Frate_Raper Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 It's my worthless shitty 20th birthday, I''ve been told I'm hard to buy for so ma Dukes wants me to tell her what I want and she'll pick it up. Now heres my thing...I DON'T need or want to much except money for my ink and some montana would be nice.......both out of the question from my mother.I could use some new kicks but she won't leave the burbs to get me some nice kicks. I don't want nor do I need a cell phone(thats what she wants to buy me) so what? I don't care enough about anything to WANNNNNNNNT it. Your mission is to help me out what do I get? Shoes? Phone? Take the money and run? Your ideas! If any onf you unwitty jewish cocksuckers say give the cash to me I'll blow up your house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 an eigth and some vsop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 oh wait its from mom dukes, so shoes foo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 first, second and third Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 wheres the boogie hands option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 tell u what cos im feeling so generous...ill send u my bank account number and u can give it to me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 your mom wont buy you montana paint but she'll pay for your hooker. fuckin' a sweet deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 the who in the what what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 you could buy some nice kicks and have some ends left for the bar....once at the bar...find a girl you like looking at and strike up a conversation and then with the rest of your money buy her some Long Islands and continue to kick game.......hopefully with some luck,there is your female.........lot cheaper than a hooker.lol. *lol,hahaha.....My bad dude,your only 20......which means you can't do shit.Spend that loot on a fake ID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 $100 will only buy you 20 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 http://fox.zero.ad.jp/ten_ten/Resources/jlu.jpeg'> AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH NOOOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 I don't know what you Canucks have up there for department stores...but ask for a gift certificate to a store that sells paint, without mentioning paint as the objective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Originally posted by Cracked Ass I don't know what you Canucks have up there for department stores... Never heard of the Hudson's Bay Company ? We trade beaver pelts and moose hides for shiny beads and blankets laced with polio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 throw a party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 PORN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 id buy some C-Rock nahimean.... er wait , thats bad for you... :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 get a dick piercing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyeattoywar Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 keep the cash, get the montana happy birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 12, 2002 Author Share Posted December 12, 2002 So heres what I did with that money............................spend 20 on ameal with my lady,got two rolls developed and I still got 40 which I'll toss in on my half sleaves out line. your all gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 OOoooooh dogg... he told ya'll. :click: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT OOoooooh dogg... he told ya'll. :click: y34h h3 d1d..............................j00 fux0|2 1 fux1ng pwn j00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 :hax0r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Originally posted by Kilo7- $100 will only buy you 20 minutes. Not in my neighborhood. You can get a gummer for a cigarette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted December 12, 2002 Share Posted December 12, 2002 Originally posted by Frate Raper If any onf you unwitty jewish cocksuckers say give the cash to me I'll blow up your house! You got me on that one...always one step ahead of the game arent you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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