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I joined a barbershop quartet last night

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BigOatser, Aug 24, 2003.

  1. BigOatser

    BigOatser Senior Member

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    so last night I was at my friends apartment and we went to a party next door. It was alright but the next builing over we heard so much noise and commotion we decided to go over. Now this building was pretty much empty for the summer so we had no idea what was going on. As we enter the courtyard we immediatley notice about 25-30 boxes of pizza and 5 coolers full of budweiser. Then we look up and see about 150 people. old people. from 50-80, all with striped red shirts and waxy curled mustaches. We are told to grap a slice and a beer, but on one condition, we gotta sing. They are all setup in tons of small groups singing acapella love songs from the 20's SOOO loud. It was like the Chilis baby back rib commercial. We were stunned, but really drunk. So of course we obligued. By the end of the night we had drinkin about 20 Buds a peice and consumed at least a full pizza each. Not only that, but we had learned about 50 tags (hot parts of wussy songs) and were a finger snappin and foot tappin. I woke up this morning really hung over and full bellied with a business card for the leaders singing group. And then I remembered, I signed up for practice on Wednesday. See you guys there.
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

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  3. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

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    I respect you.
  4. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,021 Likes Received: 121
    Well I got so drunk that I thought I passed out on my girlfriend. Come to find out we had the best sex ever and I don't remember any of it. Sounds like you had fun though, GOOD JOB!

  5. Im Broke

    Im Broke Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 11, 2003 Messages: 1,579 Likes Received: 0
    tight... i tried singin once... but then i realized i sucked and i never sung again! ha.. what an origanal story... sorry guys
  6. You better post pictures if you get one of those fly-ass uniforms.

    Last night me and about 7 friends drunkenly stumbled into my house, grabbed a few pots and pans with large spoons, and proceeded to jump on my sleeping parents' bed, making a horrendous racket and exploding pull-string firecrackers next to their heads. Then we boobytrapped their door with like 25 of those firecrackers and duct tape, so that they would go off in unison the next morning when they got up and opened it.

    At 9:30 AM, my mother (after having the 25 firecrackers explode in her face) grabs a chinese wok and a spoon, busts into my room, and unleashes a sonic fury of heroic proportions upon my head, while screaming "HOW DO YOU FUCKING LIKE IT NOW?!?!?!?". Then my little brother sprays shaving cream all over my face.

    Good times.
  7. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest


    both good stories

    My Adeleine
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  8. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

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  9. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    when i get drunk i like to dance and sing bob marley songs. i look so dumb, its ridiculous.
  10. BigOatser

    BigOatser Senior Member

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    you obviously need a red striped shirt man
  11. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

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    like oMg singers are so hawwwwwwt.
  12. BigOatser

    BigOatser Senior Member

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  13. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 4,936 Likes Received: 0
    my grandpa's in a barbershop chorus. it's awesome, they have a great time. there's a whole secret underworld about it.
  14. PushYaMind=>

    PushYaMind=> New Jack

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 98 Likes Received: 0
    i swear to god you are the funniest man on earth, i fell out of my seat laughing like 5 times, and i woke up my neice. so now she's right beside me smacking my back and crying. fucking kids.:mad:
  15. BigOatser

    BigOatser Senior Member

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    Im seriously contemplatinng growing an outlandish dirtstache and curling it with wax.