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I have no car and no house

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mapo wc, Jul 31, 2002.

  1. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    For awhile my brakes on my car werent doing too good.
    Then the brake light comes on and theyre doing really bad.
    After a couple days of playing russian roulette with my brakes, I try to go to the local convenience store and get some Newports. And as Im pulling out of the driveway, my car doesnt stop and I almost back into the neighbors' mailbox. My emergency brake is already fucked due to an unrelated incident of me not knowing the bitch was on and driving about 300 miles with it on. So right before I hit the mailbox I just throw it in drive because I have no other option, bring it back into the driveway and it still doesnt stop so i throw it in park. No more car for me, for awhile anyway.

    The whole time Ive been up in Gville Ive been living with a friend. He bought a house and rents the rooms out to friends for mad cheap, and its a nice house too. But I dont like living there anymore, long story. The straw that broke the camels back was when he told me he was going on vacation for 2 weeks and he didnt want me staying at the house while hes gone. What the fuck? Im supposed to pay rent and then you tell me I cant be there? Luckily it coincided with when my rent was up. So I was like, Im moving out. I planned this literally the day before he was leaving. So I didnt have time to find a new place or anything. In fact all I did was grab two small backpacks of clothes and put them in my car in the driveway, the rest is still in the house. I called the apartment place I want to move to and they cant let me in until the 16th.

    So last night I try to sleep in my car. Its too cramped. So I take out 2 towels and lay them on the dirty concrete driveway. I have no pillow or no blanket, so I grab some shorts and some underwear, ball them up and use them as a pillow. But then the mosquitos attack. So I go back in my car and chill until the sun begins to come up and the mosquitos go away. I then sleep till 1pm on the driveway.

    I cant believe Ive gotten myself into this. I want a sleeping bag but Wal-Mart is like 5 miles away and I really dont want to walk all the way there and back, especially in this heat. For showering Im going to hop into a pool of one of the many apartment complexes. And just kinda wash my clothes at the same time.

    Anyone got any helpful advice? And if you plan on responding with something like "yeah, shoot yourself" or something dont bother. I already know how stupid it was to get into this.
  2. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
  3. How the fuck did you get to use a computer then?

    Advice: Try to be less of an asshole. MUCH less of an asshole, in your case. Some people might actually think you're a cool guy and help you out, but trust me, you're not gonna go far with the attitude you carry. I'm 100% serious. Beer,

    El Mamerro
  4. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    im at the computer at the community college.
    I might even go sleep in one of those study rooms.
  5. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Shitty deals homeboy. Don't you have family near by or something??
  6. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    This is what i was going to say, but i really didnt feel like rubbing it in.
    After all the times ive seen you bust on kids that are having a hard time in life and shit like that, your now asking for help at a hard time in your life. Shit comes rolling back to you, dont think its a drag race, its more of a nascar event. If you lap the person that has to slow down and get gas (and further insult him)...hes going to the one flying past you when your walking your ass to the pits....see what im saying? Its an eye for an eye. Act hard, you get hard. Show some respect and alittle care, and i could garuntee you wouldnt be in this situation...
    Think about it.
  7. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "i just want a second chance.....to touch your dink"
  8. Matthew13

    Matthew13 Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2002 Messages: 290 Likes Received: 0
    5 miles really isn't that far to walk. And if you don't have a house or a car, I would assume you probally don't have all too much to do. Go walk to walmart, it's good excercise.

  9. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    heh, 'dink'....thats a good word.
    i don't drive. get a bike. and i don't
    have a house either. no biggie. its
  10. ArtvandaL

    ArtvandaL Guest

    yo... go rob people at night. practice what your gonna do first.

    get arrested, NOT FOR ROBBIN PEOPLE, FOR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE TAKIN A PISS IN PUBLIC,the city will give you a place to sleep...
    nah, forget about the arrested part... and the robbin part too...
  11. lostcause

    lostcause New Jack

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    join the club, i don't know how many times i've been homeless since i was 17. i can't complain though it's made life hella fun at times. girlfriends usually work with the place to stay if it's that big of a deal though.
  12. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    wheres a good place to sleep if you cant find a house?

    also what about showers? the pool will work fine but its kinda far.
  13. lostcause

    lostcause New Jack

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    just go to any convienient store next to you rak some beer, wine is tight to, and find any park. you could always take a city bus out to a cool nature spot just outside of the center of town if your worried about getting fucked with. as long as your drunk you really won't care about where you sleep and it makes for a good time.

    DITDxCULT Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 1,192 Likes Received: 0
    If you can get your hands on one, try to find INVASION ZINE. It has some really good tips on living homeless.

    Try to steal a bike, or a skateboard.