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Im fucking bored. Yes thats right, marine corps, i said it- the cats out of the bag for those who didnt know...ive been stuck here for five fucking years, only 28 more days to go. Anyone want to talk about guns? blowing shit up? General questions? anyone in the service? meh, go ahead, shoot...

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Good for you, man. I think you know how I feel about the marines. :)

 

That is good that you know how to shoot guns and blow shit up, though. It'll come in handy for when Al Qaeda blows up the US and we enter a state of chaos. I'm gonna be in bad shape. All i know how to do is throw knives.

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Like 99.9% of Old Growth's posts are cracking me the fuck up....

 

Good to hear you are getting out of the marines and all that. You must know alot about guns for small arms repair. That's what kabar did I think. I really like some of masamune shirow's gun designs....

 

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fuck all that shit. im going to be COMPLETLEY happy working at a fucking 7-11 after all this shit. on another note, a kid i went to high school with, 511 miles away, is going through the school here to be an officer. it tripped me out. i saw him earlier checking out a weapon and shot the shit for a few. calling him "sir" was a weird experiance. we ate ALPO at a party one time...it just doesnt seem right...

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I just couldn't do that. Calling some chucklehead I went to high school with "sir". No fucking way. I don't know how you guys do it. If you ask me, that's where the real balls are in the military. Having to suck up your pride and respect some slackjawed chimp as your superior. That would piss me right off.

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and it does, but thats just the way it is. its even worse when some fucktard with a college degree but half a brain comes through and gives you shit for something he knows nothing about. my job. my 5 years experiance to your 4 months. eat a dick, sir. dont have to worry for much longer though. thats a plus.

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my homey, acutally my intergalictic probation officer was a weapons specialist in the united states marine core.

 

that nigga buys guns off murder killers and cleans barrels if he had the chance.

 

nigga from villa verde projects via haiti. yeah niggggguuuh.

 

 

fool fuck you mad quick..talk about guns nigguh is guns, broke a jaw for a mexican cat out la that wrote.

 

kill you quick.

 

im navy by birth...but i would be weapons speciliast in a heart beat. marksmanship is strenght i retain. give me a 50 cal rifle with bio weapons and i will take goverments out on the sly.

 

im a civilian for reason

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Originally posted by SF1@May 7 2005, 01:35 AM

Whatch out for that "back draft"! :yuck:

 

 

He's got a point there about the back door draft. Seeing how you did 5 years that means you still have 3 left in a military service obligation and they could pull you out of IRR status and put you right back on active duty if they so desire. They've done that to thousands of people in the army already....

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Originally posted by villain+May 7 2005, 10:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (villain - May 7 2005, 10:01 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SF1@May 7 2005, 01:35 AM

Whatch out for that "back draft"! :yuck:

 

 

He's got a point there about the back door draft. Seeing how you did 5 years that means you still have 3 left in a military service obligation and they could pull you out of IRR status and put you right back on active duty if they so desire. They've done that to thousands of people in the army already....

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viva la mehico! fuck that. f'real...

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps.

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More Quotes to compound

'SleepAnDream''s decision.

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

 

 

Private Joker:

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

 

Da Nang Hooker:

Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

 

Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

Private Joker: What was the matter with him?

Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.

Private Eightball: No shit. At least ten times a day.

Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.

 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

[after hitting Private Joker] You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

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My ex was a marine (or is one). Damn Marines are so full of pride, he used to talk about that shit all the time. And guns, and snipering (or whaever). Watch out you dont start speaking the crazy talk gun talk when you're around girls.

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yeah, i grew out of that shit real quick. its funny...all the marine jargon. i cant stand it. girls are not females, theyre girls. bathrooms are not heads, theyre fucking bathrooms. 3pm is not 1500. lunch is not chow. going home for the day is going home for the day, not being "secured". time off is not libo...ha, its funny the gay shit that irks me. dont get it fucked up, that marine corps IS something to be proud to be a part of. theres alot of history and tradition. its not easy becoming one or being one. theres alot of expectations and shit you deal with. its physically and mentally challenging. its just not for everyone and my time has come so im out, i did it, i have the t-shirt. now its on to bigger and better things like unemployment and living on the streets. shit yeah.

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