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Patrick Bateman

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this fuxken color scheme plays tricks with my eyes. in other news, theres's a bnlizzard inmy face right now. for reals my boogers are like snowed in. AAAHHHHHHHHHM<MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGFG ok i just freed some of em they came down ina big snotty ava;lanche that taste d bitter and felt like i was swallowingg an oyster... fuck oysters you can get herpes or hepatitis or sometjhing for eatinng that shit for real.me i only eat salmon skins no i don't like smoked salmon just the skin wit ht the scales and all=g. i slurop that shit down ;like seeks slurps myjizz.jk yo i saw a mexican ayt the albretsons gas statuon and thaat fucker cut in from t of me ion line to buty some fucken natty lite.that meximan had his hair parted inm the middle amnd spike d up in fromt at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!howd he do tyhat shit yo inother noews my little bros on lithium everyday n ow.

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