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I Got Stopped By Cops today

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Apr 21, 2005.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Yeah, so i was at the bar and I head to use the restroom. Pissing my worrues away, I thought to myself " Put in a good day at work, good buzz, food at home....not too bad." Soon to be bad.

    As soon as I left the toilet, two cops bear right the fuck down on me saying "Excuse me sir, we need to see your drivers license. please stay here for a moment." I start getting all the questions about where I was over the weekend, who i was with, etc...

    As it turns out, there was a home invasion over the weekend and some dickhead at a pizza parlor fingered me as one of the suspects ("Yeah, there's a guy at the ((insert bar name here.)) wearing a blue shirt and a white hat. I'm sure it's him!!!).

    I had to put up with a bunch of bullshit (more questions, checking me for warrants, etc...) and finally I was set free. Way to kill the buzz.

    That was the highlight of my day i guess.

    Oh yeah, my new i-pod mini is the shit.
     
  2. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    you should go back and beat the fuck outta that dude at the pizza place.
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    yeah, and ass rape his sister with a golf club
     
  4. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    use the 7 iron, god
     
  5. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    this shit happens to me at least once a month because apparently the only white kids in my neighborhood are there to buy drugs...BS.
     
  6. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    im thinking more along the lines of a driver
     
  7. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    and this has happend to me before also. shit is such a bust.
     
  8. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    I GOT PULLED UP ABOUT THREE NIGHTS AGO AT AROUND THREE IN THE MORNING AFTER A NIGHT OF HITTING ROLLIE TAGS AROUND THE JOINT. I WAS DRIVING THROUGH SOME BACKSTREETS AND THE COPS PULLED ME UP

    "TURBO, DO YOU OFTEN DRIVE AROUND THE BACKSTREETS OF +FAKE SUBURB NAME+ WHERE THERE IS A HIGH INCIDENT OF ROBBERY?"

    ME: ARE YOU IMPLYING IM A THIEF?, BECAUSE I DONT APPRECIATE THAT, IM ON MY WAY HOME FROM A FRIENDS PLACE

    PIGS: BREATH TEST - RAN CHECKS ON MY LICENSE FOR LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES, SCOUTED AROUND THE OUTSIDE OF MY CAR TO SEE IF THEY COULD PING ME FOR ANYTHING

    THE FUCKERS GOT NOTHING AND SO HE HAD A TANTY AND LEFT

    FUCK I HATE COPS
     
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    why didn't you have a scrum. that should sort the men from the boys
     
  10. Sarah Tonin

    Sarah Tonin Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 20, 2002 Messages: 1,946 Likes Received: 1
    i got stopped by a DARE cop yesterday, advising me not to smoke marijuana and other illegal substances. you could imagine the "what the fuck" look on my face.
     
  11. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
  12. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    what? they can stop you just to say that?!?!?
     
  13. useurname

    useurname Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2004 Messages: 962 Likes Received: 0
    I got stopped one time because the cops thought me and my friend were snipers true story.....and what is a dare cop?
     
  14. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    all of my "stopped by cops" stories end with handcuffs.

    its pretty shitty.

    Like you hear people tell stories about how this one time some wild shit happened and a cop was involved and they got let go or some shit.

    Mine all end with, "so I get out of jail...."
     
  15. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    glik, you're just too gangster-y to let off with a warning
     
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