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I GOT SPRAYED BY A SKUNK

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by courtorder, Jul 30, 2005.

  1. courtorder

    courtorder 12oz Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    this shit was REALLY fucked up. i was riding bikes with a friend, and i had a small light on. i saw a white streak, and since it was just about pitch black otherwise on this path, i couldnt see anything else. next thing i knew, i felt a MIST on the front of my body. Commence to chaos. i tore off my shirt, threw it in the street (big street) then ripped off my helmet and smashed it on the ground, yelling, "FUCK FUCK FUCK, I JUST GOT SPRAYED BY A SKUNK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!" needless to say, my friend was very confused until he smelled it and shit. I called a friend with a car, and he brought a tomato. i rubbed it all over, which helped a little bit. i was somewhat stripping in this residential area, rubbing a fucking tomatoe all over my body(think about this picture.) and some lady yelled, "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CAR!" to which i responded, so calmly that it surprised everyone of my friends there,"Mam, I'm sorry for any inconvenience, i just got sprayed by a skunk and my friend is here to get me home." she shut the fuck up. got home, took baths and followed remedies (vinegar+water bath, hydrogen peroxide+baking soda+dish soap) and the smell is just about gone. Fuck. :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:
    oh yeah, i want to commit genocide against skunks.
     
  2. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock 12oz Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    wow, sucks dude. hope you stank up my house if you visit the d
     
  3. courtorder

    courtorder 12oz Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    oh yeah, i forgot the awesome detail that i completely shaved my legs, and lower thighs.
     
  4. Zed Riedfly

    Zed Riedfly New Jack

    Joined: Apr 15, 2004 Messages: 77 Likes Received: 0
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    why is this kitty poops called skunk :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:
     
  5. defyoner

    defyoner 12oz Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 20, 2000 Messages: 4,873 Likes Received: 3
    hahahhaa awesome. buy my bike.
     
  6. courtorder

    courtorder 12oz Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    hahahhahaha, dude, i might have to. my bike smells FUCKING AWFUL.
     
  7. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx 12oz Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    the smell can't be that bad can it ?

    or does it sting as well or some shit ?
     
  8. courtorder

    courtorder 12oz Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    oh, it can. it can. think about a light mist of diaherrea. Yeah, it's kind of like that.
     
  9. sarcasm

    sarcasm 12oz Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    that sucks for you smelly boy
     
  10. Bumboclot.

    Bumboclot. 12oz Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2005 Messages: 994 Likes Received: 46
    WWWWWack, I hope this shit never happens to me. Bathing in all of those ingredients doesn't sound like too much fun either, but I guess you'd do almost anything to get that awful stench gone.














    Hahaha, you shaved your legs, i wanna see that.
     
  11. iloveyoursister

    iloveyoursister 12oz Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 4, 2005 Messages: 1,025 Likes Received: 0
  12. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx 12oz Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    when the toilet air is thick with shit do you avoid the smell by breathing through your mouth or inhale through your nose?

    i cop it sweet (nose)
     
  13. courtorder

    courtorder 12oz Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    bumboclot.: im decent enough to go out, so you can see tommoro!
     
  14. courtorder

    courtorder 12oz Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 0
    through the mouth while plugging the nose.
     
  15. Bumboclot.

    Bumboclot. 12oz Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2005 Messages: 994 Likes Received: 46
    ^agreed. but the nose pluggage is not done with your hands, you just try not to breathe in with it.
     
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