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i hate bees!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by platapie, Apr 24, 2002.

  1. platapie

    platapie Guest

    i hate bees!

    Discussion started by platapie - Apr 24, 2002

    alright so there i am working. im a delivery guy so im driving and i got the window down its a beutiful day in paradise im enjoying the view when wham! one of these bitches comes out of no where and stings me right in the fucking neck.
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    the only upside to it is i got off work early. but i still got stung in the neck. death to bees!!!!!!!!
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  2. blood as ink

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    blood as ink - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    bee's can suck it...wasps are worse though...they just keep stinging...fuckers
     
  3. NATO

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    NATO - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    mosquito's are my mortal insect enemy
     
  4. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    that is true i am lucky i didnt get stung by one of those lilttle fucks.
     
  5. teister

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    teister - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    one time I was mowing this lawn and I had to get near the back deck and apparently there was a wasp nest under it. I got too close and they came out and attacked in full force. All of a sudden it felt like my head was on fire. there were like ten of them stinging the shit out of my scalp. I went and got some wasp spray and dusted the motherfuckers.
     
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  6. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    helll yeah!
     
  7. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    the first time i read this i thought it said "I HATE BEER"

    I was going to kill you....:D

    I dont like bees either.
     
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  8. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    in defence of bees (because they are so wrongly persecuted)

    Bees will not sting unless you seriously fuck with them.
    A bee can only sting once, then it dies. The stinger rips out its guts.
    That's why people can do a 'beard' of bees. Dont try it with wasps.
    A 'Killer Bee' can sting more than once.

    Wasps and Hornets will sting if you look at them funny.
    Those are the bastards responsible for the panic and bee hating.

    When I was young, my mom raised bees.
    You'd wear the gear if you were going into the hive,
    but generally I'd just walk around unnoticed.

    I'd be smoking a joint in the backyard while 3000 bees were
    hiding out just a few feet from me. and I never got stung. NEVER.

    but wasps are bitches! fuck them!!
     
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    BIG T - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    man we got bugs down here that bite, sting, punch and all that shit... those suckers are quick too. i'm telling you the south is not to be fucked with in the summer... all types of alien bugs running around this bitch, and they all are after me!:eek:
     
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    platapie - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    sorry zes. but i still hate the lil fucks for stinging me in the neck! he could have gone fo rliek my arm, but my fuckign neck?!
     
  11. NATO

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    NATO - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    i remeber my dad telling me one time how he accidently disturbed a bee hive that was on the gorund by a hedge. a swarm of bees chased him over two miles across open country side (until he could find cover) he had bruises all over his head from smacking it so hard trying to get the bees off (he had literally 100's of bee stings). i hate them bad.
     
  12. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    ^
    those would have been wasps!

    I 99% guarantee it!

    (the 1% is just cause he might have put his foot through it and killed the queen)
     
  13. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    I got stung in the ass once by a bee, i sat down on the fucker...

    i looked like a retard runin around yelling that my ass was stinging..
     
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  14. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    ^
    that would have been a bee.
    If you squish them, you'll be stung!

    bzzztt !
     
  15. NATO

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    NATO - Replied Apr 24, 2002

    that does sound more likley actually.