synaps Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 so this morning started off in a glorious manner. the same routine, really. -wake up -put the coffee on -go get the newspaper -go get the coffee -head to the bathroom now like any manly man, I enjoy reading the newspaper when I'm on the bog. I so happen to enjoy drinking a cup of coffee and smoking a cigarette at the same time as well. I'm not entirely sure why this is, but I have a feeling it gives me a sense of joy to multi task so soon after waking up. this morning was different, however. while browing the sports section, I needed to dispose of my cigarette butt. so I lean over a bit and reach for the ashtray when suddenly why whole world turned dark... somehow the tip of my wang got caught between the toilet bowl itself and the toilet seat. all of my weight pressing down on it (I'm not a small boy either). after noticing some blood, a brief cry of terror and a few tears, I finished my business and got on with my day (with much discomfort). I just got home and there is still a reasonable sized cut on the dong. no fucking chance am I go for stiches, though. this ever happen to anyone else? please say yes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 i cant say its happened to me, iv zipped up too fast a couple times though. that shit hurts like a bitch.. ps. you call the toilet a "bog" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chad Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 what the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 something similar happened to me once during mardi gras,you lived here so you know how it is,i was stupid drunk and needed to pee really bad,with a million cops around i had to duck off,so i headed for a building with a small duck off spot,so i start peeing and out of nowhere this cops walks up,so i had to zip my pants up really quick,well from doing so i zipped the head of my penis in the zipper,just enough to hurt like fucking hell,it was a small cut,but man that shit hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 when I was going through my "I need to get everything on my body pierced" phase, I got the schlong injected with metal. although I was quite bent when that happened, I don't remember it hurting quite as bad as this. the zipper thing has happened to me a few times, too. usually only gets the brothers estaban, though. never pancho the entertainer. hey grimes, you been in the nolia for long? I wouldn't happen to know you eh? please say you aren't who I think you might be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 i've never cut my dick or the head of my dick. but i've cut myu ball sack when i first startted learning hardflips. i was really young at the time- probably like 12 years old. i got scared, and considered becomming a priest if i ruined my nuts permantenly. needless to say, im not studying for priesthood, and they call me billy ocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by Balki@Jul 10 2005, 12:42 AM ps. you call the toilet a "bog" Quoted post I do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open-Ur-Is Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 go for the stitches!!!! haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by sarcasm@Jul 10 2005, 01:05 AM i've never cut my dick or the head of my dick. but i've cut myu ball sack when i first startted learning hardflips. i was really young at the time- probably like 12 years old. i got scared, and considered becomming a priest if i ruined my nuts permantenly. needless to say, im not studying for priesthood, and they call me billy ocean Quoted post oh man, I don't even want to think about how many times the brother estaban had the shit beat out of them by a skateboard. after seeing a friend lose his virginty to a hard flip when I was a kid, I vowed to never attempt hardflips on flatland. when I started learning flower spin flips, I had this severe issue with coming down to far on the nose. you get the idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 ouch, this must suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 i don't need to be reading this. jesus fucking christ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Jul 9 2005, 08:51 PM jesus fucking christ Quoted post that pretty much sums it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 "Feed me more penis, for i am hungry!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 thanks for that, guy. not like I'm scared shitless of toilets right now or anything. this afternoon when I was taking a piss, I took a precautionary extra step back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Sometimes when I think about this, I start squirming. Did the blood come out of you pee hole, or the cut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Jul 10 2005, 02:42 AM Sometimes when I think about this, I start squirming. Did the blood come out of you pee hole, or the cut? Quoted post out of the cut. it's not massive. about half an inch or so. but it's straight torn open. it's definitely cut that is worthy of at least one stitch bled like a fuck for a good 15mins. was rough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 HAHA THAZ FUCKED UP HOMIE.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 DAMN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 sorry about your penis, hope it gets well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Sounds horribly painful. Don't let it get infected. ::Shudder:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 hahahah "Penix". You should get naked, take viagra, and run around spraying blood out of your gushing boner gash on people. I don't think I've ever had a cut on my dick. I had a zit on it one time and popping it hurt like a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Yeah so, inanyways, my graff mags in general r getting prematurely aged because of condinsation in the barfroom.... I mean that 1003rd 'cope2' throw up in my issue of vapours is start'n to lose its significance in more ways than one, In school when I was 4-5, a fellow pupil let a scream from the bathroom (which at that time were 'ensuite') in our class room, teach had to spend 15 careful mins seperating foreskin from ykk in front of class. 4-5 years old, but every fucker in that class still remembers! moral of story, tuff tits, don't cry dry your fuck'n eyes. All three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 sometimes when i take a piss the belt gets in the way of my pee stream and that pisses me off... or the hole of my wanger will be semi stuck together and ill pee out two streams and it will get all over my roommates curling irons lying beside the toilet.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 ^ I hate when you go to pee and two streams come out, one goes in the bowl and the other is splashin all over the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caffeine Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Learning Front foot hardflips = unfortunate similar situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie the porn magician Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 u mean ollie late nollie front foot hardflip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 ahahahahahaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha damn that sucks! ahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 fuckin sucks dude. just walk it off, ya know. walk it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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