cultural me Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 there really isn't more to say. but what the hell, every time i start digging a girl and she seems to be on me, at least thats what my drunken state usually tells me, some shit goes down. or, how about this. i go to a party and be the DD. yeah, its not very fun. was just smokin' and driving my friends around cause it was my last night in town for a while. i roll to a party, deal with my homies girlfriend who is falling down the stairs cause he is to busy sticking his nose in the peppermint shnaps bottle and rubbin' some girls tit. This took a long ass time, and the whole time me and this girl kept trying to talk to each other, until she would come up and go "WHEEEERE IS MY BOYFRIEND?!" long story short, i get her name, take this girl home and go back. she left, i talk to her friend. her friend tells me her real name, she talks to her on the phone and says "my friend *real name* says your cute" i say the same back and then forget it... im walking out the door to leave and her friend says "do you want my friends number? she wants you to call her tonight." i say in my state, "nah, i'm leaving tomorrow" and walked out oh wait. i now know why i haven't been laid in 3 months. who? cultural dumbass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 damn.. odds are you will score if you just keep trying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 got some wednsday afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 try 8 months.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 If it makes you feel any better, I got some today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I'm one week into 8 months till my girl gets back! already can crack walnuts by flexing my right arm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I went from like 10 times a day with this hottie to 3 months to nothing. Shit sucks. Good luck to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 3 months? there's cats on here who haven't been laid since the 90's. seeks/truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 go to the tenderloin with 20 bucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 REALDOLL you know the website... come on homie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by seeking@Jan 26 2006, 07:37 PM 3 months? there's cats on here who haven't been laid since the 90's. Quoted post and you know this how? ;) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by seeking@Jan 27 2006, 02:37 AM 3 months? there's cats on here who haven't been laid since the 90's. seeks/truth Quoted post "seeks talkin bout the maaaan in the mirrooorrr" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methadone program Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 ive been fucking i girl i met at a narcotics anynomous meeting a few months back.... but best of luck to you man best of luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by methadone program@Jan 26 2006, 08:05 PM ive been fucking i girl i met at a narcotics anynomous meeting a few months back.... but best of luck to you man best of luck! Quoted post "did you ever suck dick for weed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 i feel you man. you chouldve raped that girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Jan 26 2006, 09:24 PM If it makes you feel any better, I got some today Quoted post high five.... me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Why not beg Dazzle for some of his provincial rebate and hit a chicken ranch. :chicken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by MOOGLE?@Jan 26 2006, 10:02 PM "seeks talkin bout the maaaan in the mirrooorrr" Quoted post AHAHAHAHA. Damn Moogle. hahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 That sucks... Good luck man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 3 months isnt long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Jan 26 2006, 10:24 PM i feel you man. you chouldve raped that girl. Quoted post hahahaha..WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 fat fat fat fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 penix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 i believe that is spelled p3n1x...hAXorZZ!1!!!1!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 OH NOES 3 WHOOOOOOLE MONTHS?????WOAH DUDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 she loves teh p3n1x.11111111!!!!!eleveneleveneleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by ARCEL@Jan 26 2006, 09:42 PM and you know this how? ;) ;) Quoted post just look at some of the chodes who post on this board, if you were a girl, would you fuck them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 wow. it could be worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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