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So I'm watching TV this evening and some cellphone commercial comes on. It's got this skinny girl with real big, gorgeous gray eyes holding a clear umbrella. I love her and would like to marry her.

 

I forget what provider the commercial was for, but i don't think it was probably cingular. I'm counting on you depraved stalkers to figure out what this fine yong lady's name is. I figure if anyone can do it, it's you degenerates. Gracias.

 

 

 

 

Just for the sake of a thread, my other crushes include Kristen Bell, Ziyi Zhang and Alison Hannigan.

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Cingular.

 

Dude, we need to find this girl's name, stat.

 

At first I thought her eyes were a little buggy, but then realized that they were, in fact, the most amazing shade of blue grey I'd ever seen. Huge ass eyelashes, too.

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I think I can be of some help to you fellas... A good friend of mine is a Properties Manager for Cingular (soon to AGAIN be ATT Wireless)

I talk with him everyday, I'll have him see what he can do to get this girl for you.. Back when it was ATT wireless he got me a framed picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt and she wrote my name on it for me.. i'll let you know by tomorrow who it is.

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