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I HEARD THE WORST FUCKING SONG EVER TODAY


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so today my college is having a barbeque in the quad, and they usually play music too. it wasnt on the radio so i couldnt turn it off. i had to sit there and wait for my cheeseburger while this utter garbage blasted from the speakers. it was the worst thing i have ever heard. i would have rather heard chalk sqeaking or my grandma orgasming.

 

the song is a hiphop like dance song, and its got some bitch singing "My lumps, my lumps, my sexy lady lumps" over and over and fucking over on an annoying ass beat.

 

 

first of all.....WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER CALL A WOMANS BREASTS LUMPS?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK....THAT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE OR APPEALING. WHEN I THINK OF LUMPS I THINK CANCER, OATMEAL, you know...NOT TITTIES

 

 

i want to meet the bitch who made this song so i can sever her vocal cord with piano wire, then burn her alive. what the fuck is wrong with music these days. god dammit!!!!! i want to fucking kill somebody today

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these guys are fucking retarded. how does this shit sell?

 

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.

My lovely lady lumps x3

In the back and in the front.

My lovin’ got u,

She’s got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.

She’s got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Sep 7 2005, 01:44 PM

my grandma orgasming.

 

She's pretty quiet, she kind of moans softly and claws my hair a bit.

 

so today my college is having a barbeque in the quad, and they usually play music too

 

They did this to teach you an important lesson.

 

"There's no such thing as a free lunch."

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