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I got so drunk..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Feb 14, 2002.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    Last saturday night..it was just unfuckin believeable..

    We were playin drinkin games and shit at a friends, we had two kegs for like 13 of us or so...well it ends up being like 4am and im ripped as hell, and these fuckers walkby with a pair of handcuffs, before i know whats going on they put one on my left wrist, im thinking what the fuck, so i start yellin at them, they walk by with a rope, catchunk! they handcuff me to the rope, do it to everyone else and my boys like, heres the deal, everyone on this rope doesnt get off till the last of the beer in the 2nd keg is done....well were standing there in a circle handcuffed to this circular rope...6am comes around...the keg is almost done...finally at like 7or so sunday morning...were done...they unhandcuff me, i stumble outside to smoke, and immediatly everthings spinnin, and i just puke all over the front steps...familys are walkin by to go to the church down the street just staring at me...

    It was a good night..
    (This is from what i remember, cause aparently after i went outside i passed out in the doorway..)
  2. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    i got so drunk last nite next to my ps2 and passed out in my own fluids.
  3. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    heh! i split a 30 rack with my boy last night, went to the club and somehow ordered 3 glass's of tequila, on top of a sam adams like a budwieser and a heiny.

    yea needless to say i got drunk to, maybe not as drunk as you got tho

    oh i forgot to try to get girls numbers and started laughing at myself because i couldnt dance, i could barely walk.

    then, oh yes then they had me adjust the lights for the stage cause some dj's from new york came down an the lights werent on the breakin floor, they were in the dj's faces. i kept droppin the fucking lense an almost broke my neck on the chair i was standing on, but some females helped me not bust my ass.

    then i wrecked house in pool. i dunno how i did it. but i couldnt miss, an when i wasnt looking some bitch stole my beer. i guess cause i was beatin her boyfriends ass in pool? i dunno but when i turned around it was gone. eh eh she's sick now, the bitch.

    good night overall, needless to say im still very much sick
  4. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    i just got a new sweatshirt
  5. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    monday morning after superbowl sunday i woke up still drunk and saw that my roomate wasnt there. went out to the living room and saw that he was asleep on the couch out there. i asked myself "the fuck is he out here for?"...walk back into my room and see dryed up puke all over the floor next to and underneath my bed...oooh so thats why.
    so there were a bunch of people at this party, and 5 minutes into the game i was just gone...
    one of them: hey (kaes), how you doin over there?
    me (to everyone in the room): SHUT UP!!! FUCK YOU!!!
    i mean i really lost it that nite, really goin buck..but the crazy thing is that i walked all the way back here, leading the way, without even falling over...didnt say a word except when my roomate said dont worry man, were almost there, and in a very slurred voice i replied, shudahp, doh wur not.
  6. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    On Saturday me and my homeboy got some 40's and wandered around the neighbourhood causing mischief. God I need to get a job so we can go to fucking bars......
  7. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    i enjoy drinking. i've been trying to stay away from the devil..
  8. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    shameless, can i play too? thats the kinda party im talking about.

    wait, what if i have to go to the bathroom? sorta like that show on t.v. that dating game wih like 5 people linked together...... good times.. goood times..
  9. idonotlikeu

    idonotlikeu Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 1, 2001 Messages: 1,874 Likes Received: 0
    at least the beer was free.
  10. Raw fish

    Raw fish Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2000 Messages: 868 Likes Received: 2
    I think Ill get ripped tonight... especially since its valentines day, and Im sitting here posting on 12oz...
  11. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    I'm in the middle of a hot date with a bottle of rum, a pot of coffee and a bowl of pot... my valentine's 3way
  12. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    ive been telling myself not to get fucked up for some time now, and its been working...but right now is one of those times i wish i had all three things smart just mentioned

    i have the coffee, and this is some good shit i got...but strictly caffeine, and at such a late hour? no thanks...
  13. j3di

    j3di Member

    Joined: May 3, 2001 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    me and my friend hydrocodone are making a night of it
  14. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    getting drunk is overrated , but it is fun ...........