Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 so today my college is having a barbeque in the quad, and they usually play music too. it wasnt on the radio so i couldnt turn it off. i had to sit there and wait for my cheeseburger while this utter garbage blasted from the speakers. it was the worst thing i have ever heard. i would have rather heard chalk sqeaking or my grandma orgasming. the song is a hiphop like dance song, and its got some bitch singing "My lumps, my lumps, my sexy lady lumps" over and over and fucking over on an annoying ass beat. first of all.....WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER CALL A WOMANS BREASTS LUMPS?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK....THAT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE OR APPEALING. WHEN I THINK OF LUMPS I THINK CANCER, OATMEAL, you know...NOT TITTIES i want to meet the bitch who made this song so i can sever her vocal cord with piano wire, then burn her alive. what the fuck is wrong with music these days. god dammit!!!!! i want to fucking kill somebody today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 that would be the amazing musical stylings of the black eyed peas i thought she was referring to her asscheeks maybe they are all lumpy with cellulite and fat and cysts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 lumps sound like genital warts. ie i have lumps on my penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Black Eyed Peas never ceases to disappoint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 black eyed peas are garbage. It pains me to think that those herbs are making big sums for droping such trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 oh man black eyed peas, shit that would have made my ears bleed as well. my condolences to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Pff come on all the cool kids listen to black eyed peas... MTV FOR LIFE MOTHA FUCKAS!....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Black eyed peas started out horrible and have been getting worse their entire existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Actually everyone is wrong. The word lumps generally refers to the alteration of an object that occurs when ontop of something. In said song she is refering to what we in chicago call her knuckle, or camel toe. and yes the black eyed peas are the suckiest sucks that ever sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 yeah yeah- there late as fuck. i've been rockin my masculine man lump for a minute now... .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 these guys are fucking retarded. how does this shit sell? My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps x3 In the back and in the front. My lovin’ got u, She’s got me spendin’. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. She’s got me spendin’. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 i SOOOO go cruising bumping my 2500 watt system playing that.. All day everyday. :gaga: :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Hey, count chocula, you should get that checked out, man. You may have gotten burnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Its a tumor... "ITS NAH A TUMAH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 MASSIVE THUMBS DOWN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 BO BO This shit has got to be a conpiracy to dumb down the public. I'm still hooked on music from the 90's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Sep 7 2005, 08:18 PM Its a tumor... "ITS NAH A TUMAH!" Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Originally posted by beardofzeus@Sep 8 2005, 01:29 AM BO BO This shit has got to be a conpiracy to dumb down the public. I'm still hooked on music from the 90's. Quoted post HA,HA, Thats how I feel about 99% of the media/movies in our society , comfortably numb..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 school event music is normally horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Originally posted by beardofzeus@Sep 7 2005, 06:29 PM BO BO This shit has got to be a conpiracy to dumb down the public. I'm still hooked on music from the 90's. Quoted post Shit, I listen to 8-tracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Sep 7 2005, 01:44 PM my grandma orgasming. She's pretty quiet, she kind of moans softly and claws my hair a bit. so today my college is having a barbeque in the quad, and they usually play music too They did this to teach you an important lesson. "There's no such thing as a free lunch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Agreed. Worst song yet from perhaps my least favorite band of all time. However, it would blend beautifully with Wild Thing by Ton Loc. I'm just saying, is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 HOLY SHIT CHECK IT OUT EVERYONE WE ALL AGREE ON SOMETHING!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Black Eyed Peas are awful. That chick is NOT attractive. That song is terrible. I do however stand by R. Kellys "trapped in the closet" being far far worse....It's really on a whole other level of bad....Like it's in its own dimension....Of crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Originally posted by Krakatau@Sep 7 2005, 03:58 PM Black eyed peas started out horrible and have been getting worse their entire existence. Quoted post TRUE STORY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 much like the absolute bollocks of "my neck, my back..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Sep 7 2005, 02:44 PM first of all.....WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER CALL A WOMANS BREASTS LUMPS?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK....THAT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE OR APPEALING. WHEN I THINK OF LUMPS I THINK CANCER, OATMEAL, you know...NOT TITTIES Quoted post for real, i thought of tumors and shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 black eyed peas used to be safe. then they sold out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy183 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 ALL THIS TIME I THAUGHT IT WAS KELIS...LIKE MILKSHAKE PART 2 OR SOMETHING..HAHA. I KINDA LIKE IT. I WOULD RATHER HEAR IT THAN SOME LIL JON KRUNK SHIT OR SOME OTHER DIRTY SOUTH JUNK..OH WELL DIFFERENT STROKES..PEACE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 ooooooooooooohhh. my used to be friend blew too much k and his neck got all swolled up like that. It was some sort of glandular infection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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