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I have a gash in my penix

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by synaps, Jul 9, 2005.

  1. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    so this morning started off in a glorious manner. the same routine, really.

    -wake up
    -put the coffee on
    -go get the newspaper
    -go get the coffee
    -head to the bathroom

    now like any manly man, I enjoy reading the newspaper when I'm on the bog. I so happen to enjoy drinking a cup of coffee and smoking a cigarette at the same time as well. I'm not entirely sure why this is, but I have a feeling it gives me a sense of joy to multi task so soon after waking up.

    this morning was different, however.

    while browing the sports section, I needed to dispose of my cigarette butt. so I lean over a bit and reach for the ashtray when suddenly why whole world turned dark...

    somehow the tip of my wang got caught between the toilet bowl itself and the toilet seat. all of my weight pressing down on it (I'm not a small boy either).

    after noticing some blood, a brief cry of terror and a few tears, I finished my business and got on with my day (with much discomfort).
    I just got home and there is still a reasonable sized cut on the dong.

    no fucking chance am I go for stiches, though.








    this ever happen to anyone else?
    please say yes...
     
  2. Balki

    Balki Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2005 Messages: 401 Likes Received: 0
    i cant say its happened to me, iv zipped up too fast a couple times though. that shit hurts like a bitch..


    ps. you call the toilet a "bog"
     
  3. Mr. Chad

    Mr. Chad Member

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  4. Grimes

    Grimes Veteran Member

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    something similar happened to me once during mardi gras,you lived here so you know how it is,i was stupid drunk and needed to pee really bad,with a million cops around i had to duck off,so i headed for a building with a small duck off spot,so i start peeing and out of nowhere this cops walks up,so i had to zip my pants up really quick,well from doing so i zipped the head of my penis in the zipper,just enough to hurt like fucking hell,it was a small cut,but man that shit hurt
     
  5. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    when I was going through my "I need to get everything on my body pierced" phase, I got the schlong injected with metal. although I was quite bent when that happened, I don't remember it hurting quite as bad as this.

    the zipper thing has happened to me a few times, too. usually only gets the brothers estaban, though. never pancho the entertainer.


    hey grimes, you been in the nolia for long? I wouldn't happen to know you eh?
    please say you aren't who I think you might be...
     
  6. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    i've never cut my dick or the head of my dick. but i've cut myu ball sack when i first startted learning hardflips. i was really young at the time- probably like 12 years old. i got scared, and considered becomming a priest if i ruined my nuts permantenly. needless to say, im not studying for priesthood, and they call me billy ocean
     
  7. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    I do!
     
  8. Open-Ur-Is

    Open-Ur-Is New Jack

    Joined: Jul 6, 2005 Messages: 35 Likes Received: 0
    go for the stitches!!!! haha.
     
  9. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    oh man, I don't even want to think about how many times the brother estaban had the shit beat out of them by a skateboard.

    after seeing a friend lose his virginty to a hard flip when I was a kid, I vowed to never attempt hardflips on flatland.

    when I started learning flower spin flips, I had this severe issue with coming down to far on the nose. you get the idea...
     
  10. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    ouch, this must suck!
     
  11. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    i don't need to be reading this.

    jesus fucking christ
     
  12. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    that pretty much sums it up.
     
  13. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    [​IMG]

    "Feed me more penis, for i am hungry!"
     
  14. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    thanks for that, guy.
    not like I'm scared shitless of toilets right now or anything.

    this afternoon when I was taking a piss, I took a precautionary extra step back.
     
  15. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
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