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I GOT SPRAYED BY A SKUNK

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by courtorder, Jul 30, 2005.

  1. courtorder

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    I GOT SPRAYED BY A SKUNK

    Discussion started by courtorder - Jul 30, 2005

    this shit was REALLY fucked up. i was riding bikes with a friend, and i had a small light on. i saw a white streak, and since it was just about pitch black otherwise on this path, i couldnt see anything else. next thing i knew, i felt a MIST on the front of my body. Commence to chaos. i tore off my shirt, threw it in the street (big street) then ripped off my helmet and smashed it on the ground, yelling, "FUCK FUCK FUCK, I JUST GOT SPRAYED BY A SKUNK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!" needless to say, my friend was very confused until he smelled it and shit. I called a friend with a car, and he brought a tomato. i rubbed it all over, which helped a little bit. i was somewhat stripping in this residential area, rubbing a fucking tomatoe all over my body(think about this picture.) and some lady yelled, "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CAR!" to which i responded, so calmly that it surprised everyone of my friends there,"Mam, I'm sorry for any inconvenience, i just got sprayed by a skunk and my friend is here to get me home." she shut the fuck up. got home, took baths and followed remedies (vinegar+water bath, hydrogen peroxide+baking soda+dish soap) and the smell is just about gone. Fuck. :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:
    oh yeah, i want to commit genocide against skunks.
     
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  2. Issac Brock

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    wow, sucks dude. hope you stank up my house if you visit the d
     
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  3. courtorder

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    courtorder - Replied Jul 30, 2005

    oh yeah, i forgot the awesome detail that i completely shaved my legs, and lower thighs.
     
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    Zed Riedfly - Replied Jul 30, 2005

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    why is this kitty poops called skunk :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:
     
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    hahahhaa awesome. buy my bike.
     
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  6. courtorder

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    hahahhahaha, dude, i might have to. my bike smells FUCKING AWFUL.
     
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  7. WhiteOx

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    WhiteOx - Replied Jul 30, 2005

    the smell can't be that bad can it ?

    or does it sting as well or some shit ?
     
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    oh, it can. it can. think about a light mist of diaherrea. Yeah, it's kind of like that.
     
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    that sucks for you smelly boy
     
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    Bumboclot. - Replied Jul 30, 2005

    WWWWWack, I hope this shit never happens to me. Bathing in all of those ingredients doesn't sound like too much fun either, but I guess you'd do almost anything to get that awful stench gone.














    Hahaha, you shaved your legs, i wanna see that.
     
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    hahahaha
     
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    WhiteOx - Replied Jul 30, 2005

    when the toilet air is thick with shit do you avoid the smell by breathing through your mouth or inhale through your nose?

    i cop it sweet (nose)
     
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    courtorder - Replied Jul 30, 2005

    bumboclot.: im decent enough to go out, so you can see tommoro!
     
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    courtorder - Replied Jul 30, 2005

    through the mouth while plugging the nose.
     
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    Bumboclot. - Replied Jul 30, 2005

    ^agreed. but the nose pluggage is not done with your hands, you just try not to breathe in with it.
     
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