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I have a GIRRRRL question.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Wilt, Mar 25, 2002.

  1. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    OOOOOOOOk.i usually have great luck with women.Any problem ive ever encountered ive been able to solve with ease.until saturday evening.allow me to drop the science:Rewind to last Thursday...i go to this club with my homie because he begs me and the whole free drinks until midnight thing got me.we're at some techno club,which i have no problem with because i like to get drunk and dance like the whitest fool there is.well there's is this dame that catches the attention of my collegue and he points her out to me as i sip on my gin & tonic while he tells my through the side of his mouth while sucking down a whiskey & coke about how she is checking him out.FINE.everything is cool.cuz this guy needs a girl to have some fun with since he got a divorce like 3 months ago.GREAT right?well he convinces my dick to go with him to talk to this girl and her friend..since my dick is the only thing that seems to work after a few drinks...i skip like a kindergarten kid over there and start chatting.now..i noticed while he was saying she was checking him out that maybe it was me..but i dont care about females too much because i dont really want a relationship right now.so im talking to this girl while my compadre goes and gets a new round of drinks..and this chick seems to be all about me.ive never had a girl look me straight in the eyes the WHOLE time we talked..talk about a turn on.anyways..within like 20 minutes i know all this stuff about her..and my homie keeps talking to her blah blah..we get her number..all is fine..then she tells ME in my ear that she would like it if we could hang out alone maybe this weekend so we could talk more without the deluge of 120 bpm satan in a snare drum.so i say..uhh ok..ill call you friday(which was the next day)so i can tell my bro is diggin this chick..he keeps telling me how cool she is which is usually his signal..so i back off and go do my own thing.so the girl and her friend leave the club..and my homie ends up talking to this other girl and gets her number too..so im thinking yeah man...hes got this new girl so i can possibly hang with this other girl without any problems..but i keep my cool..and we go home.well friday comes around and im hanging at my friends house,same friend..but he has a class at 9pm...so im like,ok ill chill here and drink a few frosted barley pops and shoot the breeze on the net till you get back.FINE,he leaves..i decide to call this girl and we talk for like 2 hours.a guy that hates telephone communication talks for 2 hours to a girl.something is up i think to myself.well she ends up telling me she digs me and NOT my droog...im like shit on me..what am i gonna do?maybe he doesn't dig her i think.anyways..we decide it'd be cool to hang out saturday as a group.so saturday rolls around and im smoking a cigarette on my porch with the same friend..and he tells me that HE called her and talked to her early in the day and she said she had things to do and we would have to reschedule our get together to another time.well all thats fine but THEN he tells me he asked her if she wanted to go out with just HIM sometimes and she says..yeah why not..now maybe she's saying this to be nice..maybe not...but i mean..i dig this chick,she digs me...and my friend also digs her...and he tells me so on the porch..and im like..go for it..but i really want to get to know this girl better...HELP!!!!!damn i wrote a lot....should i call her tonight or what??HELLLLP!!!ahhh..
  2. ego trippin

    ego trippin Guest


    shits fucked up. Wish i could help, but i'm not God.........all the time
  3. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,364 Likes Received: 299
    i just read the first half.
    well whatever girls are evil.

    is this you?
  4. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    i only wish i was that cool..:D
  5. donniefrisco

    donniefrisco Member

    Joined: Aug 10, 2001 Messages: 406 Likes Received: 1
  6. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    play the gentleman game. roll over to her work unanounced and offer to take her out to dinner. shes gonna flip out because your buddy just wants to meet her and drink and bone. whatever. playing it up is more fun anyways. take her out. have her meet you somewhere and when she shows up do the get halfway up outta your seat thing. or go all the way and pull her chair out for her. if you show some manners and act like a propper guy shes gonna love you. THEN when she finds out that you are a shoplifting vandalising drug addicted scumbag who just ACTS propper, shes gonna love you even more. My tip to you is to buy a Harley and wear a leather jacket. Girls love that shit. None of this asian car bullshit.
  7. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    ahahaha yeah that sounds like me besides the drugs...hahaha...and the asian cars and the harley's...i think i might show up at her work..i know where she works and what not..thats not a bad idea..but i hate malls..tough call...im just gonna play the smooth operator..we're all hanging out this thursday..same club..so we'll see what happens..i think ill call her tomorrow..not tonight..let her sweat it out a little.
  8. aederone

    aederone Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 288 Likes Received: 0
    watch "kids" and do what tellie does....sure he has aids...but you get to say "yo" a whole lot.
  9. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  10. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    Either way it wont end well best to end u on top.
  11. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    man what happened to my friend bojangles. he was always good to have around
  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  13. nocalfr8tr

    nocalfr8tr Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2001 Messages: 371 Likes Received: 0
    go for her man. your boy will understand. anyone who's interested in a girl that likes his homie would be wasting time to pursue her. he'll just end up broken hearted. get with her, and let him get over it.
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    that question was waaaay too long for me to be bothered reading. next time keep it short. like "can you pass me another beer".
  15. Ted Wakowski

    Ted Wakowski Guest

    Something doesn't add up here.

    I say fuck 'em all and rock your town like a Gwar concert in Deluth Minnesota.