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I HEARD THE WORST FUCKING SONG EVER TODAY

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -MOE LESTER-, Sep 7, 2005.

  1. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    so today my college is having a barbeque in the quad, and they usually play music too. it wasnt on the radio so i couldnt turn it off. i had to sit there and wait for my cheeseburger while this utter garbage blasted from the speakers. it was the worst thing i have ever heard. i would have rather heard chalk sqeaking or my grandma orgasming.

    the song is a hiphop like dance song, and its got some bitch singing "My lumps, my lumps, my sexy lady lumps" over and over and fucking over on an annoying ass beat.


    first of all.....WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER CALL A WOMANS BREASTS LUMPS?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK....THAT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE OR APPEALING. WHEN I THINK OF LUMPS I THINK CANCER, OATMEAL, you know...NOT TITTIES


    i want to meet the bitch who made this song so i can sever her vocal cord with piano wire, then burn her alive. what the fuck is wrong with music these days. god dammit!!!!! i want to fucking kill somebody today
     
  2. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    that would be the amazing musical stylings of the black eyed peas

    i thought she was referring to her asscheeks

    maybe they are all lumpy with cellulite and fat and cysts
     
  3. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    lumps sound like genital warts.

    ie i have lumps on my penis.
     
  4. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Black Eyed Peas never ceases to disappoint
     
  5. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    black eyed peas are garbage. It pains me to think that those herbs are making big sums for droping such trash
     
  6. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    oh man black eyed peas, shit that would have made my ears bleed as well.

    my condolences to you.
     
  7. Suicide Bomber

    Suicide Bomber Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 275 Likes Received: 0
    Pff come on all the cool kids listen to black eyed peas... MTV FOR LIFE MOTHA FUCKAS!.......
     
  8. Krakatau

    Krakatau Member

    Joined: May 5, 2005 Messages: 549 Likes Received: 0
    Black eyed peas started out horrible and have been getting worse their entire existence.
     
  9. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Actually everyone is wrong. The word lumps generally refers to the
    alteration of an object that occurs when ontop of something.

    In said song she is refering to what we in chicago call her knuckle, or
    camel toe. and yes the black eyed peas are the suckiest sucks that
    ever sucked.
     
  10. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 8,540 Likes Received: 392
    yeah yeah- there late as fuck.

    i've been rockin my masculine man lump for a minute now...

    ..[​IMG]
     
  11. mindvapors

    mindvapors Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2003 Messages: 6,422 Likes Received: 79
    these guys are fucking retarded. how does this shit sell?

    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
    My lovely lady lumps x3
    In the back and in the front.
    My lovin’ got u,
    She’s got me spendin’.
    (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
    She’s got me spendin’.
    (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.
     
  12. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
    i SOOOO go cruising bumping my 2500 watt system playing that.. All day everyday. :gaga: :yuck:
     
  13. shai

    shai Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 17,602 Likes Received: 707
    Hey, count chocula, you should get that checked out, man. You may have gotten burnt.
     
  14. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Its a tumor...































    [​IMG]
    "ITS NAH A TUMAH!"
     
  15. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    MASSIVE THUMBS DOWN
     
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