get a chick pregnant, it's a brick in the stomach." knaahmsayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs So Im fuckin the shit out of her ass sex? next time use RUFF RIDERS. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Don't worry, only 1 in 5 people between the ages of 18 and 25 have an STD... and babies, ha, whoever told you raising a child was hard was boldly full of shit. Go EARMUFFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 ooooooooooo.............ouch! damn,muffy......better take care of that shit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amish son Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 she's havin a keep a nigga baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
square Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one you know this kinda makes me glad i'm not single anymore...sleeping w/random people hoping the condom doesn't break and that you don't get pregnant or a disease...it sucks for a girl to go thru that...too much anxiety that shit also sucks for any guy with morals.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 MORNING AFTER PILL!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed should've used a chip wrapper. :lol: oh man......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 *streamlined Generally, ovulation occurs on or around day 14 of a 28-day cycle. If the usual cycle is longer, ovulation will occur on or around the 14th day before the expected first day of the next period. Ova (eggs) live approximately 72 hours and are probably capable of being fertilized for half of that time. ...yeah it sucks and should be avoided, yeah yeah yeah. No ones pregnant and condoms don't protect against all STD's anyways. For a bunch of savages and metal guys you sure do get skurred easy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed should've used a chip wrapper. ive heard of people doin that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 how the hell you gonna quote yourself?^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Damn Muff you need to get that pill ASAP.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 hahaha damn dude, that sucks for you. wanna get trashed this weekend? ill get the pants asap. was this the one you were talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Man why are you trippen? Kids are fun. But if thats not your thing, there is nothing a little fall down some stairs wont fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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