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I have been making a lot of threads lately. This is one about events of today.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by iloveboxcars, Mar 21, 2004.

  1. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    So today I woke up to something vibrating on my desk, no it wasn't my dildo, I keep that in the sock drawer, it was my cell phone. So I answer it in a still-asleep daze.. it's my ex girlfriends sister, and she sounds frightened. Apparently I have to drive her to the vet because her cat will not eat and when she tries to walk she falls... but then she doesn't even try to keep walking, she just lies there. The cat is all black and has dandruff. They found her about a year ago, she was anemic and malnourished.. they fed her and took care of her but she never really gained any of her wieght back. Anyway, I drive her to the vet and the doctor says the best way to go would be to put the cat to sleep, we could had him run some tests but that would have been around 500 dollars.. I couldn't afford it. Yes, I had to pay for it, her family is poor and can barely afford to feed themselves on a regular basis. So we went with the 89.99 execution package. This entails us witnessing her death, then being able to take her home in a box, the box was labeled "Purina Puppy Chow" .. I would have pointed that out to her but she seemed quite upset, so I didn't know how she would take it. I get back to her house and drop her off, my ex girlfriend is outside so I look down at the passanger seat and grab around like I'm looking for something (I'm not one for confrontation). I drive off and so end's my encounters with dead or dying cats for the day right? Wrong. I have a package in the mail. I didn't order anything so I'm hoping someone got my birthday mixed up with someone elses. No, apparently someone thinks I enjoy decaying cats sent to me in the mail. Or they are trying to send me a message, the message wasn't too effective though because I have no idea what they are trying to say. I have no cats. I have no pets at all actually. What were these people trying to tell me? Maybe they were saying in some round-about way that if I don't pay them back the money I owe them they are going to cut off my penis and give me a pussy slit. I don't owe anyone money though.. so I'm pretty sure that's out of the question, unless this person is dilusional.

    I'll update this as soon as I get more information.
     
  2. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,879 Likes Received: 9
    you payed 90 dollars for your ex's cat? your either really whipped or a really nice guy..lets hope its the latter.
     
  3. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    It was for her sister. Her sister is a nice girl and she needed the money. I did nothing for the ex.
     
  4. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    http://www.jordan.palo-alto.ca.us/staff/lgoldman/public/webdesign5/final/kyler/rollerblader.gif'>

    Thats was nice of you.
     
  5. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    You people are missing the point of this thread.


    I recieved a dead cat in the mail.
     
  6. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    ahahaha, you paid money to get the cat killed
     
  7. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

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  8. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    so you had the cat put down, then arrive home to find another dead cat in the mail? what are the fucking odds of that?! I mean, getting a dead cat in the mail is a rare event by itself....but to have it happen right after having a cat put down....thats just creepy.
     
  9. cmeup

    cmeup Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2001 Messages: 9,485 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    5 laughing smilies of approval...!!!

    "$89.99 execution package" hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    about the cat in the mail... did you name it?

    :lol: :D
     
  10. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,879 Likes Received: 9
    so the dead cat was mailed to you? like you had it in your letterbox? or did some weirdo actually go and post it via UPS?..

    makes you really question the american postal service....
     
  11. cmeup

    cmeup Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2001 Messages: 9,485 Likes Received: 0
    hey mother fucker!!! that cat was delivered ON TIME!!!

    :mad:
     
  12. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    bro drunken ex's are my biznass. no clue how you've gotten skrewballed but dunnies aint nattin bat luv......-----> got a nice white dress and a talkin to on ya confirmation................
     
  13. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,008 Likes Received: 523
    hahaha
     
  14. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  15. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,879 Likes Received: 9
    GOOD CALL!

    :lol: :lol:
     
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