ILoveUnicrns Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 I had sex with a girl and then found out she had a ballsac.... ok..this is another true story...i had sex with this really hot girl a bunch of times and never noticed anything wrong..probably because i never went down on her....but a few weeks ago a couple of her friends asked me if i noticed anything weird about her pussy and i said "No, but i didnt snack on it." And they proceeded to tell me that the girl had a really big labia that resembled a ballsac. The one girl said she saw it and literally gagged and basically dry heaved right then and there..My question is..should i have sex with the girl again despite the ballsac? I mean, i didnt notice it and she really did have a nice cub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest freighthed Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 sure in this day and age it dosen't matter male, female it's all the same...lol just playing confront her about it be all like" yo you know you got nutz?" do whatever tickles your pickle bro even if it is fucking chicks with dicks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 hmmm...that all depends on you. i dont think i could get it up with the thought of another ballsac slapping against my own. whap whap whap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 First it's having a threesome with a busted chick and a dude with psoriasis, now it's sex with a chick with balls. Is there anywhere you won't go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Originally posted by Evil Dee First it's having a threesome with a busted chick and a dude with psoriasis, now it's sex with a chick with balls. Is there anywhere you won't go? My thoughts exactly. Dude, you are just wierd...I think maybe you should kick back on the whole sexually active scene until you've figured out what you want. Sex is good, don't get me wrong, but with Unicorn in your name you obviously have some serious thinking to do...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveUnicrns Posted October 21, 2003 Author Share Posted October 21, 2003 Originally posted by Evil Dee First it's having a threesome with a busted chick and a dude with psoriasis, now it's sex with a chick with balls. Is there anywhere you won't go? the first chick wasnt that busted and this one doesnt really have balls, its just a mass of skin and labia resembling a ballsac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciste Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Damn, I WAS eating a mid-morning snack until I read this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 you had sex with a person that use to be a guy, that kind of stile is...man go dip your penis in acid ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Your first thread was one thing, but now you're just pushing the bullshit line. There is no way in hell you wouldn't have noticed the "ballsack" while having sex with her. Your fingers/dick must be dead otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveUnicrns Posted October 21, 2003 Author Share Posted October 21, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro Your first thread was one thing, but now you're just pushing the bullshit line. There is no way in hell you wouldn't have noticed the "ballsack" while having sex with her. Your fingers/dick must be dead otherwise. i swear to god..everytime we had sex we were usually drunk..and i seriously never felt it there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro Your first thread was one thing, but now you're just pushing the bullshit line. There is no way in hell you wouldn't have noticed the "ballsack" while having sex with her. Your fingers/dick must be dead otherwise. werd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Originally posted by ILoveUnicrns i swear to god..everytime we had sex we were usually drunk..and i seriously never felt it there everytime, usually? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahahaha Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Re: I had sex with a girl and then found out she had a ballsac.... Originally posted by ILoveUnicrns ok..this is another true story...i had sex with this really hot girl a bunch of times and never noticed anything wrong..probably because i never went down on her....but a few weeks ago a couple of her friends asked me if i noticed anything weird about her pussy and i said "No, but i didnt snack on it." And they proceeded to tell me that the girl had a really big labia that resembled a ballsac. The one girl said she saw it and literally gagged and basically dry heaved right then and there..My question is..should i have sex with the girl again despite the ballsac? I mean, i didnt notice it and she really did have a nice cub. i could you not know that theres a ballsac by her puss i mean when your hittin it cant you feel it? i think you know its there and i think you like playin with it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Oh ech ech ech...that's pretty nasty....When i first fucked my gf, i was like "Ah man, please let everything be in order down there...." It was like unwrapping a real nice present and you weren't sure if it had a loaded crossbow or something inside waiting to nail your ass. Fortunatly everything was in order. Labia hanging down like beef curtains? No way....no fucking way...ever. Grossgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 id like to get a eyefull of this "ballsack", got any pics:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 ew tell her to hit the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitmop-1$ Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 you must not be having sex, because for you to miss somthing like that you might as well die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 either you're a giant fucking liar with self-esteem issues (which is possible, you're on 12oz...), or you're just fucking retarded. i'm officially done with any thread you start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro Your first thread was one thing, but now you're just pushing the bullshit line. There is no way in hell you wouldn't have noticed the "ballsack" while having sex with her. Your fingers/dick must be dead otherwise. My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by type R i dont think i could get it up with the thought of another ballsac slapping against my own. whap whap whap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 HA:lol: HA:lol: HA:lol: HA:lol: HA:lol: HA:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by big bruno http://www.brainlink.com/~ragnarok/uncasac.gif'> oh shit....you just made my night that much better..i now have an image i want to screenprint on my shirt. thank you bruno.....thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 you've really got some issues man, damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 damb! Thats some wierd shit. Dont let it hit your chin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AevOne718 Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Maybe this girl has labial cancer? HUH!? HOW BOUT THAT? You filthy bastard. Watch, just watch... you won't want to have sex with her and she'll be all like "IS IT MY CROTCH-TUMOR??? IS IT!!??" And you'll be like "yeah... it's icky". And she'll fucking off herself right then and there. Then her tumor will hatch and the snake beast things that come out will devour your motherfucking eyes. Then see how you like it. God, am I the only sensitive man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 This one time at band camp.... Are you sure you didn't have a bad acid trip where you couldn't get over the fact that you had a threesome with a guy who has a scaly penis and in order to calm your severly bent mind down your subconcious concocted a memory where you fucked a chick with balls? And then you typed the story up on 12oz? Are you for real dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by ILoveUnicrns its just a mass of skin and labia resembling a ballsac are you intentionally trying to make me sick ?????? fuck. :sick: :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 http://www.daemoncode.com/pics/psycho.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirate Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Iloveunicorns is gay. No judgements, just don't kid yourself. You are homosexual to the fullest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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