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*I gotta fart*

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WebsterUno, Nov 3, 2003.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    fuck, Im still at work.
    I just got back from vacation, and they stick
    me with a buttload of work. So, Im still here,
    along with a few other heads that are trying to
    meet deadlines, and I have to fart, real bad.
    One of those "Sounds like you ripped your undies,
    but at least it dont stink" kinda farts...nah mean.
    There are females around, just a few.
    And some males, they dont trip though.
    Should I bust or what?
  2. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    fart as loud as you can and laugh out loud
  3. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    my tummy is rumblin too...woooo!

  4. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    woogie bands
  5. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

  6. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    bussa buss want's you to gimme some mo'

    cause see... as a shorty, i was told "you gotta be the greatest.. and if you ain't gonna be the greatest, you gotta be part of the greatest" so i bumped my head, and they was like "so now you gonna flip it on em" and i was like "yeah.... flipmode... flipmode is the greatest"
  7. 455

    455 Guest

    Go ahead, cut the cheese and float that air biscuit....
  8. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 312
    shit, i buss it anywhere, anytime, bitches
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  10. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    Kaws Chomper would just let it rip...and then do a dance.


    BIGBLUE Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2003 Messages: 1,667 Likes Received: 0
    hold it down.. invite someone out to lunch right after lunch get em in the car . turn on the heat full blast hit the window locks and let em have it !
  12. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0
    hahaha, it's a little wrong so i'm going to correct you, and add the first verse...

    As a shorty playing in the front yard of the crib
    Fell down, and I bumped my head
    Somebody helped me up and asked me if I bumped my head
    I said "Yeah"
    So then they said "Oh so that mean we gon, you gon switch it on em'?"
    I said "Yeah, Flipmode, Flipmode is the greatest"
    Knowing as a shorty, I was always told
    That if I ain't gon' be part of the greatest
    I gotta be the greatest myself

    C'mon C'mon, Yeah, C'mon
    Yeah nigga what, what a surprise
    Get ya sumn', make a nigga close both of your eyes
    All my niggas gettin' money capitalize
    Die little small guy, we on the rise
    Everything a nigga touch platinumize
    Fully equipped, you know we come wit' all the supplies
    Got a big gun, and I'ma show you the size
    You fuck wit' any of my Flipmode family ties
    Me and my niggaz be comin' through stalkin' you out
    Killin' off any and everything you talkin' about
    See you in the club, now we walkin' you out
    Shoulda' thought twice 'fo you went and opened your mouth
    Yo, anyway we stay keepin it movin'
    Fuckin' with the wrong nigga, hope you know what you doin'
    Now blame me, all the same niggas is lame
    It's not a game, makin' names still splittin' your frames!
  13. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Yo i hope you are not still sitting at your desk waiting for my approval. I like the option of laughing out loud after you buss mad noisey. You should make a crazy screwed up face while you do it too.

    Yo that dancing Chomper is gold right there Steve.

    Hey some one please teach me how to make animated gifs.
  14. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 312
  15. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 999 Likes Received: 0
    dude if there are girls around go to the bathroom.