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I have a gash in my penix

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by synaps, Jul 9, 2005.

  1. synaps

    synaps 12oz Senior Member

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    I have a gash in my penix

    Discussion started by synaps - Jul 9, 2005

    so this morning started off in a glorious manner. the same routine, really.

    -wake up
    -put the coffee on
    -go get the newspaper
    -go get the coffee
    -head to the bathroom

    now like any manly man, I enjoy reading the newspaper when I'm on the bog. I so happen to enjoy drinking a cup of coffee and smoking a cigarette at the same time as well. I'm not entirely sure why this is, but I have a feeling it gives me a sense of joy to multi task so soon after waking up.

    this morning was different, however.

    while browing the sports section, I needed to dispose of my cigarette butt. so I lean over a bit and reach for the ashtray when suddenly why whole world turned dark...

    somehow the tip of my wang got caught between the toilet bowl itself and the toilet seat. all of my weight pressing down on it (I'm not a small boy either).

    after noticing some blood, a brief cry of terror and a few tears, I finished my business and got on with my day (with much discomfort).
    I just got home and there is still a reasonable sized cut on the dong.

    no fucking chance am I go for stiches, though.








    this ever happen to anyone else?
    please say yes...
     
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    Balki - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    i cant say its happened to me, iv zipped up too fast a couple times though. that shit hurts like a bitch..


    ps. you call the toilet a "bog"
     
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    Mr. Chad - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    what the fuck
     
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    Grimes - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    something similar happened to me once during mardi gras,you lived here so you know how it is,i was stupid drunk and needed to pee really bad,with a million cops around i had to duck off,so i headed for a building with a small duck off spot,so i start peeing and out of nowhere this cops walks up,so i had to zip my pants up really quick,well from doing so i zipped the head of my penis in the zipper,just enough to hurt like fucking hell,it was a small cut,but man that shit hurt
     
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  5. synaps

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    synaps - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    when I was going through my "I need to get everything on my body pierced" phase, I got the schlong injected with metal. although I was quite bent when that happened, I don't remember it hurting quite as bad as this.

    the zipper thing has happened to me a few times, too. usually only gets the brothers estaban, though. never pancho the entertainer.


    hey grimes, you been in the nolia for long? I wouldn't happen to know you eh?
    please say you aren't who I think you might be...
     
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  6. sarcasm

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    sarcasm - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    i've never cut my dick or the head of my dick. but i've cut myu ball sack when i first startted learning hardflips. i was really young at the time- probably like 12 years old. i got scared, and considered becomming a priest if i ruined my nuts permantenly. needless to say, im not studying for priesthood, and they call me billy ocean
     
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  7. synaps

    synaps 12oz Senior Member

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    synaps - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    I do!
     
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    Open-Ur-Is - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    go for the stitches!!!! haha.
     
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    oh man, I don't even want to think about how many times the brother estaban had the shit beat out of them by a skateboard.

    after seeing a friend lose his virginty to a hard flip when I was a kid, I vowed to never attempt hardflips on flatland.

    when I started learning flower spin flips, I had this severe issue with coming down to far on the nose. you get the idea...
     
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    ouch, this must suck!
     
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    saraday - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    i don't need to be reading this.

    jesus fucking christ
     
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    boogie hands - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    that pretty much sums it up.
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    [​IMG]

    "Feed me more penis, for i am hungry!"
     
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    synaps - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    thanks for that, guy.
    not like I'm scared shitless of toilets right now or anything.

    this afternoon when I was taking a piss, I took a precautionary extra step back.
     
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    sarcasm - Replied Jul 9, 2005

    lol...
     
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